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When I was younger and going through some particularly unhappy break-up or other, Iâd relieve my tumultuous feelings by rewatching The World At War on telly. Sometimes it feels good to have confirmation that things really are as bad as they seem. Michel Houellebecqâs breakthrough novel Atomised, published 25 years ago this week, has provided a similarly cathartic service for a generation of disaffected men.
Originally entitled Les Particules Ălementaires, the bookâs first appearance sent the French literary scene into a frenzy; selling thousands of copies, sparking many an op-ed, and causing the owner of a literary prize awarded to the book to withdraw his patronage. International publishers scented a transferable succĂšs de scandale. The designer of the UK translation put a skeletal nymphet on the cover, insolently facing the camera dressed only in her knickers.
The implication to the reader was that he was purchasing a combination of hot sex and cool Gallic hipsterism in literary form. No greater joke has ever been played on the British novel-buying male. In fact, Atomised presents a sexual wasteland full of neurotics, narcissists, and malformed losers. And, much like its anorak-wearing author, no character in the book possesses any cool whatsoever.
Atomised is the story of two half-brothers, Michel and Bruno. Michel is a robotic rationalist, constitutionally unable to form meaningful human relationships. In his professional life as a biologist, he searches for a way to eliminate the mess of concupiscence from the human condition. Bruno, on the other hand, is a monomaniacal sexual obsessive, restlessly questing through brothels, orgies and naturist colonies for a degree of satiation he never finds.
For Bruno, there are only two kinds of women: the enticing unavailable ones that make him feel inadequate and tormented; or the ones he can have, that make him feel bored and detached. For both brothers, moments of tender love and compassion from women are fleeting, and each is psychologically unfit to receive them. The immediate cause of all this is their monstrous hippy mother who â âbelieving that maternity was something every woman should experienceâ â decides to keep the accidental human by-products of her trysts, but leaves the nurture of them to inadequate others. The distal cause, meanwhile, is the fall of Western civilisation.
The book is replete with failed parenting relationships, failed marriages and failed erections. Humans are animals upon whom nature has played a cruel trick, bestowing them with socially malleable cravings that endlessly distress them and which capitalism exploits. Suffering is everywhere and, in the absence of the Judeo-Christian framework, has no meaning. Death is feared pathologically. Sexual promiscuity is the only permissible way left for males to engage in competition with peers, but the prizes are ultimately terrible. Pneumatic young women gain tenuous social capital from acting like sex objects. Ageing female bodies literally have no point anymore, and their owners know it.
Since the bookâs publication in 1998, patterns of critical evaluation have had plenty of time to settle. And many of these have tended to treat it, along with the wider oeuvre within which it sits, as containing a serious political message, or as otherwise having something to teach readers.
Understandably, conservative and âpost-liberalâ thinkers often relate enthusiastically to the Houellebecquian universe as one that tests post-1968 liberal values to complete destruction. In this reading, Houellebecq is primarily demonstrating the awful downsides of the intrusion of the capitalist market into the realm of sexual reproduction. Itâs certainly true that some passages â describing the advent of abortion and the pill, the rise of individualism, and the collapse of the family against the predations of the market â might have come straight from the pen of a post-liberal polemicist (at least, if he was a bit drunk).
But still, Houellebecq is not proselytising for a return to the values of the past. He doesnât want us to go back to some prelapsarian age â partly because he thinks it is too late anyway, but also because it all sounds absolutely terrible. In Atomised, he lampoons the alternative:
âYou are at one with nature, have plenty of fresh air and a couple of fields to plough (the number and size of which are strictly fixed by hereditary principle). Now and then you kill a boar; you fuck occasionally, mostly with your wife, whose role is to give birth to children; said children grow up to take their place in the same ecosystem. Eventually, you catch something serious and youâre history.â
The extent to which Houellebecq is personally invested in the hyper-liberalised society he describes in his novels was illustrated recently by the revelation that he inadvertently participated in a Dutch porn film (his stated excuse being that he was âdepressed at the time of signing the agreement and had drunk several glasses of wineâ). This version of Houellebecq is no austere conservative reactionary, but rather a sad-eyed, impulse-driven Mr Bean figure â drunkenly importuning female interviewers, making extravagant public shrines to his dead corgi, and starring as himself in a comic film about his own fictional kidnap. Liberalism, like love, makes fools of us all eventually.
Even so, there is clearly something right about the conservative critical approach. Progressive responses to Houellebecq are much less convincing. The most predictable of these would diminish the work simply on the grounds that it doesnât sufficiently distance itself from the misogyny, homophobia, and Islamophobia it often represents. On this view, the reader can still perhaps learn something from Atomised, but only as a cautionary tale â showing us the origins and outlook of the much-reviled incel mindset, for instance. In the same vein we are told that Houellebecqâs subsequent works act as prophylactics against Right-populism and Islamophobia, since they understand these things from the inside, and are thus useful to the Left-liberal who wishes to know how his enemy thinks.
