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How DEI is harassing yoga Moral panic makes bad policy

Yogis need DEI training too. Mario Tama/Getty Images

Yogis need DEI training too. Mario Tama/Getty Images


October 11, 2024   6 mins

A man named Javier urgently needs my help. He’s just hired a new associate named Raphael at the company where he works as a manager. Raphael is openly gay, which Javier is fine with, he quickly assures me — but some of his colleagues are not. Another employee, Tina, has been shunning Raphael at work and calling him “queer” behind his back. Javier is beside himself: what should he say? What should he do?

Fortunately for Javier, he doesn’t exist. He’s a figment, a spectre, a ghost in the machine of the diversity-industrial complex — and a character in the anti-harassment and discrimination training that I had to complete last month. This training, accessed remotely via an online portal, is an annual requirement of my part-time job as a yoga instructor. Designed by a third-party contractor, it covers all manner of workplace sins: sexual harassment, discrimination, plus various isms and phobias.

It also takes two hours — as in, 120 minutes — as required by state law. In 2019, Connecticut governor Ned Lamont put his signature on two pieces of legislation known, collectively, as the Time’s Up Act. Touted as a “proactive approach” to combating workplace sexual harassment, the law was inspired by the #MeToo movement (along with, presumably, the movement’s fancy Hollywood cousin, Time’s Up.) Among its accomplishments was a mandate that the employees of any company comprising three or more people must complete two hours of sexual harassment training, no exceptions.

The above information is contained in the training itself, for what I’ve concluded must be two reasons. The first is that the authors of the training want you to know exactly who is responsible for making you sit through an interminable lesson in why you shouldn’t refer to your co-workers using homophobic slurs. The second reason is that, man, two hours is a lot of time to fill.

To be fair to the creators of the training module, they have done their best to make it interesting (more on that later). But, having been employed at the same company since before the passage of the Time’s Up Act, I’ve noticed something intriguing: all this content is virtually unchanged from what it was several years ago, when the law required just one hour of DEI compliance training. It’s not just the same concepts, but the same actors, the same scripted scenarios. Is this a two-hour training? No: it’s a one-hour training in a two-hour bag padded out with a bunch of foam packing peanuts. Having noticed this DEI twist on shrinkflation, it’s impossible to unsee. The sheer volume of gimmicks, whereby the training designers manage to convey the same information in double the time, would be awe-inspiring if it weren’t so irritating.

Each hypothetical harassment scenario is described four times: in a short text essay, then in a first-person video, then as a word problem followed by a multiple-choice quiz, and then, finally, in a post-quiz recap that reiterates the same information all over again. A segment about the professional hazards of social media is similarly laborious, making you click through six panels of an alleged confession by “Sarah”, who wrote a social-media post with a “discriminatory tone” before boarding a long flight, only to find herself dogpiled when she landed. (It’s hard to know what’s worse: the time-consuming structure, or the blatant, uncompensated rip-off of the Justine Sacco story, as if that woman hasn’t suffered enough.) And in the section detailing the content of the Time’s Up Act, the legislation is broken into eight bullet points, each hidden behind an interactive drop-down menu that you have to physically click on three times — once to open it, once to close it, and once to advance to the next one.

Have you ever been stuck in the supermarket checkout line with a cashier who insists on breaking a bunch of bananas into eight individual bananas and laboriously scanning them one at a time? It’s like that, but worse, because you can’t eat the sexual harassment training. But if the form of the training is categorically absurd, what it attempts to teach isn’t much better. At best, these concepts are common sense, a reiteration of the basic norms of human interaction that most of us learned in preschool. Don’t exclude, don’t name-call, don’t touch people who ask you not to touch them — and no, Javier, I do not think you should tell Raphael to “stop being such a drama queen” about his co-worker referring to him with a homophobic slur.

At worst, though, this training seems like it was designed in a lab to replace a functional, high-trust workplace with one in which employees are both in constant terror of giving offence and primed for any opportunity to take it: ratting each other out to HR for failing to use a co-worker’s preferred pronouns, hand-wringing about whether it’s harassment to invite a gluten-intolerant colleague out for a pint, asking formal consent to high-five. And I particularly have questions about the instructional video on gender identity, featuring a montage of daring gender nonconformists such as… a man holding a baby and a woman lifting weights. Should we really be telling people who literally work at a gym that every woman in the weight room is gender nonconforming? Isn’t this crude and sexist stereotyping the opposite of inclusive? Excuse me, sir, but don’t you know that holding your infant child is for sissy girls? A real man would drop-kick that baby through the goalposts at the Big House while shotgunning two beers at once!

