Katie Price is, ostensibly, in the news because of her finances. But Price has rarely been out of the news since the Nineties, when she became famous as a Page 3 girl. Determinedly, assiduously, she crafted herself into the perfect celebrity for her time: someone it was almost impossible to look away from.
The face, and the body, she has now is very different from the one she had when we knew her as Jordan. In her first Page 3 appearance in 1996, she was 18, fresh-faced and natural-breasted. Today, her breasts are enormous architectural domes constructed over 17 operations (her last was a slight reduction after a 2022 procedure gave her the “biggest breasts in Britain”). After facelifts, fillers, nosejobs, Botox and veneers, her face has long crossed the line from “enhanced” to “done” to, now, an alien kind of hardness.
She has been called a plastic surgery “victim”. But Price sees it differently. She has made the choice to look “fake”. “Why do you think I spent all that money on it?” she asked in one of her autobiographies. “That’s how I want to look!”
Pre-surgeries, she was a perfectly attractive girl. But she was only a perfectly attractive girl, and the supply of those outstripped demand so much that (according to Price) in her early days of Page 3 modelling, her take-home from a photoshoot after agent’s fees and travel was just £30. It was only after she had her first set of implants that she began to be something exceptional. As she wrote: “I finally got the boobs I wanted and they brought me a great deal of work and made me famous, so respect to the boobs!”
Price’s profession was model. But her career was really in something different: she’s a body entrepreneur. She understood herself as an object, and she understood that the value of that object consisted in pushing it to its most extreme form. It was not beauty that she offered. It was shock. Her gigantic breasts were not a promise of fertility or an exaggeration of youthful perkiness. They announced exactly how much Price was willing to undergo in the service of making herself attractive to men — a willingness to undergo a gratifying level of pain and inconvenience.
The sharp edges of her implants declared her submission, and her submission secured her elevation. Page 3 girls almost never became stars in America: the concept didn’t translate. But Price was put on the US cover of Playboy and labelled “London’s legendary bad girl”. She also caught the eye of the century’s sharpest student of celebrity. In 2009, a starstruck Kim Kardashian tweeted: “Omg Katie Price aka Jordan and her husband Peter [Andre] are on my flight home from NYC!”
Ironically Katie Price looks like a trans woman,
There is no such thing as a trans woman. But she does look like a man in drag.
I prefer the term trans identified man or TIM instead of trans woman…although it will upset an awful lot of people when you say that on social media.
Anything you say will upset a lot of people on social media.
But you knew exactly what I meant.
I can’t be alone amongst men in preferring ordinarily attractive women, with monstrous breast size playing no role at at all. Is this really about being attractive to men rather than fascinating to women? It seems to be women who know all about these people.
I have to confess that before reading this article I didn’t even realise that Jordan and Katie Price were the same person.
I agree. I find Katie’s surgical ‘improvements’ repulsive, and her naivity in having them sick. Women are attractive in many different ways, and seeing them having themselves carved up saddens me.
Indeed. But it is perhaps a cultural error to think that Katie Price was primarily trying to attract men rather than competing with other women for the attentions of some ideal man.
If the media have given you an opportunity to sell yourself you should be careful to identify your customer base first. Applies to men selling their attributes too.
Women continue to police the behaviour of other women.
I’m no fan of what this person has done to herself, but for heaven’s sake let them mutilate their own bodies for money and be done with it. If other women were to get as worked up about the killing of millions of innocent unborn children, perhaps some good could come out of it.
I disagree with the conclusion. Now that deepfake AI is so advanced that it is near-impossible to tell faked imagery from the real thing, Katie Price now theoretically owns the authentic digital version of herself that could still be marketed on platforms like OnlyFans etc.
There is nothing stopping anyone else ripping off Katie Price’s imagery and doing the same of course, but the point is that it is possible for Price to assert ownership of herself and for it to be obvious to users of those platforms that she is authentic. (There’s probably also some law somewhere that at least could be used to shut down fake accounts – on “free” platforms like Facebook it’s pointless trying to police that sort of thing, but once money is flowing through the platform, that’s a different matter entirely).
So, Price needs a digital AI service to remake Jordan for the 21st century in AI form, and this could keep going potentially forever: even when Katie’s an old woman and then after she dies.
Of course the ” authorities” ( sic.) are petrified of actually letting the deranged self publicist into any prison, as they know that she will create carnage, (or should that be ” carnalage”? ) with massive across the ‘meeja’ publicity, and here comes another pun, ‘ exposure’, that will pay her large amounts, and make a bigger joke of our prison system….
Yes. Science fiction becomes nearer to reporting / documentary almost daily now. Not quite “Surrogates” yet, but getting closer.
‘Birth sex’? Just ‘sex’: the sex you have at birth is the only one you will ever have.
I disagree with the victim framing of Price here.
‘Her gigantic breasts were not a promise of fertility or an exaggeration of youthful perkiness. They announced exactly how much Price was willing to undergo in the service of making herself attractive to men — a willingness to undergo a gratifying level of pain and inconvenience.’
Price was willing to go through multiple surgeries not to please primarily, but to make money. I don’t like this insinuation and its anti-male subtext. Yes, men are attracted to big breasts, up to a point. Inordinately sized breasts are a turn-off for a lot of men.