Atomised is indeed often misogynistic, though much of the time it seems to stem from a more general misanthropy than from any specially targeted animus against women. In any case, with a mother as poisonous as Houellebecqâs â on whom the character in Atomised is loosely based â surely the man should be let off the hook a bit. In 2008, aged 83, she gave a gloriously disinhibited interview describing her son as an âevil, stupid little bastard”, âa liar, an imposter, a parasiteâ and âa petit arriviste ready to do absolutely anything for money and fame”. (She also offered future biographers an epigraph laconically summing up Houellebecqâs output as a whole: âWhat’s all this stuff about an old chemist who wonders if his secretary is having a wank?”)
A more charitable â in fact, quite hilariously optimistic â approach, also coming from progressive critics has been to try and recuperate Houellebecq as a previously unrecognised ally to Left-liberal causes. For instance, it has been speculated that he is actually offering a useful critique of hegemonic masculinity or even âqueeringâ heterosexuality outright. Touching as it is to see the keenness of the academic to reconcile the demands of his two perennial masters â a love of edgy transgression, and the desire to write only what a Guardian reader might approve of â this strategy is doomed. The same writer who describes a commune dedicated to personal development as full of âderanged old lefties who were probably all HIV positiveâ is no secret friend of Judith Butler.
There are always things to learn from as multifaceted a novelist as this, whether or not he intends to teach you anything. Still, I prefer to treat a book like Atomised, not (only) as a rich seam of information to be mined about the zeitgeist, but more as an enveloping mood. And Christ, that mood is bleak.
Houellebecq invites you to wallow in despair at the state of society; to sink to the depths with no hope of air. He is in the tradition of great pessimistic writers: Beckett, Baudelaire, Sartre. He may have a diagnosis for social malaise but there is no hint of a cure here. All you can do is face the darkness, laugh occasionally at the absurdity of it all, and distract yourself by having appalling sex with people who vaguely revolt you.
Some censorious types worry that incels might be reading Houellebecq, but I tend to think he is exactly who incels should be reading. For when you suspect that your life is sapped of all prospects of success, sexual or otherwise, it can be reassuring to read a book that confirms your experience. As Schopenhauer â another pessimist with a terrible relationship with his mother, and a stated inspiration for Houellebecq â once wrote: âLife is a business which does not cover the costs.â For those men who have found that the sexual revolution did not cover their costs, reading Atomised must come as a relatively harmless salve to the anguished mind.
The term âhopelessâ covers two possible emotional states: one where specific hopes suddenly die, to your great disappointment, or one where you havenât experienced anything as proactive as hope for a long time. The first involves mental turmoil; the second can feel grimly peaceful and reassuring. As another great philosopher, Michael Frayn, makes his headmaster character say in the film Clockwise: âIt’s not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It’s the hope I can’t stand.â Pessimist writers such as Houellebecq can take us to this second place. Depending on how churned up you originally felt, the trip can sometimes feel like a holiday.
But thereâs another more positive function that pessimistic writing also serves. In ordinary life, itâs easy to confuse a temporary mood with a fact about the world, and vice versa. Feelings of hopelessness tend to settle like dust on social landscapes, seeming as if they have always lived there, and infusing present and future with heaviness and gloom. Trying to avoid this impression by denying it or distracting oneself doesnât necessarily make it go away.
Thereâs a lot of doomsaying in the air at the moment, and it seems to be catching. But sometimes, with despair, you have to go down to come up. Sometimes, as if in a Buddhist death meditation, you have to imaginatively inhabit your miserable vision to its utmost, without deviation. For me, this is primarily what Atomised does. It confronts you with the purest synthesis of a despairing take on liberal society, and make you live there for a while, drinking it in. And after a while, the feelings of despair start to lose their power, and you start to realise that hopelessness is only a mood after all. Itâs not the world â it’s you.
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SubscribeKathleen Stock really can write, cant she? As ever, immensely enjoyable.
My own view is though, I think there’s more behind the tide of hopelessness than it merely being a feeling: you have to ask why that feeling exists and, more crucially, why so many other people share it. I believe that there is a real external effect causing it, and I trace it back to the financial crisis and the gradual realisation that although immediate economic meltdown had been averted, the price of that avoidance was to be paid gradually over time by the large majority of people who had had no hand in causing it – ie voters, taxpayers and the middle and working classes.
It is a distraction to blame either bankers or politicians for the colossal f***up that the financial crisis represents: they were both at fault, and more to the point they were both at fault in the known, mutually shared knowledge of each other’s complicity in rigging financial markets for mutual gain. The bankers and politicians are the only ones who have not paid the price for this, and the rest of us have become aware of this via a gradual realisation that our futures were sold off in backroom deals because we were the only ones not present when the deals were done.
I have come to believe that all the nonsense we’re having to listen to these days – wokery, radical trans ideology, eco-zealotry, alt-right conspiracy theories etc – these are all reactions to the confiscation of hope by a political class that put itself before the majority it is supposed to serve.
Perhaps that external effect is not of this material world.
