I know it’s August, and you’re probably on holiday or are grappling with inbox one zillion having just come back from holiday, but there’s a tiny little issue I’d like to bring to your attention. I’m not quite sure how to put this, but the global economy’s gone mad – stark-staring bonkers, in fact.
If you doubt me, take a look at the bond market. A bond is a tradable slice of government (or corporate) debt. In normal circumstances, a bond ‘matures’ after a fixed period of time, when the holder gets paid what the piece of paper originally sold for, plus the ‘coupon’ (i.e. the interest on the loan). This determines the bond’s yield. And this is where the madness comes in.
Bonds with negative yields – i.e. that pay back less than the original purchase price when they mature – not only exist, they are becoming wildly popular. Here’s Stephen Letts of ABC with the jaw-dropping numbers:
“The weirdness in financial markets at the moment seems boundless.
“In the past two weeks the proliferation of negative-yielding bonds has erupted — 30 per cent of the global, tradeable bond universe is being sold with a guaranteed loss attached to the coupon.
“That’s an eye-watering $US16.7 trillion dollars’ worth”
Governments are, in effect, charging lenders to lend them money.
This invites an obvious question: why would anyone agree to a deal like that? Wouldn’t they be better off just sitting on the money?
I’ll try to explain by analogy.
Have you ever had furniture stored in one of those out-of-town warehouses? If so, you’d expect to get your sofa and armchairs back in one piece, but you wouldn’t expect to get, say, an extra armchair by way of ‘interest’ on your ‘deposit’. In fact, you’d have to pay the storage company for the service of looking after your stuff.
That’s the logic behind a negative yield bond – it’s a payment to the issuer to look after your money. But, hang on, why can’t the money be lent out at interest – so that you earn a positive yield upon it?
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