By now, snooker should have died out. The game seems squarely at odds with a modern world ruled by speed — where facts are onscreen at our fingertips, and the patience required for slow-moving stories is increasingly on the wane. It is not just the fusty bow ties and waistcoats that give the game of snooker a quaint, old-fashioned feel. With its languorous blend of slow strategy and quiet absorption, it should really be a thing of the past.
Except that hasn’t happened — not, one might say, by a long shot. The game continues to grow. It has been estimated that around 500 million people follow snooker right across the globe. In China, it remains a boom sport, with fanbases rapidly expanding across Europe and the Middle East, especially among young people. In other words — in the midst of our ever more rushed, hyper-accelerated world — snooker is thriving.
How to explain this? Counterintuitively, I’d say it’s that glacial pace. Six-time world champion Steve Davis has defended the game’s “slow burner” spirit. According to Davis, any effort to make snooker fast actually pushes against what makes the game compelling. While initiatives like the Snooker Shoot-Out have their place, it is the long, multi-session matches that remain the sport’s pinnacle. “It’s a bit of a red herring,” Davis has said, “to think that you have to make snooker faster to be more entertaining. Snooker doesn’t work that way, actually it works the opposite way to a lot of sports — it doesn’t have to be fast to be entertaining… sometimes the tactics alone can create the enjoyment and the fascination”.
A quiet game, with a wild history — a working-class pursuit, with an aristocratic look — snooker is, in every sense, a game of contradictions. Its ancestor, billiards, was very much the preserve of the English and French nobility. King Louis XI owned the very first indoor billiard table; Mary Queen of Scots was an avid player, and even had a table in her prison cell. But as snooker out-muscled billiards in the early 20th century, it found new homes in the working men’s clubs of Britain’s industrial towns. And as the years went on, the nation’s billiard halls developed a particular kind of reputation — a less than salubrious one, for suspect characters and shady dealings.
Perhaps it was the location of the halls, often stuck in the rough part of town. Perhaps it was the fact they were so dark — places of shadow and secret things. Perhaps it was something about the game itself, something to do with how quiet it can be, quiet enough for mid-game talks around the tables. Whatever the truth, by the middle of the century, snooker halls had become a little bit dangerous. The Kray Twins bought the Regal Billiard Club in Mile End in 1954, and made it a base for their protection racket. It became one of Ronnie’s favourite places. “There were often evenings at the billiard hall,” wrote their biographer John Pearson, “when he’d just sit, brooding and menacing, sunk in silence”. But it was also a scene of violence. In a famous story, a rival Maltese gang turned up at the Regal and made the mistake of demanding some money. The Krays were unimpressed. Ronnie charged at them with a cutlass, and chased them out to the street.
Snooker’s shadowy side has always coexisted with a decorous formality that remains unique in world sport. To this day — for most tournaments — players still don the black tie of the traditional English gentleman. Fashion-wise, watching a snooker match can feel like watching a face-off between a pair of Victorian aristocrats. And the audience, too, sits largely in silence — huddled intently, like the audience at a Shakespeare play. Anyone who does call out will be quickly silenced by the referee, or even removed from the arena for improper conduct: such things as noise are for other sports, not for the baize.
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SubscribeThe qualities it brings — of slow-paced, cosy, televisual comfort — correspond with a jewel cabinet of much-cherished British rituals, the sacred consolations of tea and toast, living room, snug TV, raining outside, putting-the-kettle-on everydayness.
How to curl up and die.
You might balk at the idea but the relaxed pleasures expressed here are an important counterpoint to the pressures of the world.
Not understanding that leaves us exposed to every noisy, gimmicky latest piece of overblown trash designed to distract our attention, extract our cash, and exposed to the rain in every sense.
The world would be a poorer place without traditional snooker.
I didn’t mention snooker.
Why post that comment, then?
Which one?
Why the down votes for asking a question?
Because you’re simply trolling, hence the downvotes
Really. How?
For the slow at comprehension;
the sacred consolations of tea and toast, living room, snug TV, raining outside, putting-the-kettle-on everydayness.
The comment I made about this has nothing to do with snooker but with a death-warmed-up existence. And as far as snooker goes I prefer to remember it as a place removed from the outside world, dark except for the green lamps, slight tension in the air, money won and lost, shady characters you felt an instinct to be wary of. Not made for watching on the tv in your lounge with your cardy on.
But the kids I see lining up to play don’t wear cardies. I respectfully suggest that you are a little behind the times.
Possibly, after all I was saying that’s how I prefer to remember it. Or did you skip that bit?