I am not sure what you’re referring to, but I am pretty certain that the effect is entirely of this material world, and it’s no mystery either.
I am not sure what you’re referring to, but I am pretty certain that the effect is entirely of this material world, and it’s no mystery either.
Well argued there John.
Have there not been multiple varying successive shocks since the 2008 Crash? It changed our world for sure and began the atomisation of the ruling elite from the people (nod to Michel there). But the lockdown catastrophe is surely as destructive and impactful. And then there are the quieter but devastating forces of cultural change; the elevation of the progressive credos like greviance victimhood entitlement, the decline of Christianity and the spirit of enterprise?
Progressive credos like grievance victimhood entitlement which the universities seem heavily invested in serve a very useful distraction from genuine economic suffering and hopelessness. The disastrous state of the housing market depriving increasing generations of any hope of home ownership. The miserable state of the job market offering more and more zero hours gig jobs and fewer and fewer genuine jobs with permanence and decent prospects.
Whole generations apart from a lucky few have nothing to look forward to.
Instead of addressing this issue the universities have gone down a ridiculous and largely irrelevant cul de sac into which the younger ones pour all their rage and frustration thereby letting the political class off the hook.
XR, Just Stop Oil, trans rights – these are all empty distractions that play into the hands of the powerful by keeping youngsters distracted from the real issues – a broken housing system, a broken education system and a broken jobs market.
Progressive credos like grievance victimhood entitlement which the universities seem heavily invested in serve a very useful distraction from genuine economic suffering and hopelessness. The disastrous state of the housing market depriving increasing generations of any hope of home ownership. The miserable state of the job market offering more and more zero hours gig jobs and fewer and fewer genuine jobs with permanence and decent prospects.
Whole generations apart from a lucky few have nothing to look forward to.
Instead of addressing this issue the universities have gone down a ridiculous and largely irrelevant cul de sac into which the younger ones pour all their rage and frustration thereby letting the political class off the hook.
XR, Just Stop Oil, trans rights – these are all empty distractions that play into the hands of the powerful by keeping youngsters distracted from the real issues – a broken housing system, a broken education system and a broken jobs market.
The writer incorrectly assumes that all Incels are the love marketâs loser. Itâs not so. There are many young men out there for whom opportunities abound, but who are tired of, even disgusted by, cheap and easy sex. Their dates are known to get red faced angry at this show or respect. âIâm not that kind of man,â wins them at least self respect.
Interesting perspective – I haven’t heard of this myself – but surely the label “incel” cannot apply to such men, because their celibacy is actually voluntary? They’d be v-cels or something like that?
Good point.
Maybe this should be said too. I have read most if not all of MHâs books. Elementary Particles reveals to us two men for whom finding a woman to love is, to say the least, not so easy. Even if the perfect one is presented to them. Many have asked MH if he is not covertly Catholic. We can say too of course that the modern world is emphatically anti-Catholic. The young men I mentioned are searching for wives. The âwifeâhas gone out of style? Is this not the loss they feel?
Good point.
Maybe this should be said too. I have read most if not all of MHâs books. Elementary Particles reveals to us two men for whom finding a woman to love is, to say the least, not so easy. Even if the perfect one is presented to them. Many have asked MH if he is not covertly Catholic. We can say too of course that the modern world is emphatically anti-Catholic. The young men I mentioned are searching for wives. The âwifeâhas gone out of style? Is this not the loss they feel?
We’re all that kind of man. Until we think we’re in love, of course.
Interesting perspective – I haven’t heard of this myself – but surely the label “incel” cannot apply to such men, because their celibacy is actually voluntary? They’d be v-cels or something like that?
We’re all that kind of man. Until we think we’re in love, of course.
Houellebecq and his characters were doing their miserable best (?) for at least a decade before the financial crisis, eg, Atomised was published in 1998.
Houellebecq’s ‘thing’ is not to do with the 2008 financial crisis.
I think you miss the point: I’m arguing that modern mass-disaffection stems from the after-effects of the financial crisis. Whatever Houellebecq wrote about a decade prior to the financial crisis isn’t causally relevant to contemporary social tensions, even if there may be obvious parallels.
You’re missing the point that after-effects don’t occur ten years before the event they are said to be an effect of.
You’re missing the point that after-effects don’t occur ten years before the event they are said to be an effect of.
I think you miss the point: I’m arguing that modern mass-disaffection stems from the after-effects of the financial crisis. Whatever Houellebecq wrote about a decade prior to the financial crisis isn’t causally relevant to contemporary social tensions, even if there may be obvious parallels.
‘Twas ever thus. Which is why putting all the blame on our putative leaders is more than a little bit of a cop out. If people feel rootless and devoid of any real hope how much is that their own fault for settling for the ephemeral endless BS that’s all over the internet and mass media and not making the effort to find something with some actual depth to it?
Exactly, the Internet canât replicate human relationships, itâs not a substitute for a walk in the mountains, or for romantic love, or the love of anything else other than oneself.
Exactly, the Internet canât replicate human relationships, itâs not a substitute for a walk in the mountains, or for romantic love, or the love of anything else other than oneself.
