June 4, 2024 - 7:00am

This general election poses a considerable challenge to commentators, particularly of the Right-wing variety. In normal circumstances, elections derive their excitement from their unpredictability, the widening of leads, the narrowing of gaps, and their ability to throw up the unlikeliest of outcomes.

But almost two weeks into the surprise campaign, there is little new to report. The British public, in its sovereign wisdom, has decided to give a thrashing to the Conservatives, and nothing — not even the outright bribery of pensioners and promises to punish the young for their audacity to exist — will move the polls.

Today’s double offering — one by Redfield & Wilton showing a 26% Labour lead, the other by YouGov predicting the biggest Labour victory in its history, merely confirm what we know already: that the world’s oldest political party is undergoing an existential crisis. And this is all without mentioning Nigel Farage’s auto-coronation, sure to throw Tory efforts at squeezing Reform into disarray.

Of course, the Tory defeat could still be merely catastrophic instead of being annihilatory. Those on the Right who chant “zero seats” [sic] might change their minds in the polling booth, and shame-facedly add their checkmark next to the candidate with the tree logo. The pensioners might yet return to the fold with a promise of a quintuple lock and free blood plasma extracted from the young. Sir Keir Starmer might be unmasked as the man who designed Horizon.

But they may not; and on the principle that the most obvious outcome is usually the most likely outcome, the Tories are in for a near-wipeout. It is telling that today’s YouGov poll, which puts the party on 140 seats, has been received as relatively good news, namely a three-digit number of MPs.

The alternative outcome is of course the famous Canada 1993-style scenario of actual extinction, at two seats. First-past-the-post is unforgiving when a party falls below a certain percentage of the vote. Nor can those on the Right take comfort in a gaggle of Reform MPs, as Canadian Right-wingers did three decades ago.

Reform’s vote, though enough to damn the Tories, is not geographically concentrated enough to provide it with any meaningful number of seats. Perhaps Farage can win Clacton; but Reform, whose diet of incoherent reheated Thatcherisms is barely an improvement on the Conservatives’ offering, is unlikely to win much more than that.

Perhaps the grimmest indication of how the Tories have overstayed their welcome lies in the fact that many Right-wing journalists, advisers, and the like — people whose livelihoods depends on the existence of the Conservative Party as a viable enterprise — openly admit to planning to either abstain or vote against the Conservatives. The only other time I remember such a sentiment was during the 2019 European Parliament elections; but then again, those on the Right have never taken these seriously.

There will still be a campaign in the conventional sense. There will be television debates, ill-judged social media products, gotchas, and deselected candidates, until polling day. But although the Conservatives will keep talking, the British voting public has long stopped listening.


Yuan Yi Zhu is an academic and writer.

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