“Should we really be telling people who literally work at a gym that every woman in the weight room is gender nonconforming?”

It’s strange to realise that all of this has been done in the name of the #MeToo movement, whose original purpose was to raise awareness of how women continue to be held back in the workplace on the basis of sex. It wasn’t just harassment or assault; it was pregnancy discrimination, gendered workplace expectations, the way the inescapable presence of sexuality loomed in the background of our professional lives. A woman who is expected to sleep with her boss in order to advance professionally is in a terrible position, but so too is the woman at the same company whose boss doesn’t want to sleep with her, and whose prospects suffer as a result.

But insofar as this problem can be solved, it’s not by ensnaring would-be perpetrators in a web of red tape; it’s through the slow and deliberate work of effecting cultural change, and the immediate improvement of support for the victims of discrimination. On this front, I’ll grant that the Time’s Up Act isn’t entirely useless. Those who wish to file a workplace harassment complaint now have up to 300 days to do so (it used to be 180 days). And while employers were already prohibited from retaliating against complainants, it is now also illegal to change the terms of a person’s employment after they make a harassment complaint — by relocating that person, for instance — without their consent.

But mostly, this legislation is typical of the extreme do-somethingism that politicians become afflicted with whenever a lot of Americans — and particularly the subset of Americans who walk the red carpet at the Oscars wearing $85,000 gowns — are up in arms. From the War on Drugs to the Patriot Act, moral panics tend to make for bad policy. And in this case, the clarion call of “There oughta be a law!” becomes complicated by the fact that there already is one: the Civil Rights Act of 1964 established a nationwide edict against workplace discrimination and harassment on the basis of sex, one which has been consistently upheld by both the courts and a cultural consensus that women should be able to do their jobs unmolested.

The problem is, there’s a difference between making a thing illegal and writing that thing out of existence; much like thieves, murderers and fake Nigerian prince email scammers, sexual harassers are still out there, harassing people sexually. But rather than admitting the limits of their power to eradicate the world’s ills through bureaucracy, politicians instead conclude that the existing law making workplace harassment illegal doesn’t make it illegal enough. It needs more bells and whistles! More rules and regulations! We need a cursed matryoshka doll of policies within policies within policies, each more unwieldy and elaborate than the last.

This is where the mandatory training comes in — a training which I would estimate prevented exactly zero incidents of harassment, unless the would-be offender happened to be stuck completing it at precisely the day and time when he would have otherwise been harassing someone. The Weinstein-esque perpetrators at whom the #MeToo movement took aim are not going to be deterred by an extra hour of anti-harassment training, if they even have to take it (most, I would imagine, are getting an assistant to complete it for them). This is what makes the Time’s Up Act and its ilk so toothless, and frankly so offensive: it pretends to address the abuses of powerful men by condescending to and wasting the time of ordinary working people.

It’s worth noting that employees like me are often not compensated for this training, and it goes without saying that we are not meant to model our actual behaviour on it. It’s not just that being maximally sensitive to microaggressions is incompatible with a job that requires you to stand at the front of a crowded room, in spandex, lunging and squatting while two dozen people stare at your body in order to mirror your movements. It’s that fitness is a service industry, one in which tolerating people’s idiosyncrasies, oddities and low-key improprieties is part of the job.

Of course, if I were sexually harassed at work, I’m sure my employer would protect me to whatever extent required by law — but only because it’s required by law, much like the two-hour harassment training, which I’m equally sure the company would point to as evidence that they ought not be held responsible for the bad acts that happen under their watch. We gave them the training! It’s not our fault! Ultimately, these measures are little more than exercises in box-checking compliance, a way for corporations to dodge lawsuits and displace the accountability for workplace harassment onto someone else’s shoulders.

This was never more apparent than in the moment after I finished the final quiz, when I was greeted with a pop-up and a countdown clock: “This course requires you to spend a certain amount of time on your learning experience,” it read. “Please go back and review the course material until you’ve reached the time limit.” In spite of everything, I had finished too quickly; I would need to stare aimlessly at the module for another 30 minutes to fulfil my compliance. Time’s Up, indeed.


Kat Rosenfield is an UnHerd columnist and co-host of the Feminine Chaos podcast. Her latest novel is You Must Remember This.

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Roddy Campbell
Roddy Campbell
28 days ago

Our politicians have failed to stop crime.