You make some good arguments, but your political / economic case goes nowhere near explaining the doom mongering and nihilism that is so fashionable in western societies. After all, the idea that we lived in some pleasant social democratic state in the 1970s say, is absurd. Maybe there has been something of an economic down turn since 2008, but people are vastly better off – and most of us really know it – than we would have been 50, 100 years ago.
Perhaps that external effect is not of this material world.
Well argued there John.
Have there not been multiple varying successive shocks since the 2008 Crash? It changed our world for sure and began the atomisation of the ruling elite from the people (nod to Michel there). But the lockdown catastrophe is surely as destructive and impactful. And then there are the quieter but devastating forces of cultural change; the elevation of the progressive credos like greviance victimhood entitlement, the decline of Christianity and the spirit of enterprise?
The writer incorrectly assumes that all Incels are the love marketâs loser. Itâs not so. There are many young men out there for whom opportunities abound, but who are tired of, even disgusted by, cheap and easy sex. Their dates are known to get red faced angry at this show or respect. âIâm not that kind of man,â wins them at least self respect.
Houellebecq and his characters were doing their miserable best (?) for at least a decade before the financial crisis, eg, Atomised was published in 1998.
Houellebecq’s ‘thing’ is not to do with the 2008 financial crisis.
‘Twas ever thus. Which is why putting all the blame on our putative leaders is more than a little bit of a cop out. If people feel rootless and devoid of any real hope how much is that their own fault for settling for the ephemeral endless BS that’s all over the internet and mass media and not making the effort to find something with some actual depth to it?
You make some good arguments, but your political / economic case goes nowhere near explaining the doom mongering and nihilism that is so fashionable in western societies. After all, the idea that we lived in some pleasant social democratic state in the 1970s say, is absurd. Maybe there has been something of an economic down turn since 2008, but people are vastly better off – and most of us really know it – than we would have been 50, 100 years ago.
Kathleen Stock really can write, cant she? As ever, immensely enjoyable.
My own view is though, I think there’s more behind the tide of hopelessness than it merely being a feeling: you have to ask why that feeling exists and, more crucially, why so many other people share it. I believe that there is a real external effect causing it, and I trace it back to the financial crisis and the gradual realisation that although immediate economic meltdown had been averted, the price of that avoidance was to be paid gradually over time by the large majority of people who had had no hand in causing it – ie voters, taxpayers and the middle and working classes.
It is a distraction to blame either bankers or politicians for the colossal f***up that the financial crisis represents: they were both at fault, and more to the point they were both at fault in the known, mutually shared knowledge of each other’s complicity in rigging financial markets for mutual gain. The bankers and politicians are the only ones who have not paid the price for this, and the rest of us have become aware of this via a gradual realisation that our futures were sold off in backroom deals because we were the only ones not present when the deals were done.
I have come to believe that all the nonsense we’re having to listen to these days – wokery, radical trans ideology, eco-zealotry, alt-right conspiracy theories etc – these are all reactions to the confiscation of hope by a political class that put itself before the majority it is supposed to serve.
Stock really is a magisterial writer.
Her essays in Unherd alone “cover the costs”.
Stock really is a magisterial writer.
Her essays in Unherd alone “cover the costs”.
I often think that many of Houellebecqâs detractors miss the blindingly obvious humour in his writing – viscerally repellent it often may be, but he doesnât seem to have any favourites and Iâm left with the impression that he reserves his sharpest barbs for himself.
There are also plenty of people who slate him without having read any of his work. Their loss.
A form of self-cutting with words?
Possibly. I certainly donât think he has many illusions about himself or the society he inhabits, and biting satire may well be his way of dealing with the mess. Or, to quote from Omar Khayyam (Fitzgerald translation): âMake Game of that which makes as much of theeâ.
Great quote!
One of my favourites!
One of my favourites!
In a word, self deprecation.
Great quote!
In a word, self deprecation.
Possibly. I certainly donât think he has many illusions about himself or the society he inhabits, and biting satire may well be his way of dealing with the mess. Or, to quote from Omar Khayyam (Fitzgerald translation): âMake Game of that which makes as much of theeâ.
Well said.
I quite agree. Maybe it’s me, but I found Atomised riotously funny a lot of the time and like a kind of deranged emetic. When he’s on a destructive rant, it’s brilliantly cathartic and entertaining.
A form of self-cutting with words?
Well said.
I quite agree. Maybe it’s me, but I found Atomised riotously funny a lot of the time and like a kind of deranged emetic. When he’s on a destructive rant, it’s brilliantly cathartic and entertaining.
I often think that many of Houellebecqâs detractors miss the blindingly obvious humour in his writing – viscerally repellent it often may be, but he doesnât seem to have any favourites and Iâm left with the impression that he reserves his sharpest barbs for himself.
There are also plenty of people who slate him without having read any of his work. Their loss.
