As Britain’s summer of crisis continues, the penitentiary industrial complex could soon be overwhelmed. Not because of a lack of resources: estimates put the prisons’ budget at £4 billion. And it’s not for a lack of bipartisan thinking: the Labour government, like the Tories before it, support the use of non-custodial sentences and the continuation of the early release scheme.
Rather, what the prison system has a major problem with is retention. According to the Prison Reform Trust, half of officers who left the service in 2021 had been in the role for less than three years, with more than a quarter leaving after less than a year. And while there are many reasons for this, one in particular has been thrust into the spotlight as of late: the curious phenomenon of female staff falling for inmates.
Let’s start with the most recent, and no doubt most infamous, case to date.
We’re inside what appears to be a prison cell in HMP Wandsworth. The camera shows a well-built tattooed man, legs akimbo, receiving oral sex from someone on their knees. To add more context, the cameraman pans around the cell. We catch sight of the grinning cameraman smoking a spliff, before he cuts back to the couple. Then comes the big reveal: as the pair start to have sex, we catch sight of a woman’s uniform. She’s a prison officer.
For the next two minutes and 59 seconds, what transpires is essentially a porn movie set in a real-life prison cell, involving real-life inmates and (former) real-life prison officer Linda De Sousa Abreu, 30, from Fulham. “Guys, we’ve made history,” says Wandsworth’s answer to Cecile B. De Mille before going straight to camera: “That’s how we live in Wandsworth, bruv.”
It remains unclear what will happen to this still unidentified character and his cellmate, 36-year-old burglar Linton Weirich. Likewise, senior management heads are sure to roll at the prison, which was just handed another £100 million of funding following a “catastrophic” inspection. Only last week, a prison officer was suspended after being filmed on a contraband mobile rolling a joint in a cell with two prisoners.
The focus of the fall-out, however, has fallen on De Sousa Abreu, who it turns out “models” on OnlyFans, has appeared in a Channel 4 show about swinging, and is in an open relationship with her husband. The Portuguese national, who was apprehended at Heathrow airport attempting to flee the country, pled guilty last week at Isleworth Crown Court to one charge of misconduct in a public office.
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And the scarcely believable:
…and that’s before we even get to such banal terms as “banged up” and “screw”.
Methinks the author enjoyed writing this piece just a bit too much. Still, an interesting insight into our ‘Criminal Justice System’ and the author is clearly more than just a time-serving journo.
Human beings are a flawed species. If that was not the case, we wouldn’t need a criminal justice system. We’ll do our best to have our public servants behave appropriately, but those expecting perfection will be disappointed.
True, we all have picadilloes but this behaviour from the guard is way beyond that- it’s really taking the ****. This article lead me to looking up the film on twitter (easily found). It’s not some furtive liaison, it’s basically a porn film and the guard makes no attempt to hide her identity (nor do the two males). All three are very proud of what they are doing.
Whoever in HR vets applicants is doing a very poor job but (I’ll guess) DEI may well higher on their agenda than getting best personnel for the job.
I’d suggest readers go the the home page of this chappies’ University. “As a fellow at the University of the Arts’ Design Against Crime Research Lab “. And bring a dictionary. Such out and out nonsense.
Why do prison guards have sex with inmates?
There shouldn’t be any female staff in men’s prisons, and vice versa.
I think you just answered my question; because they can.
The mania for not discriminating results in stupid decisions on hiring. Presumably Gay male prison staff may be at risk but you don’t hear about that.
Yes and it is mind boggling that anyone in the criminal justice system would need to have this blindingly obvious thing pointed out to them. We’re ruled by permanent adolescents living in their own DEI fairytale.
Allow me to cite a stanza from Christian Morgenstern’s poem “The Impossible Fact”
And he comes to the conclusion:
His mishap was an illusion,
for, he reasons pointedly,
that which must not, can not be.
“vulnerable female prison staff”
Why do we never hear of vulnerable male prison staff?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not suggesting that there aren’t any at all, nor that they don’t abuse their position or become corrupt.
But we do seem to have a slew of women in positions of power, prison officers, teachers, abusing their positions to pursue sex. Why is that?
And so often we are told that it is THEY who were in a vulnerable position. Why is that?
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A SLEW of women abusing positions of authority? That’s a laugh – compared to males abusing power, the number of females doing so is infinitesimal. The reason it really stands out when women do it is because it is so rare.
because all staff and inmates are heterosexual, natch.
An overwhelming majority are, but if you really want to go there, gay staff having sex with inmates should also be sacked.
I always wondered why prison guards were called screws.
Now you know!!
I think she’s going to be pretty bored in a woman’s prison.
Not with all the tranny’s in there
Obviously prison officer is an occupation unsuited to opposite sex persons. Officers should be male in men’s prisons and female in female prisons.
“Pled”.
Seriously, pled.
Rightio, I guess “pleaded” is on the scrap heap then.
According to the OED, both are correct: ‘pled’ assumes that ‘plead’ is a strong (i.e. irregular) verb, and ‘pleaded’ treats it as a weak (regular) verb. There are other examples of parallel past tense forms in the same verb: e.g. hanged/hung, weaved/wove, lit/lighted. Sometimes they’re distinguished by the context: ‘hanged’, for instance, would generally be confined to capital punishment. In the case of ‘plead’, ‘pled’ has rather taken a back seat over the last hundred years or so, but it’s perfectly correct.
Hello fellow pedant! I enjoyed reading your post….made my Saturday morning!
The OED operates on the dubious principle that when people repeat mistakes often enough, they are no longer mistaken.
Why is it a dubious principle? A dictionary is there to record how language is being used, not just school texts.
Maybe having female guards in a male prison is a bad idea. And vice-versa. Does this need to be pointed out?
On a different plane, people in authority behaving badly is nothing new. The stories of teachers engaging in sexual activity with students in the US are legion. An outlet called Real Clear Investigations did a lengthy story on it, and there are at least as many female teachers involved, if not more.
Interesting, and deserving of more attention.
The solution is too simple. Of course, no way, in the name of equality, it will ever be used.
Clearly, there’s not enough testosterone filled men on the outside to satisfy all the women.
It’s not about sex.
People who commit crimes that justify sentences of multiple decades should receive the death penalty. Start there!
If male prison guards were committing these offences they’d be called evil predators and manipulators.
When women prison guards commit these offences they are described as vulnerable and manipulated by men.
The two tier legal system is heavily biased to go easy on the women.
Male guards have sex with female prisoners for sexual reasons female guards, on the other hand, usually have sex for emotional reasons.
Over 95% of violent sexual offences are committed by men. The reason society generally views sexual offences committed by women differently is that men and women are different. With rare exceptions, women just don’t violently force themselves on other people, for both physical and psychological reasons.
The legal system should handle things on a case by case, obviously, but you can’t have a disparity that stark and expect society not to notice it.
surely it’s not only women officers that get involved?
What an incredible article. This should be front page of every major paper but just like all difficult issues (eg the disastrous impact of mass immigration) it’s ignored because it does not conform to the left Liberal concensus which the Tories themselves subscribed to and now we are doomed to for a further 5 years