But here’s the answer: a law to make all crime illegal! That should reassure the voters that Something is Being Done about Crime.

Oh… and an annual 2 hour mandatory training module for all adults about Not Doing Crime.

Sorted.

laurence scaduto
laurence scaduto
27 days ago
Reply to  Roddy Campbell

NOT doing crimes?! Are you sure?
I wish someone had told me!

AJ Mac
AJ Mac
27 days ago

Haha! Exactly. “Oh, don’t be a bigoted perv—I must’ve misheard you at first!”

Right-Wing Hippie
Right-Wing Hippie
28 days ago

Have you ever been stuck in the supermarket checkout line with a cashier who insists on breaking a bunch of bananas into eight individual bananas and laboriously scanning them one at a time?
What kind of freaky-deaky alternate universe do the cashiers at your supermarket come from? Everywhere I’ve ever shopped, bananas are priced by the pound. Incidentally, if you’re ever at the self-checkout, the code for bananas is always 4011–it’s literally the first code they teach you when training you as a checker.
cursed matryoshka doll
Good idea for a movie.
Having noticed this DEI twist on shrinkflation, it’s impossible to unsee. The sheer volume of gimmicks, whereby the training designers manage to convey the same information in double the time, would be awe-inspiring if it weren’t so irritating.
The paradox of the DEI employee: the only way to justify your existence is by demonstrating that your existence isn’t justifiable.

Tony Nunn
Tony Nunn
27 days ago

I would refuse to accept or pay for a bunch of bananas if the cashier insisted on separating them.

Michael Cavanaugh
Michael Cavanaugh
27 days ago
Reply to  Tony Nunn

How many half-bananss in a dozen?

Brett H
Brett H
28 days ago

Kat wasn’t being punished for being sexist, or any number of crimes, but for being efficient and capable at what should does.

Gerry Quinn
Gerry Quinn
28 days ago

The last part reminds me of an English textbook I had at school, back around 1970. Every story had questions afterwards. One was “Do you think this is an utterly beautiful story? If not, please read it again.” (It was about lambs being born, since you ask.)

Right-Wing Hippie
Right-Wing Hippie
28 days ago
Reply to  Gerry Quinn

If it asked whether it was an udderly beautiful story, it was about calves being born.

Richard Craven
Richard Craven
27 days ago

A good point that needed to be made.

Max Price
Max Price
28 days ago

What a racket.

Jeremy Bray
Jeremy Bray
28 days ago

This sounds very similar to the two hour Safeguarding course that is mandated in the UK to ensure everyone is aware that grooming the young and “vulnerable adults” is something everyone needs to be perpetually aware of because it is wrong.

As the author has grasped it shows that politicians have done something and provides some flimsy legal protection to the organisation requiring this when grooming in fact takes place. It may be a chocolate fireguard but something has been done at the expense of the time and inconvenience of those that are not complete idiots.

Richard Craven
Richard Craven
27 days ago
Reply to  Jeremy Bray

On the other hand, the woke scum could definitely do with a two hour Safeguarding course multiple times weekly to remind them that turning a blind eye to Pakistani paedophile rape gang culture is wrong.

carl taylor
carl taylor
27 days ago
Reply to  Richard Craven

And letting rapists into women’s prisons and crisis centres, hospital wards; fetishistic men into girl-guiding; gender-nonconforming youth into the hands of therapists and doctors who want to mutilate them, yadda yadda ….

Carlos Danger
Carlos Danger
27 days ago

How depressing. I’m not a yoga instructor, but as a licensed attorney I have to take continuing education courses for the California bar. They are a joke. Here are the new requirements:
— 25 hours over 3 years
— 12.5 of those 25 hours must be participatory
— 4 hours must be for legal ethics
— 2 hours must be for elimination of bias; 1 of those 2 hours must be for implicit bias
— 2 hours must be for competence; 1 of those 2 hours must be for prevention and detection of substance abuse or mental health issues and the other 1 hour for attorney wellness
— 1 hour must be for technology
— 1 hour must be for civility
I am going to need more than 1 hour training in civility to be civil dealing with the bar association. My temper is boiling, especially since I have to pay to get all this training both in time and money. And it’s all worthless. In all the years I have had to do this I can’t remember learning a single thing. My biases (both implicit and overt) remain.
Luckily some cut-rate operators sell complete training packages for $60. The videos I get have some rudimentary watchdogs that pop up for me to click on, but I can usually time those well enough that I can do other things while watching. But still.