I’ve read and enjoyed several of Michel Houellebecq’s books. There is one aspect of his self-appointed role as enfant terrible of French letters (I couldn’t resist that one) that I especially like. He tweaks the tail of the French intelligentsia by spotting the issue that they have swept under the carpet and making that issue the subject matter of his next novel, thereby ensuring notoriety, celebrity and a reputation for prescience. But it never occurred to me that his books might be shelved under “self-help”. If you think of him as an essayist, rather than a novelist, then he is a kind of anti-Montaigne, writing more to discomfort the intellectuals than to comfort the punters. I can hardly wait until his next book.
I was rather surprised when he accepted the LĂ©gion dâhonneur!*
Next stop no doubt the Académie Française.
(*Despite its wonderful privileges.)
Perhaps âpour Ă©pater la nouvelle bourgeoisie?â I surely hope so.
If, on the other hand, he becomes subsumed into the Ă©lite establishment, his back catalogue will never disappointâŠ
Perhaps âpour Ă©pater la nouvelle bourgeoisie?â I surely hope so.
If, on the other hand, he becomes subsumed into the Ă©lite establishment, his back catalogue will never disappointâŠ
Yet another dad-joke double entendre, I like it.
Well, it is Friday
#MeToo
Thanks – having a slow day and missed that one. Nicely done, Peter!
Well, it is Friday
#MeToo
Thanks – having a slow day and missed that one. Nicely done, Peter!
There is indeed something deeply gratifying about reading a brilliant enraged witty and deeply cynical pessimist – a real tonic in fact!
I was rather surprised when he accepted the LĂ©gion dâhonneur!*
Next stop no doubt the Académie Française.
(*Despite its wonderful privileges.)
Yet another dad-joke double entendre, I like it.
There is indeed something deeply gratifying about reading a brilliant enraged witty and deeply cynical pessimist – a real tonic in fact!
I’ve read and enjoyed several of Michel Houellebecq’s books. There is one aspect of his self-appointed role as enfant terrible of French letters (I couldn’t resist that one) that I especially like. He tweaks the tail of the French intelligentsia by spotting the issue that they have swept under the carpet and making that issue the subject matter of his next novel, thereby ensuring notoriety, celebrity and a reputation for prescience. But it never occurred to me that his books might be shelved under “self-help”. If you think of him as an essayist, rather than a novelist, then he is a kind of anti-Montaigne, writing more to discomfort the intellectuals than to comfort the punters. I can hardly wait until his next book.
Management at the University of Sussex are idiots.
Management in most arenas is larded with such as those. The ones worth their salt seem to departâŠ
Their loss!
Management in most arenas is larded with such as those. The ones worth their salt seem to departâŠ
Their loss!
Management at the University of Sussex are idiots.
It confronts you with the purest synthesis of a despairing take on liberal society, and make you live there for a while, drinking it in. And after a while, the feelings of despair start to lose their power, and you start to realise that hopelessness is only a mood after all. Itâs not the world â itâs you.
“But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.”
You misunderstand. When there is understanding that a feeling or mood is a fleeting product of an overactive mind which is not you then you are freed. Its the opposite of what you seem to imply.
You misunderstand. When there is understanding that a feeling or mood is a fleeting product of an overactive mind which is not you then you are freed. Its the opposite of what you seem to imply.
It confronts you with the purest synthesis of a despairing take on liberal society, and make you live there for a while, drinking it in. And after a while, the feelings of despair start to lose their power, and you start to realise that hopelessness is only a mood after all. Itâs not the world â itâs you.
“But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.”
âAnd after a while, the feelings of despair start to lose their power, and you start to realise that hopelessness is only a mood after all. Itâs not the world â itâs you.â
Up until the simply appalling COVID fiasco I would have wholeheartedly agreed with you, but not now.
Houellebecqâs deep seated pessimism about Monotheism and in particular Islam is almost certainly correct, and we should prepare for the worst, if only for our great grandchildrenâs sake.
Submission is an instructional book on how a man can survive in the France of the future: throw your lot in with the Mohammedans, get a couple of young wives and become a respected elder in the new world. Câest La Vie!
The puritanical Censor strikes again.
Yes I know, âtongue in cheekâ really!
I forget whether he mentioned that mutilating ones p*nis was mandatory, and wasnât it four wives not two?
The number of wives depends on the man’s wealth according to the novel.
Thank you.
Thank you.
The number of wives depends on the man’s wealth according to the novel.
I read Soumission more as a satire of cynical Sorbonne hipsterism.
The puritanical Censor strikes again.
Yes I know, âtongue in cheekâ really!
I forget whether he mentioned that mutilating ones p*nis was mandatory, and wasnât it four wives not two?
I read Soumission more as a satire of cynical Sorbonne hipsterism.
Islam, I beleive, is the biggest threat to Western culture and in particular to the liberty of women and girls. I’m not at all surpised that France isn’t helping us stop the boats, we are fools to even think they would do that!
