The United Kingdom is a totalitarian hellscape. Freedom of speech has been all but abolished. Our police forces are now indistinguishable from the Gestapo. Criticism of the government will soon be illegal under imminent laws against thought crime. It will not be long before artists, political dissidents and other freethinkers will be rounded up and tossed into gulags…
Even with my love of melodrama, I cannot sustain such histrionics. While it’s enjoyable to momentarily inhabit the caricature of the Andrew Doyle that exists in the minds of my detractors, the truth is far less exciting. On a recent appearance on the Jordan B. Peterson podcast, I let it be known that I am leaving the United Kingdom to work with the actor and comedian Rob Schneider on a new production company called No Apologies Media. Some of my friends have assumed that I am flouncing away out of a desperate conviction that all is lost. The reality is a little more nuanced.
While I do not believe that we live under tyranny, there are serious threats to liberty that ought to be addressed. Many members of the ruling class have scant regard for freedom of speech, as evidenced by the existence of hate speech laws, the recording of “non-crime hate incidents”, draconian jail terms meted out for offensive social media posts and continued calls for online censorship. These are not the hallmarks of an authentically free country, but one in which the authoritarian instinct has not been successfully tamed. As for the artistic industries, they are now similarly beholden to an ideology that demands self-censorship and punishes nonconformity. For creatives, this means finding ways to work within a system that is antagonistic to genuine free expression.
We often hear practitioners in the arts claiming that “cancel culture is a myth” and that “nobody is being censored”. This is an easy claim to make if your views are naturally in lockstep with the prevailing orthodoxies of the time, but it does suggest a degree of solipsism. The energy it must take to studiously ignore the continual stream of reported cases of artists being cancelled would be sufficient to keep the Large Hadron Collider running indefinitely.
Like many of those with unfashionable views, I have been dragged unexpectedly into the culture war. Whereas I once made my living solely from writing plays, musicals and performing stand-up comedy, in recent years I have found myself drawn to punditry. I have hosted a weekly show called Free Speech Nation on GB News for the last three years, written numerous articles and two books in defence of liberal values, and satirised the worst excesses of culture warriors through my satirical character Titania McGrath.
But while I feel a compulsion to address the ongoing threats to free speech in our culture, and recognise the importance of challenging a journalistic monoculture, I do miss working in the creative field. It is my hope that relocating to Arizona to work with Rob will bring greater opportunities to focus on writing and producing comedy and drama. Rob’s commitment to freedom of speech is absolute and uncompromising. Under the aegis of his new company, I’ve already begun writing a sitcom with Graham Linehan and Martin Gourlay which we hope to be filming early next year. In addition, we have plans for other television projects with a focus on political and social commentary. This culture war isn’t over yet.
It’s quite the team. And it goes without saying that Graham is one of the foremost comedy writers of our times. If you ever find yourself in a conversation with someone who claims that cancel culture doesn’t exist, it might be worth asking how it is that the creator of hit sitcoms such as Father Ted and The IT Crowd has been unable to work in the UK television industry for six years simply for airing his opinions. You won’t get a coherent answer, but it’ll be entertaining to watch the attempt.
Best of luck Andrew, and once you’ve fulfilled what you’re setting out to do in the US, please return home and add your vital input to the UK cultural scene once again. It could be that the atmosphere, which seems to be shifting in the US, will become a catalyst for a wider shift back towards freedom of expression.
Britain’s cooked. But rather than leading the likes of Australia down the same stupid path (which we have traditionally followed, albeit a couple of decades later) Britain seems more like a canary in a coalmine tweeting to the world that your noxious civil excesses have gone way too far and as such the Anglosphere better fight back against those ideological manipulators who favour clampdown over common sense.
A few years ago, I was a finalist for a grant to come and research in Britain; ultimately, I was passed over, and that stung at the time, but more and more I’ve become sanguine about that missed opportunity, as I’ve had the chance to watch, with great sadness, Britain slide further into obsolescence and decay. As a lifelong Anglophile, the state of modern Britain fills me with grief and dread–grief for what once was but no longer is, and dread at the prospect that Britain’s present is America’s future.
I’m finding it harder and harder to go back and tend to put off visits for as long as I can these days. I enjoyed London last year and I do like being in my native Yorkshire, as it is just beautiful there. But everything is so dirty and broken and people are either depressed or in some hyper sort of “mustn’t-complain-it’s-really-OK” mode that I’m glad to leave again.
I should stop caring. I’ve been away 20 years, it’s not my life. But it’s sad.
Best of luck Andrew I’m sure it will be a success.
Here’s to continued success Andrew. Thank you for being such a fluent and consistent advocate for heterodoxy.
Welcome home!
I just listened to and thoroughly enjoyed that JBP podcast earlier this afternoon. We’re lucky to have your talents stateside.I’m seeing a trend…
Great essay and best of luck to the author in his new endeavor.
The cohosts of Triggernometry have occasionally speculated, on their podcast, about the possibility of moving to America. They have visited many times and like the country. They enjoy its relatively relaxed free speech laws, and also its pro-business culture.
Kisin and Foster created Triggernometry from nothing and are now small business owners. But they’ve related how onerous the business regulations are in the UK, certainly compared to the US.
Talented people will doubtless find a way forward, even against the wishes of the reigning elite. Perhaps the author and the Trig guys will one day join forces and, like the late Alistair Cooke, will send latter-day Letters From America back to the home country (although they might have to use a private VPN).
Arizona is very hot, sunny, and dry. It will be quite the change from foggy England, I’m sure. Best of luck on your move, Andrew! 🙂
Artisic license should be be free to play all sides of the political compass. Best wishes on your new adventure, the US needs help as much as the UK.
Welcome to Arizona Andrew. I hope you find the freedom of expression here you are seeking.
Best of luck Andrew. I await your work borne of freer climes with much anticipation. I know it’s going to be great.
Why all the love for someone abandoning the cause? Just when a reasonable voice is needed; the trans spell seemingly broken (unlike America), Reform surging, Trump lending credibility to a project of much needed reform, the Left (Labour) shown to be even less competent than the last government. We have to retain some articulate defenders and Andrew was one of them. He was able to shape the conversation on these islands in a way he might find frustratingly out of reach in the states. Unfortunately the cringe of “I still hold lots of left-wing opinions” is once again thrown up to shield his dinner party bona fides and with it the charge of rootless cosmopolitan must surely stand. Good luck and good riddance. P.S. Titania McGrath was never your best work and became hackneyed after a few reads. I hope your future writing isn’t similarly on the nose.
Sorry Andrew but whilst I have a bit of sympathy with some of your claims this is somewhat Snowflakey. How about ‘manning up’ and with other like minded set up your own theatrical company? Surely there are sufficient out there wanting to prove a point?
One also has to note you’ve done pretty well with your slot on GB News. Without that you’re a bit of a non-entity. The Culture Wars, if that’s what one calls it, have made you.
‘Thou doth protest too much’ said Queen Gertrude. (Not the exact line but you’ll get the point)