Charles Hedges
Charles Hedges
27 days ago
Reply to  Carlos Danger

The Devil provides mischief for idle hands. The massive increase in post 16 years of age education since WW2 in humanities courses with no practical or useful function has produced a vast numbers of middle class people looking for gainful employment. DEI is superb at providing employment for middle class people with humanities degrees with no useful or practical purpose.
If they read Civil, Mechanical or Electrical Engineering they could replace infrastructure in a poor state of repair but this would mean actually having to study difficult subjects such as maths, physics, chemistry, technical drawing. Gravity, strergth of materials, density, rates of reaction, velocity, etc do not care about feelings.

andy young
andy young
27 days ago
Reply to  Charles Hedges

Spot on!!

AJ Mac
AJ Mac
27 days ago
Reply to  Charles Hedges

Infrasctructure is not crumbling primarily because of any lack of know-how, but too little willingness to mobilize and pay for repairs and improvements. Nor could a majority of unpublished poets or Bureau of Oppressive Fairness employees have ever become innovative engineering minds. For a few of highly versatile intelligence, sure.

I agree that many humanities degrees are wasted, but not every music, art, history, or literature major does nothing of artistic or social value with their fancy book learning. And not every engineer puts that degree to important or socially responsible use.

In our prior exchanges this has been a point of strong agreement: Too many people of middling intellect or lukewarm interest get university degrees nowadays, especially advanced degrees. This results in a large scale waste of time and money, and waters down both the real and perceived value of many higher ed. programs.

Still, a great deal of targeted training and other scaffolding between the ages of 16 and 20 or so will be needed to produce (engineer?) capable citizens in today’s world. They don’t need critical theory—let alone Art History from a Feminist Perspective—but their schools do not give them much by age 16, and could hardly do enough by that age given the society and economies we live in.

Since you are very knowledgeable about the history of education and work (especially in England) I offer this challenge:

Can you sketch or even detail a program of young-adult education & training, one mostly for those of unexceptional smarts, motivation, or discipline? I propose a target age of 16-20, with some able to start the program or leave for employment a bit earlier or later.

I’m not expecting, let alone demanding anything in particular from you, sir. But I genuinely think you have a lot to offer in this regard. Can you say a little more, on a nonspecific-but-urgent schedule, and in a way that reaches some who don’t already agree?

Charles Hedges
Charles Hedges
26 days ago
Reply to  AJ Mac

Look at proportion of engineers educated compared to humanities graduates and the standards of the best ( MIT) with the worst and then compare with best in the World. Engineering is basically craftsmanship plus applied maths and the best at maths tend to work in electrical engineering, not civil because pay is better. Look at people who created top 7 tech companies= electrical engineers , computer science and maths graduates. NVidia and amazon are good examples.
Copy Switzerland for trade/craft training and Singapore /S Korea/Taiwan for basic maths and science training. Britain and the USA is very good at the top for engineering, maths, science Caltech, Stanford, MIT,
Cambridge, Imperial, Oxford, Kings, UCL, LSE, etc  but where we lose  out is training for semi skilled and un-skilled.
I think in Switzerland it is 3 years to train to become a lorry driver or shop assistant. The lorry driver is practically a diesel mechanic and the shop assistant is bi or trilingual. Then look at maths, sciences and language skills to start to train to become an electrician of mechanic.
I think what controls an overall countries ability to compete in trade and technology are the technical and trade skills of the bottom 30 %, 20%, 10% when compared with rest of the  World.
The unskilled lumpen proletariat of the countries I mentioned are perhaps 5%. The lowest level of technical education and skill is probably semi- skilled. In Switzerland, the fully trained electrician or mechanic is probably equivalent to a technician anywhere else. The population of Switzerland is 8.9m yet it support ETH Zurich, up with MIT and Imperial and the country has a very large advanced mechanical and electrical engineering ( watches ) and pharmaceutical industries.
The countries  I have mentioned have an incredible work ethic, both academic and learning of technical skills combined with painstaking attention to detail and willingness to continually improve quality.
Look at the bottom10 %, 20% and 30%   of the UK/USA   with Switzerland, Singapore, S Korea, Taiwan, Japan.
When did anyone who shapes   public opinion in the UK and USA talk about quality, not resources? Three engineers worth listening to :-
Barnes Wallis, Frank Whittle and Stanley Hooker.
 
div > p:nth-of-type(26) > a”>The Great Inventor (youtube.com)
div > p:nth-of-type(27) > a”>RAF CASPS Historic Interview | Sir Frank Whittle (youtube.com)
div > p:nth-of-type(28) > a”>The Frank Whittle Story (youtube.com)
div > p:nth-of-type(29) > a”>Stanley Hooker Legendary Rolls Royce & Bristol Engineer (youtube.com)
In the 1920s to  1940s  the most innovative engineering  minds were attracted to flight, radar, computing. Today it is electronic engineering/computing. Consequently we probably have less in numbers and less innovative engineers working in infrastructure today than we had 60 plus years ago because most the large technically complicated and challenging projects have been completed. 