I recommend “Prey” by Ayaan Hirsi Ali. Her book is well argued with clear data as to difficulties Muslim men, above all other religious men, find it difficut to take on 21st century Western liberal values. She has a chapter on the Pakistani so called ‘grooming’ gangs and their raping activities across the UK. These men currently engaged in this sickening practice are third generation British Muslims. So patient Guardian readers please note, no integration forethcoming there.
Submission is an instructional book on how a man can survive in the France of the future: throw your lot in with the Mohammedans, get a couple of young wives and become a respected elder in the new world. Câest La Vie!
Islam, I beleive, is the biggest threat to Western culture and in particular to the liberty of women and girls. I’m not at all surpised that France isn’t helping us stop the boats, we are fools to even think they would do that!
I recommend “Prey” by Ayaan Hirsi Ali. Her book is well argued with clear data as to difficulties Muslim men, above all other religious men, find it difficut to take on 21st century Western liberal values. She has a chapter on the Pakistani so called ‘grooming’ gangs and their raping activities across the UK. These men currently engaged in this sickening practice are third generation British Muslims. So patient Guardian readers please note, no integration forethcoming there.
âAnd after a while, the feelings of despair start to lose their power, and you start to realise that hopelessness is only a mood after all. Itâs not the world â itâs you.â
Up until the simply appalling COVID fiasco I would have wholeheartedly agreed with you, but not now.
Houellebecqâs deep seated pessimism about Monotheism and in particular Islam is almost certainly correct, and we should prepare for the worst, if only for our great grandchildrenâs sake.
My personal response to woke fascism in the legacy publishing industry is that I only read novels by White men. Apart from Edward St Aubyn, Houellebecq is pretty much the only living novelist I read, and as a sub-fluent French speaker I’ve read almost his entire oeuvre in the original. Professor Stock is an excellent literary critic – certainly vastly superior to Terry bloody Eagleton – and I broadly agree with her assessment of Houellebecq’s writing, although I see him more as a social conservative satirist of liberalism and neoliberalism than as a flat-out pessimist. Underneath the bleakness of “Serotonine”, there is as RMParker below points out a mordant humour.
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How very interesting.
St Aubyn? Was that the chap who claimed he was b*ggered by his father, a former Cavalry Officer as I recall.
Does he write well?
Yes.The Patrick Melrose novels are well worth a read.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yes it was, and yes he most certainly does.
Thank you, Iâm off to Cornwall shortly so will follow your recommendation.
Thank you, Iâm off to Cornwall shortly so will follow your recommendation.
Yes.The Patrick Melrose novels are well worth a read.
Yes it was, and yes he most certainly does.
Excellent point re. Houellebecqâs social conservatism: you succinctly identify something that always struck me as well. I think his work often has the subtext of a lament for historical, and much more human social structures which have been engineered out of existence by successive generations of ideologues. What remains to us is terminally jejune and without foundation – and deep down, I think thatâs whatâs eating Michel.
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How very interesting.
St Aubyn? Was that the chap who claimed he was b*ggered by his father, a former Cavalry Officer as I recall.
Does he write well?
Excellent point re. Houellebecqâs social conservatism: you succinctly identify something that always struck me as well. I think his work often has the subtext of a lament for historical, and much more human social structures which have been engineered out of existence by successive generations of ideologues. What remains to us is terminally jejune and without foundation – and deep down, I think thatâs whatâs eating Michel.
My personal response to woke fascism in the legacy publishing industry is that I only read novels by White men. Apart from Edward St Aubyn, Houellebecq is pretty much the only living novelist I read, and as a sub-fluent French speaker I’ve read almost his entire oeuvre in the original. Professor Stock is an excellent literary critic – certainly vastly superior to Terry bloody Eagleton – and I broadly agree with her assessment of Houellebecq’s writing, although I see him more as a social conservative satirist of liberalism and neoliberalism than as a flat-out pessimist. Underneath the bleakness of “Serotonine”, there is as RMParker below points out a mordant humour.
Houellebeqcâs mother was clearly the inspiration for Patsy Stoneâs:âI name the child Eurydice Colette Clytemnestra Dido Bathsheba Rabelais Patricia Cocteau Stone. Now take it away, and bring me another lover!â
Houellebeqcâs mother was clearly the inspiration for Patsy Stoneâs:âI name the child Eurydice Colette Clytemnestra Dido Bathsheba Rabelais Patricia Cocteau Stone. Now take it away, and bring me another lover!â
Some significant portion of men publicly self-identify as incels? (I’ve known some who are involuntarily celibateâbut as a matter of fact, not identity.)
Sex is for marriage, is better in marriage, by all self-reporting. And so why not frame the problem as such to yourself?
Become a deeply attractive person. The key to attractiveness and marriageability is not finding the right person but being the right person. Not the sh*tty Andrew-Tate-wannabe alpha male, but someone who has goals, cares about people, especially those closest to him, serves others, contributes, acts like he has something to learn, takes cares of himself and his stuff….
So much about the modern world puzzles meâIt’s all so… disordered!âprobably because as as a Christian, I’m a total anachronism.
That’s the Jordan Peterson solution.
That’s the Jordan Peterson solution.