‘Price’s embrace of the body as business was prescient.’
This is to ascribe her career success to something more complex than it was.
Price was an attractive woman who had a b**b job. It worked for her, so she had more. Unfortunately, she did not know where to stop.
‘As the old soft porn income streams (magazines, calendars) dwindled, Price remained compelling enough to move into new markets such as Only Fans.’
Does this not just reveal either her willingness to exploit poor losers or just her financial desperation?
https://theheritagesite.substack.com/
Long before he met me, my husband went to bed with a woman who had large breasts. He was surprised that they didn’t move and were very firm. He then realized they were implants, and they turned him off. He told me he preferred br***Ts that were soft and squishy (his word, not mine!). He couldn’t understand the attraction.
Katie Price got her first b**b job for a video shoot that I was involved in. She got paid very well for the gig and we were happy with her just the way she appeared in her ‘natural’ photos. I’ve always feared that the paycheck she got from that gig paid for the first modification and the wholesale objectification journey she’s gone on since! Although she’d have probably always found a way. She was an extremely funny, smart young woman, even then however. If you want to check out the video, look up Centrefold by Adam Austin.
I disagree with the victim framing of Price here.
‘Her gigantic breasts were not a promise of fertility or an exaggeration of youthful perkiness. They announced exactly how much Price was willing to undergo in the service of making herself attractive to men — a willingness to undergo a gratifying level of pain and inconvenience.’
Price was willing to go through multiple surgeries not to please primarily, but to make money. I don’t like this insinuation and its anti-male subtext. Yes, men are attracted to big breasts, up to a point. Inordinately sized breasts are a turn-off for a lot of men.
‘Price’s embrace of the body as business was prescient.’
This is to ascribe her career success to something more complex than it was.
Price was an attractive woman who had a b**b job. It worked for her, so she had more. Unfortunately, she did not know where to stop.
‘As the old soft porn income streams (magazines, calendars) dwindled, Price remained compelling enough to move into new markets such as Only Fans.’
Does this not just reveal either her willingness to exploit poor losers or just her financial desperation?
I disagree with the victim framing of Price here.
‘Her gigantic breasts were not a promise of fertility or an exaggeration of youthful perkiness. They announced exactly how much Price was willing to undergo in the service of making herself attractive to men — a willingness to undergo a gratifying level of pain and inconvenience.’
Price was willing to go through multiple surgeries not to please primarily, but to make money. I don’t like this insinuation and its anti-male subtext. Yes, men are attracted to big breasts, up to a point. Inordinately sized breasts are a turn-off for a lot of men.
‘Price’s embrace of the body as business was prescient.’
This is to ascribe her career success to something more complex than it was.
Price was an attractive woman who had a b**b job. It worked for her, so she had more. Unfortunately, she did not know where to stop.
‘As the old soft porn income streams (magazines, calendars) dwindled, Price remained compelling enough to move into new markets such as Only Fans.’
Does this not just reveal either her willingness to exploit poor losers or just her financial desperation?
https://theheritagesite.substack.com/
I don’t know. We’re in a time when “influencer” is a real and, often, lucrative job so why not someone use their body as a business. It’s hardly the first time, just a modern-day application of it. Models have done it since the first runway. Athletes, too, though there is some skill beyond attractiveness involved in their case. And an entire fitness industry is built on physiques.
One can point to and even decry the fakery of on-going b**b jobs, perpetual botox, and endless nips and tucks, but like the other examples above, this one has a shelf life. Athletes and models must eventually retire. There comes an end to the body road for people like this, too. In the meantime, they make money and it could be that their market success says more about consumers than entrepreneurs.
If Katie Price AKA Jordan thinks she’s attractive to men, she’s seriously deluded!
She only has to be attractive to some men.
I disagree with the victim framing of Price here.
‘Her gigantic breasts were not a promise of fertility or an exaggeration of youthful perkiness. They announced exactly how much Price was willing to undergo in the service of making herself attractive to men — a willingness to undergo a gratifying level of pain and inconvenience.’
Price was willing to go through multiple surgeries not to please primarily, but to make money. I don’t like this insinuation and its anti-male subtext. Yes, men are attracted to big breasts, up to a point. Inordinately sized breasts are a turn-off for a lot of men.
‘Price’s embrace of the body as business was prescient.’
This is to ascribe her career success to something more complex than it was.
Price was an attractive woman who had a b**b job. It worked for her, so she had more. Unfortunately, she did not know where to stop.
‘As the old soft porn income streams (magazines, calendars) dwindled, Price remained compelling enough to move into new markets such as Only Fans.’
Does this not just reveal either her willingness to exploit poor losers or just her financial desperation? What do people think?
https://theheritagesite.substack.com/
I strongly suspect you’ve misintepreted SD in your opening paragraph. There’s no “victim blaming” going on. Doesn’t bode well for your substack.
Um, you’re starting to repeat yourself.
Yes, her breasts are freakishly, clownishly large.
…and yes, they will grab your attention.
I think that’s all that she’s after, really: a reliable attention-getter.
Pretty sad, and really tragic. Jessica Rabbit is a much more desirable than these “body” entrepreneurs.