AJ Mac
AJ Mac
26 days ago
Reply to  Charles Hedges

I’ll investigate your links and references soon but your last paragraph indirectly makes a key point you don’t confront: Pure innovation or grand design isn’t what is needed for human flourishing, either in a practical or aspirational sense. What would the best minds do for drains, bridges, and dwellings that we lack at this stage of hyper-development? I’m not saying it would do nothing at all, I just don’t see a key deficit of brains; more of will and civicmindedness. We need to inspire one another and work together, not just plan better and work harder (though that’s important too).
A few scattered points:
The very best minds have never tended to put their powers into practical pursuits alone–or sometimes much at all.
You’ll never be able to quantify the value of music, literature, or architecture–it is not therefore without great value. It’s true that much of the best, most enduring creative work doesn’t happen in schools, but some of it does at least take birth there.
Much of the innovation in engineering also occurs outside institutions.I think scientific and engineering advances tend to involve considerably more abstract and speculative thought than you allow. (I admit this is just an opinion).
Your models rely a little too heavily on the (somewhat idealized) conditions of earlier times, or on present-day societies with more homogeneous populations that don’t match those of the US or UK.
Excellent point on the appallingly high number of Americans and Brits with no advanced skills or strong positive direction in life. Even our mixed and individualistic nations can and should do much better.

I appreciate your time, analysis, and thoughtful detail. I wouldn’t take so much time and energy pushing back and questioning you if I didn’t find much of practical value in your comments. Have a great weekend.

Charles Hedges
Charles Hedges
26 days ago
Reply to  AJ Mac

Great art is produced when great imaginations meets great technical skill- Shakespeare, Michelangelo, Mozart for example. The main issue in the UK/USA is very variable standards of training from very poor to good. Without the technical skill, one cannot turn an image in one’s mind to a reality. Michelangelo told his pupils to always be drawing.
Mass production can mass produce mediocrity but not the quality produced by the genius.
The UK/USA is not producing enough engineers to repair infrastructure and ot enough quality.In Switzerland, s Korea, Taiwan, Singpore education and training are geared towards the technical subjects , with the arts playing a minor role and generally the lowest standards are higher than the lowest standards in the UK/USA taught . In the UK/USA it is the opposite , just look at numbers of engueers and humanities graduates produced.
In the UK/USA it is the large number of low grade humanities graduates who suffer, not those with with firsts in Arabic, Persian and Urdu or Greek and Latin.

AJ Mac
AJ Mac
25 days ago
Reply to  Charles Hedges

I agree for the most part. But a thousand ambitious fathers could train their musically talented sons (or daughters, although that brings up a different argument) to produce perhaps one Mozart—if we are saying a Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, or Handel level genius can in some sense even be replicated. As you know, Shakespeare had a grammar school formal education, and according to Ben Jonson “small Latin and less Greek”. Towering genius needs some help and good fortune, but not like the those in the teachable middle.

And the differences in quality of schooling for the less able and less fortunate are indeed vast, especially over here. Sometimes that divide depends on one or two good teachers, or the lack thereof.

But I genuinely don’t think either of our nations lack sufficient engineering knowledge and personnel to fix basic infrastructure; it is a question of priorities and funding.

Totally true that many humanities degrees are rendered worthless (however expensive) in every sense, through lack of talent, vision, and discipline—both from students and professors—to make something out of its more nebulous standards. And fields like Sociology and Ethnic Studies produce precious little (not zero) of value, becoming harbors for grievances and mediocrity.

We’ve wandered away from your initial focus on what to do about ordinary and sub-average intellects that can’t or at least probably shouldn’t get a university degree. As I’ve stated before, the idea that a high school degree should represent some inadequately low or merely preliminary educational bar for the general population is badly misguided. You want cut down their normal school from 12 to 10 or so years—but what then? There aren’t abundant factory jobs anymore!