Some significant portion of men publicly self-identify as incels? (I’ve known some who are involuntarily celibateâbut as a matter of fact, not identity.)
Sex is for marriage, is better in marriage, by all self-reporting. And so why not frame the problem as such to yourself?
Become a deeply attractive person. The key to attractiveness and marriageability is not finding the right person but being the right person. Not the sh*tty Andrew-Tate-wannabe alpha male, but someone who has goals, cares about people, especially those closest to him, serves others, contributes, acts like he has something to learn, takes cares of himself and his stuff….
So much about the modern world puzzles meâIt’s all so… disordered!âprobably because as as a Christian, I’m a total anachronism.
Joy Division does it for me.
Yep, ditto.
https://youtu.be/l9bH6R3gj0I?si=owHOGcnIawDkti-k
It’s strange. I worshipped Joy Division but when I returned to it recently I found it was pretentious, unlistenable rubbish. I suspect I was rather more influenced by the NME than I care to admit
or it’s like the writing of William Burroughs – great at first but tedious when you go back to it. And what’s with the centipedes?
Agreed. I stopped reading ‘Naked Lunch’ when I got to the part where Burroughs and his friend pay two young Egyptian boys to b****r each other. Ugly, nihilistic garbage. And what’s with the fascination with junkies? There’s nothing ‘edgy’ about them, all they do is live for their next fix.
Agreed. I stopped reading ‘Naked Lunch’ when I got to the part where Burroughs and his friend pay two young Egyptian boys to b****r each other. Ugly, nihilistic garbage. And what’s with the fascination with junkies? There’s nothing ‘edgy’ about them, all they do is live for their next fix.
Your analysis is incorrect.
I don’t wish to offend you – but is there the smallest chance that it is your good self who may have become a tad pretentious in your middle age : ) “I’m above all that now, I listen to jazz” lol.
At heart, pretension is dishonesty â deliberate exaggeration and conceit and swaggering preening, etc.
None of that remotely applied to Joy Division, or to Ian Curtis.
Serious yes, pretentious not at all. Curtis had severe and worsening epilepsy, a chaotic personal life, and cripplingly-low self-esteem, as the lyrics from âIsolationâ make clear:
“I’m doing the best that I can
I’m ashamed of the things I’ve been put through
I’m ashamed of the person I am”
There are countless pretentious artists – bands, writers – who feign, and exaggerate, emotions to sell records. Gothic fakers aspire to the cultural kudos of despair (they think it denotes depth), but theyâre usually faking it, and are thinly-disguised cheery chappies aping miserabilism.
I’ve listened to various covers of Joy Division’s songs by other artists, and such covers invariably are pretentious and deeply irritating. They’re faking it, and their insincerity grates to the point where I’d punch them if I met them.
Not so for Curtis’ Joy Division, he and they were 100% authentic. He hanged himself aged 23, for heavenâs sake. Unless you reckon that he killed himself merely to perpetuate an image.
Obviously, as a happy and successful middle-aged person, you may find such youthful despair frankly irritating, and you of course are not obliged to endorse such an absolutist youthful stance, but to call it “pretentious” misses the point spectacularly.
The film about the band, Control, is a riveting watch, for non-fans and fans alike.
It’s certainly possible, although I can’t stand jazz and have never been able to listen to it. I think the issue is rather the other way, I’ve become far less pretentious. I couldn’t give a shit about listening to the “right” music now and I’m happy to admit I love cheesy pop or anything with a decent melody.
It’s certainly possible, although I can’t stand jazz and have never been able to listen to it. I think the issue is rather the other way, I’ve become far less pretentious. I couldn’t give a shit about listening to the “right” music now and I’m happy to admit I love cheesy pop or anything with a decent melody.
Thatâs a shame. I think theyâve stood the test of time. New Order not so much.
or it’s like the writing of William Burroughs – great at first but tedious when you go back to it. And what’s with the centipedes?
Your analysis is incorrect.
I don’t wish to offend you – but is there the smallest chance that it is your good self who may have become a tad pretentious in your middle age : ) “I’m above all that now, I listen to jazz” lol.
At heart, pretension is dishonesty â deliberate exaggeration and conceit and swaggering preening, etc.
None of that remotely applied to Joy Division, or to Ian Curtis.
Serious yes, pretentious not at all. Curtis had severe and worsening epilepsy, a chaotic personal life, and cripplingly-low self-esteem, as the lyrics from âIsolationâ make clear:
“I’m doing the best that I can
I’m ashamed of the things I’ve been put through
I’m ashamed of the person I am”
There are countless pretentious artists – bands, writers – who feign, and exaggerate, emotions to sell records. Gothic fakers aspire to the cultural kudos of despair (they think it denotes depth), but theyâre usually faking it, and are thinly-disguised cheery chappies aping miserabilism.
I’ve listened to various covers of Joy Division’s songs by other artists, and such covers invariably are pretentious and deeply irritating. They’re faking it, and their insincerity grates to the point where I’d punch them if I met them.
