A very serious man highlighting something equally serious (Christopher Furlong/Getty Images)

How do you feel about that most English of vices: gentle whimsy? Personally, I can’t abide unusually shaped teapots, cat cartoons, Gilbert and Sullivan operas, London Marathon costumes, or jokey books you’re supposed to read on the toilet. For the same reason, I was probably never going to be the ideal recipient of Sir Ed Davey’s electoral campaign — now thankfully concluded. Still: as the sun sets on a Tory government, and Davey shakily regains his land legs after six weeks of plummeting through the air and being catapulted into cold water, it’s worth considering what precedent his extremely strange, babyish campaign set for British politics, and how we might avert its repetition in future.
In the run up to the election, the papers mostly gave Davey an easy ride (as it were), seemingly unwilling to be scathing about what might yet turn out to be the inspired manoeuvres of an emerging national treasure. International media outlets didn’t help, seizing the opportunity to resurrect one of their favourite national stereotypes, the loveable British eccentric. And another factor enabling the horror to hide in plain sight was the general level of cringeworthy memification throughout the campaign, with Dawn Butler rapping, Jeremy Corbyn pretending he knows how to wash a car (or indeed what a car is), and Nigel Farage garnering 8.5 million TikTok views while doing an Eminem impression. Viewed in passing, the Lib Dem approach just looked like more of the same, but in fact it was much worse.
Of course, politics has long included gimmicks from MPs hoping to make a splash: who could forget David Cameron being pulled along by Norwegian huskies in 2006, or the much-derided “Edstone” in 2015? And then there was the biggest and most cunning stunt of all during the 2012 London Olympics: the ne plus ultra of making a self-referential tit of yourself, apparently endearing Boris Johnson to a large part of the public for a generation, and followed up by various daft photo opportunities when he was running for national office. But even those ridiculous exploits were as nothing to the single-minded intensity of the Davey project, which saw him pratfalling in various locations around the country for a full six weeks: not so much offering lots of speeches punctuated by the odd bit of shenanigans, as 90% shenanigans interspersed with occasional bits of chat and weeping to camera about his dead parents.
Some of the appearances were justified by party masterminds as being vaguely connected to a particular policy objective — though, rather like their leader’s Zumba dancing, the explanations given were often a bit of an awkward stretch. Bungee-jumping in Eastbourne was supposed to tempt people into trying something heartstoppingly terrifying for the very first time: namely, voting Liberal Democrat, which seemed to be saying the quiet part out loud. Repeatedly falling from a surfboard into the Cornish foam was allegedly done in order to highlight the problem of sewage in our seas, though the degree of enthusiasm Davey conveyed for the experience tended to suggest exactly the opposite. Careering down a waterslide was about improving mental health for young people — yet it remained unclear how incipient adolescent anxiety would be improved by the sight of a 58-year old political leader perched precariously on a rubber ring, gurning ecstatically like a giant toddler as he hurtled down the slope.
Another explanation for Davey’s behaviour resembled the sort of justification sometimes offered by Just Stop Oil activists or, for that matter, school shooters: namely, it was the only way to get media attention for their cause, otherwise known at Lib Dem HQ as winning the “air war”. This defence would perhaps have worked better had more people been able to work out what the cause was supposed to be, exactly. And in fact — like Farage’s memes on behalf of Reform — the main point of the appearances seemed to be to convey something about the leader in particular, and nothing very specific about his party and their policies at all.
Yet even here, the level of information offered was remedial. We mostly learnt that Davey doesn’t take himself too seriously: “I’m quite happy to have some fun,” he declared, shortly after skidding downhill in Wales on a bike with legs cartoonishly akimbo, just in case anyone had missed the point. Equally, we discovered that behind the smile lies heartache, with several affecting personal tragedies in his past. In a video, interviews, and press releases, Davey saw Starmer’s touching tale of a disabled mother and raised him two dead parents at a young age, a dead Nanna, and a disabled son for whom he has significant caring responsibilities. So heavily was the latter mined for relevance to a manifesto pledge to increase the Carer’s Allowance, it sometimes seemed as if the policy had been designed around Davey personally.
It’s hard to be rude about someone whose public persona is so guileless: an enthusiastic, kindly, hammy Church of England type, as written by Richard Curtis on a good day and Armando Iannucci on a bad one. But politics isn’t care work nor is it a sitcom. The fact remains that despite some of the positive headlines it attracted, Davey’s CBeebies-style campaign indicated a staggeringly infantilising attitude towards the electorate. It seemed clear that either senior members in the Lib Dems are childish morons, or that they believe that voters are.