I accept that your idea of transplanting the Swiss or Korean approach makes sense in the abstract, but we are quite far away from any real willingness, let alone ability to implement that on either side of the Atlantic. What are the incremental or interim improvements that might actually happen?

Charles Hedges
Charles Hedges
25 days ago
Reply to  AJ Mac

Look at the Swiss system it is not difficult; it just needs a change of attitude by those running state eduction systems in the UK/USA.
The mistake is that vast resources are needed; they are not What are needed are discernment to select correct training and willingness to undergo rigorous selection, training and testing, to produce quality.
It is like fitness. One does not need a gym just pull ups, press ups,sit up, squats and 50 lb in a rucksack and run up hills.

AJ Mac
AJ Mac
25 days ago
Reply to  Charles Hedges

Ok. I’ll try to complete all my homework assignments. I’m in full agreement with what you said in this reply, which leads me to suspect that I’ve partly misunderstood you thus far—imagine that!

Underfunding and crumbling facilities are a major part of the problem in some schools. But great teachers can help to bridge that gap. And fancy youth academies, in large part, produce ‘civilian armies’ of prosperous fools, many of whom will squander the opportunities they inherited.

Brendan O'Leary
Brendan O'Leary
27 days ago

Another way of the state forcing employers to be burdened with the useless, unproductive and indeed counterproductive employees and contractors at great cost.
What a wealthy society we must be to be able to afford this!

Jonathan Andrews
Jonathan Andrews
27 days ago

Bullsh!t jobs as David Graeber would have said

Andrew Buckley
Andrew Buckley
27 days ago

Perfect use of AI – design an App that does the courses while one does something productive (or has a nap).

Saul D
Saul D
27 days ago

This is the problem of Laws of Compulsion – they are hugely costly and hugely wasteful. The difference is subtle, but outside taxes law-makers should focus on Laws of Prohibition (eg ‘do no harm’). Laws of Compulsion are massively expensive. Two hours at $50 a hour (so $100) for one million people is a $100 million cost. How much harassment is reduced by that £100m of waste?
Unfortunately we have huge amounts of Laws of Compulsion hitting the books in the past two decades – requirements for GDPR, visa requirements, requirements for business policies, know your customer for financial services. Huge enormous spend generating a huge enormous set of career administrators and inspectors to check the Compulsory Items are completed and audited. With computers forms and rules are so easy to create, no one thinks of the actual cost. Millions of people are forced to comply to try to prevent rogue behaviour that numbers a few hundred or a few thousand, and that would happen with or without the forms demanded by the Laws of Compulsion.

Jeremy Bray
Jeremy Bray
27 days ago
Reply to  Saul D

Exactly. There has been no cost benefit analysis applied to all these burdensome legal requirements that stifle productive use of time.

Matt Sylvestre
Matt Sylvestre
27 days ago
Reply to  Saul D

Brilliant and novel assessment…

Paul T
Paul T
27 days ago

Oh no! Usually with these things you can click through and guess the answers at the end, pass and finish the course.
Then they started forcing you to watch the whole video – even if you got 100%.
It’s not about the video; it’s about compliance, submission and indoctrination via the HR department. Why are HR departments full of such SJW snowflake activists?

Matt Sylvestre
Matt Sylvestre
27 days ago
Reply to  Paul T

For years my Tech team has made laughing stock of the pathetic HR groups we have encountered… This is their chance at revenge…

Duane M
Duane M
27 days ago
Reply to  Paul T

Because the meta-lesson of the training is that you are a weak, impotent slave and you will perform these meaningless tasks for your managers and put on a happy face as you do them. It’s about beating you down.

Paul T
Paul T
10 days ago
Reply to  Duane M

I think its’ “and always wear the happy face.”

MJ Reid
MJ Reid
27 days ago
Reply to  Paul T

Because the company that employs them has to justify the money they spend on them!

UnHerd Reader
UnHerd Reader
24 days ago
Reply to  MJ Reid

Precisely!

Philip Stott
Philip Stott
27 days ago
Reply to  Paul T

I had an online anti money laundering course today, and mercifully, I could still click through to the end, as you say.
It will be a sad day if they stop us doing that!

Geoff W
Geoff W
27 days ago

I found this article unnecessarily long and repetitive.

Brett H
Brett H
27 days ago
Reply to  Geoff W

I didn’t.

Lancashire Lad
Lancashire Lad
27 days ago
Reply to  Brett H

Missed the irony, there!