Balk! I get it
I was hoping it’d cushion the blow.
I enjoyed this. Thank you.
I tried to agree with your comment but it reduced your approvals from 8 to 1!
The beauty of snooker is that it is seen as a working-man’s game. While the leaders of the Raj played billiards in front of their servants, the scene morphed into another showing the servants at the same table playing snooker. And the same all over the world, except for one country which always has to be different – not saying which country but they call football some stupid name like soccer.
Where I live, there are still many working-mens clubs and every one has snooker tables. There are snooker clubs in the towns. On Saturday mornings you can see very young children being delivered by their parents – all fully outfitted, of course – for the regular tournaments or matches. And there are leagues for all ages. Snooker grows and grows and does not need the equivalent of 100-ball cricket to attract sponsors. It is one of those games, like football, which brings countries together.
Cricket didn’t need the monstrosity that is the 100 either, a stupid gimmick dreamt up by those who have never played the game that will hopefully soon be consigned to the dustbin of history.
Absolutely
Cricket at its finest is possibly my favourite sport. The test matches that come to epic conclusions (Edgbaston 2005!) are truly spectacular – a story unfolding over a number of days. Unfortunately there are not that many of them. The shorter versions of cricket don’t have that.
Snooker is similar with it’s narratives that form over a match.
Hear! Hear!
What can you expect from a society which has no ideas of its own (save for big glass buildings) and imports everything, be it slaves or culture.
Still selling England by the pound……
I still remember exactly where I was when Dennis Taylor potted that final black.
Andy Capp must be amazed.
When I was young (1980s) one of the guys I played with was very very close to the cut of going pro, at a time when at any one time there were only ever 112 pros worldwide. But he never quite made it and became a postie instead. He was really talented on a BMX too
In 1989, my mother had major surgery. As we sat round her bed in the intensive care ward, she slowly started to waken. We struggled to make out what she was saying and were somewhat anxious. After a while, we got it, ‘How’s Alex doing?’ Alex Higgins was playing in the final of a tournament and mum just had to know how the Hurricane was getting on!
There have been a couple of articles over the years here on snooker and working men’s clubs. Their fates are definitely tied.
It was a quarter of a century ago I went to a working men’s club with my dad to play snooker for the first time (in such a setting) and remember a very different world. No women in the games room, strict adherence to being in a queue for one of the four tables – but mostly the number of middle aged and older men sat around the tables offering advice or banter after practically every shot.
I visited my folks this weekend and went for a few games with my dad in the same club, as I often do when visiting. Things are immeasurably different now. Three tables, women long since allowed in the games room, no need to put your name up and no audience. I also win a lot more than I used to.
Actual snooker clubs are a bit of dying breed, too. The roots in just aren’t there any more.
I love snooker, whether as a way to start an evening out, a midweek session practicing, or playing in a team and getting involved in arguments about handicaps. For me, this bothers me way more than the state of the professional game – but it is also the canary in the coal mine for the professional game.
I’m not great, but firmly believe I could have been a high standard amateur if I spent a bit more time properly practicing but that can go on the pile of things that I could have been good at. I’ve been in the 60s a couple of times but on both occasions got a nose bleed with the century looming.
As a boy I enjoyed football. One shilling admission for youngsters at White Hart Lane and the players were approachable – I helped the goalie, Bill Brown, cut his hedge when I spotted him outside his modest house half a mile from home. I knocked at the door of Maurice Norman (centre half) and he patiently chatted and signed my autograph book. The world of football now is alien to me, rip-off at every turn.
Surely all the lads love a game in the aluak Bar of The Severed Head or down the Amputees Arms?
I find it strange beyond belief that the idea of a ‘brave new world’ for anything at all, be it sport, democracy, culture or plain old politics is viewed as a good, or even necessary, thing. What of tradition, heritage or the almost indefinable value of emotional connections?
The notion that holding the World Championship in Sheffield each year is unfair to international players is, quite simply, bunkum. Any player of whatever nationality, if he or she is serious about competing on the tour, has to travel far and wide to take part in tournaments scattered around the world on an almost weekly basis and I would be hugely surprised if a single one of them thought that such an arrangement was unfair. The associated travel might be a tiring, and sometimes tiresome, undertaking but it is not unfair.
Just for once cannot those whose role is the administration and organisation of snooker forget about the lure of ever larger pots of prize money on offer from certain countries – some of whose extraordinary wealth, it should not be forgotten, comes from the extraction and sale worldwide of a polluting fossil fuel – and remember instead that history, tradition and the status quo are also very important considerations.
Has Griffiths -vs- Thorburn finished yet?