Perhaps it was assumed that by minimising the use of words altogether in their campaign material, they could maximise voter appeal while avoiding gaffes and the spectre of future broken promises. Political slogans already tend to be vacant and indecipherable anyway, allowing hearers to project whatever they want into the void. Labour’s key message argued gnomically for “Change”, while the Conservatives went with “Clear Plan. Bold Action. Secure Future” — though it was a testimony to their history of incompetence that even this vague statement of intent seemed patently unachievable.
Yet there are also signs that Lib Dem strategists assumed that Davey’s clowning would be of interest to middle-class former Tory strongholds in particular, stuffed as they are presumably thought to be with soft-hearted, financially insulated types, low on political analysis but big on heartwarming feels. This seems indicated by what they called the “Gail’s strategy” — targeting wealthy Southern towns with a Gail’s bakery in the vicinity for a bit of the Davey magic, anticipating these as the places with the biggest chance of shifting disgruntled voters towards Liberal Democrats. One might question the sagacity of this plan on a number of levels: not least because what makes a sourdough-lover from Chichester smile ruefully or wipe away an empathic tear is likely to grate heavily upon a sausage roll-lover from Bolton. But there’s also the fact that even in the most insufferably smug of Southern enclaves, chock full of Dryrobe-wearing wankers nursing spelt loaves and worrying about property development in their area, most voters are just not that stupid.
The most likely explanation of any Lib Dem victories emerging today is that people were utterly fed up with the Tories, not that their heads were positively turned by the sight of G-forces acting on the face of an otherwise rather dull man on a rollercoaster. If anything, for all we know, the inanity of the campaign might have worked against the party: even among the positive press coverage, there were signs of ambivalence in onlookers. Meanwhile, there is also evidence that younger voters found the use of electoral memes patronising and off-putting generally. It would be good if pollsters would make an attempt to confirm these hypotheses now, for fear that correlation is lazily taken to indicate causation and we are subjected to even more fatuous levels of japery in five years’ time.
Satisfying as it may be on some atavistic level, I don’t want to see political figures shot into the air, toppling into water, or bouncing around on giant inflatables; I’d rather just hear them talk about what they intend to do and how they will do it. In a supposedly democratic society, it doesn’t seem a lot to ask. There’s a lot of work to do in the next four years, and many massive challenges lie ahead; not least the multipartisan challenge of making politics serious again. In whatever other ways politicians will fail spectacularly, I wonder if they can at least manage that.
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Subscribe“But at least you could make a compelling argument that it was a good idea to get rid of Trump.” Most certainly! Look at how much better things are in America now that Joe Biden is President. (Note for the sarcasm-impaired: this is a sarcastic comment.)
LOL. And remember the apoplexy exhibited over the “power” and influence that the Koch Brothers had at once time? They are now mere pikers in this billionaire’s game. Oh, the hypocrisy of it all!
I’m not sure of the rationale behind supporting big tech and billionaire money to get rid of a problem one agrees with (i.e. “get rid of Trump”) yet decry everything else. This highlights the impossibility of our current dilemma: “get rid of Trump” even if it is done by illegal means. It just doesn’t work that way. Selling one’s soul for one thing keeps it in a cage for everything else to be bought (for the right price).
The Vietnamese vilage analogy: Destroying democracy in order to save it. From Trumpian toxicity which is not limited to Trump. They really wish for all those proles in the hinterlands to shut up, comply, and drink Victory Gin.
“Bill Gates and his now-discarded wife, Melinda French Gates” Um – she discarded him because he’s a sleazy little pervert. He was using her to play the “good husband & father” for the public. He’s a creep.
Being a creep doesn’t matter when you are worth that much money. The starry-eyed receivers of all that cash are complete and utter hypocrites.
Like Democrat politicians Spitzer & Cuomo as well – both of whom cheated on lovely women for side dishes…
“the real danger may be confiscation, as people recognise the enormous gap between oligarchic posturing and the reality of class relations.”
It’s impossible to maintain a stable society with the level of income inequality we currently have (at least in the USA).
If the wealthy oligarchs want to preserve their own freedom, they need to advocate for living wages, affordable housing, and universal health care.
Otherwise, they will have to live behind iron gates in constant fear of the kinds of violent overthrows that have occurred in the past.
It is in the best interests of the oligarchs to redistribute enough wealth that people are not so enraged that they “burn it all down.”
The best way to save capitalism is to put a floor underneath how desperately poor the population can become.
I don’t care about people being much richer than myself. What I do care about is how the wealthy use their money to buy politicians.
What are talking about? Many of them already live behind iron gates and weaponized security guards. It was a good laugh several years ago when Nancy Pelosi advocated for no walls on the southern border as pictures of her walled residential compound circulated online.