Brett H
Brett H
27 days ago
Reply to  Lancashire Lad

Yes, completely. I’m worried now, it’s not the first time.

Jeff Cunningham
Jeff Cunningham
27 days ago
Reply to  Geoff W

And making yoga the object in the title was irrelevant,

Andrew R
Andrew R
27 days ago

Expect this nonsense to be making its way over to Wales. Their record on health, education and infrastructure is appalling but they’re all over DEI, it’s their top priority, no part of its citizens lives should be left unmanaged.

Devolution working its magic again.

MJ Reid
MJ Reid
27 days ago
Reply to  Andrew R

You could write to the Deputy Chief Medical Officer and ask why it is so importabt in health to spend as much time and effort on all this when it takes resources away from providing quality care and support. I am sure he will come back with a great answer…

Andrew R
Andrew R
27 days ago
Reply to  MJ Reid

The failing Welsh Health Minister is now First Minister of Wales.

Michael Askew
Michael Askew
27 days ago

“This is what makes the Time’s Up Act and its ilk so toothless, and frankly so offensive: it pretends to address the abuses of powerful men by condescending to and wasting the time of ordinary working people.”
Got it in one

Steven Carr
Steven Carr
27 days ago

‘Another employee, Tina, has been shunning Raphael at work and calling him “queer” behind his back.’
I thought it was now compulsory to use ‘queer’.
What does the Q in LGBTQ stand for?

Duane M
Duane M
27 days ago
Reply to  Steven Carr

Yes, really! Tina should get a promotion and a raise.

Lou Davey
Lou Davey
27 days ago

“This is where the mandatory training comes in — a training which I would estimate prevented exactly zero incidents of harassment, unless the would-be offender happened to be stuck completing it at precisely the day and time when he would have otherwise been harassing someone.”
Brilliant!

Duane M
Duane M
27 days ago

Yes, DEI is a racket, and a very lucrative one. Robin DiAngelo hit a vein of gold when she discovered the magic formula of white fragility (If you’re white, you have white fragility; if you deny having white fragility, that’s definitive evidence of your white fragility). Her success resounded like James Marshall’s discovery at Sutter’s Mill. The rest is history: a mad rush to get a foothold in the DEI bureaucracy and with it a steady meal ticket at minimal effort.

And it’s also damning evidence of an overweening authoritarian impulse to impose one particular style of moral philosophy onto everyone, while at the same time piously bleating that all prior forms of moral philosophy (whether religion-based or simply traditional) are null and void because they infringe in one way or another on personal liberty.

What a steaming mess!

UnHerd Reader
UnHerd Reader
27 days ago
Reply to  Duane M

I quite agree! Laws like the example in the article are not designed to resolve problems, for resolving problems puts large numbers of overpaid, unskilled, and over-credentialed persons into the job market and reduces the wealth and power of the state.

jerry lawler
jerry lawler
27 days ago

My US State now requires this kind of training for license renewal. It does not really impart any information, or anything that is just not common sense. (I aced the test without enduring the tedious videos).Sure, respect differences. It clearly is more perfomative and symbolic. As professionals, part of our legitimation is to pledge allegience to the gender and DEI ideologies du jour.

Robert Paul
Robert Paul
27 days ago

Wonder how much money the company packaging and purveying the ‘instructional’ video is making? The parasites feeding out of DEI trough are getting very, very fat.

laurence scaduto
laurence scaduto
27 days ago

” At best, these concepts are common sense, a reiteration of the basic norms of human interaction that most of us learned in preschool.”
Years ago I read an inspirational/self help book (don’t know why; never did again), called All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten, by Robert Fulgham. It was actually a very fun read; about exactly what the title implies. It should be required reading. Perhaps as part of the process of getting a driver’s license.
BTW, the author followed up with another called It Was on Fire When I Laid Down On It, that began with a story about a woman injured in a mattress fire. Fulgham is a man with a true understanding of human nature!

Bored Writer
Bored Writer
27 days ago

If heterosexual ladies are prepared to wait a few years I can assure them that sexual harassment will be a thing of the past. A desire for sex is the principal reason why the vast majority of men freely choose to interact with women (forced interaction as in a work context is an entirely different matter) and within a few years sex with AI robots will be widely available. To be frank most men will opt for that. QED.

Kiddo Cook
Kiddo Cook
27 days ago
Reply to  Bored Writer

and for those who are don’t fancy robot pleasure , there’s always gratuitous violence….