Equating “income” with wealth as you have done is actually one of the best scams the elites ever came up with. An entrepreneur or professional who takes on enormous debt and has a negative net worth but finally achieves a high income will give up most of that money to taxes. In Canada I pay 54% of my income in taxes, plus another 13% of nearly everything I spend. But the truly wealthy only pay tax on their “income”, and their accountants have figured out how to ensure that they don’t book their income in any jurisdiction that will tax them. As the cry for more wealth redistribution grows louder and louder, watch what happens – as always it will be income and not wealth that gets targeted. Thus ensuring that the rich get richer and no one can claw their way up. Meritocracy has all but given way to nepotism and the new feudalism.
If you wish to preserve your wealth and influence, go unnoticed. That is what I do.
I hope you lose both. Be careful.
I was joking. I done never had any of either.
Was it Lenin who said “when it comes time to hang the capitalists, they will vie with each other for the rope contract”?
Lenin was asked how did 11000 Russian communists conquer Russia and he replied ‘because the educated left were a bunch of useful idiots’.
Instead of class based marxism we now have green and race based marxism and both have the same bunch of ‘useful idiots’ supporting them without ever asking themselves would happen if BLM or XR actually became their govt
A very good analogy, and enjoyable to read. The sort of writing I look for on Unherd. As missionaries led to old style colonization, I fear we are seeing a merely updated version of the cross and the sword, the recolonization of the world by the self-anointed multi-national “great and good” under the banner of the Green (quite primitive and totemistic, really) Religion. They require a staggering degree of suspension of disbelief and individual discretion, in exchange for promises of survival, in a condition of increasing bondage.
Explain ‘..quite primitive and totemistic..’ as epithets for what you call the ‘Green Religion’ – most advocates of climate-friendly policies base their views on widely accepted scientific studies that have been subjected to quite fierce review. Or do you just mean to criticise the wealthy but hypocritical?
…fierce review ? You’ve got to be joking Andrew. Any one who applies normal scientific skepticism to claims of climate catastrophe is immediately cancelled. “Widely accepted” means nought. Galileo was the exception to the widely accepted, but he was right.
Plato recognized that nepotism was one of the greatest threats to any meritocratic society. His radical solution in The Republic – the only way to avoid the wealthy using their power to tip the scales to give their (often less able) offspring unfair advantage – was to take children from their parents at birth and have them raised in institutions. Everyone starts at zero but gets the full enjoyment of the fruits of their own talent and effort during their lifetime, amassing whatever fortune they can. But no one gets to inherit anything – no one gets a leg up or to live off the success of another. I wouldn’t go as far as Plato proposed, but I would start taxing inheritance much more than income – to better incentivize productive activity and penalize sloth. Somehow we got it exactly backwards – taxing income and not wealth. It’s almost like the wealthy elites make the rules.
will simony ever be sinful to the woke ‘church’?
I have a dream that one day hipsters will consider the neo-liberalising of their souls as cringe, and all will live happily ever after
Philanthropy in the 19th and early 20th century provided goods and services to low income members of our society. Those roles have since been taken over by government, whose resources dwarf those of philanthropists. Philanthropy thus has redirected its energy and money into influencing government rather than to direct action to aid the poor.
I appreciate this article is about America not the UK – but there is an interesting comparison between your view and the philanthropy of the rich & successful in victorian times that build many of the great cities in the UK.
Of course names like Colston built grand architecture and donated to local organisations to engender their own power and influence – but in those times government was smaller and taxed less, leaving the space for philanthropy.
Not for profit was largely beneficial in that era.
And now we are tearing down his name & image because posthumously we have taken a dislike to the way he made his money (and many like him, he’s merely an example here)
I doubt any of these elites could identify any plant or animal – they don’t really know any about Mother Earth at all…
How can any conspiracy behind the scenes be good in any democratic nation? You have been listening too much to Sam Harris and his bad ideas about Trump and elections.
“the new rich embrace a racial, gender and environmental agenda that, while undermining merit and economic growth, still leaves them on top of the heap.”
The culture wart makes a lot more sense once you realize it’s just the same old class war wrapped up in fancy clothes.
Sorry to fawn, but this is an excellent piece. Nice research and reporting of a dismal trend.
Sorry to fawn, but this is an excellent piece! Thank you, Joel.
I have been following this dismal trend and recording the instances I found but this lays it out in all of its grotesque reality. Marked up and saved.
You need to be aware that the rich are becoming richer under the New Normal rules, so they have not jettisoned the concept of their own wealth, merely jettisoned the concept that their wealth is aided by the prosperity of many others.
Thank you Joel for this excellent reporting.
I have 2 words for Mr Kotkin: Koch Brothers.
Seriously? They are no more than flies on an elephant’s bum, for heaven’s sake, compared to the level of wealth named above. Shall there be zero defenders of freedom in your world?
Koch stayed married to a lovely woman for 25 years until he died (no talk of cheating either)…he did wonders for NYC – gave millions to the Metropolitan Museum to rebuild their front fountains & galleries and to numerous other NY groups as well..great guy…