Geoff W
Geoff W
26 days ago
Reply to  Bored Writer

To be frank that’s all some men are good for.

Alex Lekas
Alex Lekas
27 days ago

Find a cause and you will have a job for life. This defines the nature of activism no matter the cause. The point is not to address or resolve whatever the issue is; it’s to perpetuate the grievance and when possible expand on it. A resolution would mean the end of the grift. People would lose money or status or the ability to order others around in some meaningless pursuit.

Richard Ross
Richard Ross
27 days ago

This article’s lovely as a rose and sharp as a razor.

Don Lightband
Don Lightband
27 days ago

A virtuoso piece of artticulation by KR whose sheer deftness of delivery parallels beautifully (with what i am sure is) the finesse of her yoga instruction.

Thankyou, KR.

John Scott
John Scott
27 days ago

This sounds like a similar “training”: Safe Sports. This must be taken annually by most coaches/volunteers of all sports–from K-12 schools to US Sailing adult racing to the Olympics. Sounds like it was written by same DEI company. Very boring, very redundant, very full of nonsense. Yes, there is some good things in it: sexual innuendo/harassment of females is wrong. But this is largely supplemented by trans junk. But all the sport industries (from the Olympics on down) buy into this thought control.

mike flynn
mike flynn
26 days ago
Reply to  John Scott

Don’t understand;, what is wrong with sexual innuendo/harassment of females?

Chris Amies
Chris Amies
27 days ago

Their ‘gender non-conforming’ pictures may be so unlikely because of what I call ‘corporate diversity’ – that you can’t illustrate people really rejecting the status quo because those individuals aren’t biddable. Instead, corporate diversity maintains that everyone regardless of sex, gender, ability, race, religion, sexuality, and so on, has to want the same things and live the same way. Black, for example, but not too Black. Gay but in a non-threatening way. People who still want to be parents and lift weights in the gym. See, they’re just like us! No really they are…

V Solar
V Solar
27 days ago

The DEi educational material reminds me of the 1936 film Reefer Madness. It’s so funny and hammy and ridiculous that no one took it seriously. Unfortunately though people do actually get drug psychosis sometimes and some drugs are addictive and they can wreck your life. Real discussion and debate is best. Propaganda never works for long.

Bret Larson
Bret Larson
27 days ago

Jordan Peterson syndrome. I think people who legislate for these sorts of red tape should show up in stocks at the town square on food waste recycling day.

A good start would be all judges who think it’s a good idea: https://dailycitizen.focusonthefamily.com/canadian-court-orders-jordan-peterson-to-take-re-education-program/

mike flynn
mike flynn
26 days ago
Reply to  Bret Larson

Actually one must start with the legislatures enacting such laws.

Bret Larson
Bret Larson
26 days ago
Reply to  mike flynn

The firing squad?

David Bell
David Bell
27 days ago

Never in my entire life have I read such a brilliantly well expressed overview of what is wrong with all this unnecessary “compliance” rubbish. Very well done.

M To the Tea
M To the Tea
27 days ago

Who makes the rules? Remain confused!

Bernard Hill
Bernard Hill
26 days ago

Woke work will expand, to absorb the excess of credentialed females available for its completion. (Acknowledgement to C. Northcote Parkinson.)

mike flynn
mike flynn
26 days ago

Hypocrisy and irony of all this overkill training is that those who perceive or concoct that they have been verbally assaulted in the workplace can still sue and win $$$ from the employer. All the money invested, all the worker time burned in training still does not shield the employer.

Liakoura
Liakoura
25 days ago

“…don’t touch people who ask you not to touch them..”.
Why the last seven words?

Liakoura
Liakoura
25 days ago

“It’s strange to realise that all of this has been done in the name of the #MeToo movement, whose original purpose was to raise awareness of how women continue to be held back in the workplace on the basis of sex”.
No it’s because of the amount of time it took for sexual harassment and discrimination to be taken seriously by legislators and that’s been underway since long before, for instance women in the United States gained the right to vote in 1920.
#MeToo was just one of the more recent attempts to have equality legislation and work place practice taken seriously.

Nick Ainsworth
Nick Ainsworth
25 days ago

Boohoo..In the financial services industry this has been around for 2 decades and growing much of the time. As a UK registered person but working in Vietnam I had to complete over 30h of mandatory training a year, some of which was a little like what is described above.

Michael Clarke
Michael Clarke
24 days ago

If we had something like this on the statute book, I’d question its constitutionality.