Not so for Curtis’ Joy Division, he and they were 100% authentic. He hanged himself aged 23, for heavenâs sake. Unless you reckon that he killed himself merely to perpetuate an image.
Obviously, as a happy and successful middle-aged person, you may find such youthful despair frankly irritating, and you of course are not obliged to endorse such an absolutist youthful stance, but to call it “pretentious” misses the point spectacularly.
The film about the band, Control, is a riveting watch, for non-fans and fans alike.
Thatâs a shame. I think theyâve stood the test of time. New Order not so much.
Shadowplay still sends shivers down my spine to this day.
I saw Joy Division aged about 15 at a Rock Against Racism gig in the Rainbow at Finsbury Park, about 6 weeks before Ian Curtis’s death.
Larkin does it for me.
Yep, ditto.
https://youtu.be/l9bH6R3gj0I?si=owHOGcnIawDkti-k
It’s strange. I worshipped Joy Division but when I returned to it recently I found it was pretentious, unlistenable rubbish. I suspect I was rather more influenced by the NME than I care to admit
Shadowplay still sends shivers down my spine to this day.
I saw Joy Division aged about 15 at a Rock Against Racism gig in the Rainbow at Finsbury Park, about 6 weeks before Ian Curtis’s death.
Larkin does it for me.
Joy Division does it for me.
“Touching as it is to see the keenness of the academic to reconcile the demands of his two perennial masters â a love of edgy transgression, and the desire to write only what a Guardian reader might approve of â…” Chapeau, Professor Stock, another absolute gem from you.
“Touching as it is to see the keenness of the academic to reconcile the demands of his two perennial masters â a love of edgy transgression, and the desire to write only what a Guardian reader might approve of â…” Chapeau, Professor Stock, another absolute gem from you.
Christ, what a miserable bunch of losers they all sound. Listen, it’s Saturday tomorrow. Go to the football; have some beer on the pub lawn afterwards. Flirt with the girls l.
Get a life, why don’t you?
b****r football.
b****r football.
Christ, what a miserable bunch of losers they all sound. Listen, it’s Saturday tomorrow. Go to the football; have some beer on the pub lawn afterwards. Flirt with the girls l.
Get a life, why don’t you?
All these questions have been answered much more succinctly:
You’re gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You’re gonna have to serve somebody
Well, it may be the Devil or it may be the Lord
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody
Dylan?
Life is a sad
Life is a bust
All you can do is do what you must
You do what you must do
And you do it well
I’d do it for you honey baby
Can’t you tell?
Can’t believe people still take that huckster fraud seriously.
Can’t believe people still take that huckster fraud seriously.
Dylan?
Life is a sad
Life is a bust
All you can do is do what you must
You do what you must do
And you do it well
I’d do it for you honey baby
Can’t you tell?
All these questions have been answered much more succinctly:
You’re gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You’re gonna have to serve somebody
Well, it may be the Devil or it may be the Lord
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody
I’ve read him. He writes well, and he probably has a point about the mad mullahs.
But, intelligence and wordplay aside, god he has such a shrivelled heart.
The works of e.g. Beckett, Camus, Peter Handke et al are hardly a bundle of laughs either, but you somehow sense the disappointment in that they wished for more.
And they’re better writers too.
There is something paradoxically ennobling in Beckett’s degradations.
H’becq by contrast seems to revel in his own self-limiting bourgeois shit.
Canât stand his stuff.
Dreary t**t.
As for the incel wankers, I guess reading anytthing otuside their w**k-bubble would help them, but I favour national service for those mummy’s boys
I’ve read him. He writes well, and he probably has a point about the mad mullahs.
But, intelligence and wordplay aside, god he has such a shrivelled heart.
The works of e.g. Beckett, Camus, Peter Handke et al are hardly a bundle of laughs either, but you somehow sense the disappointment in that they wished for more.
And they’re better writers too.
There is something paradoxically ennobling in Beckett’s degradations.
H’becq by contrast seems to revel in his own self-limiting bourgeois shit.
Canât stand his stuff.
Dreary t**t.
As for the incel wankers, I guess reading anytthing otuside their w**k-bubble would help them, but I favour national service for those mummy’s boys
“…In ordinary life, itâs easy to confuse a temporary mood with a fact about the world, and vice versa…”
Indeed. Doomsaying per se is a mood, a shimmer, a mirage, a chimera, and “…feelings of despair start to lose their power…” when you shift perspectives. But you can’t argue with a bunch of mathematical equations. The consequences of for example, Bayesian Inference, will play out regardless of whether any given human is a doomer or not – moods don’t come into it.
It’s not the world, it’s me, and the only question to decide is, if I am staring at “a fact about the world” or a “temporary mood”. I am an outright, machine intelligence doomer. At one level, I have not in fact, changed my views on this – as in, I have believed for a long time that *if* human sentience is algorithmic, and human-like sentience is replicable on computers, then the machines will supercede us (once we create machine intelligence significantly smarter than us). But the reality of the resolution of this question in the positive, seemed far away all these years, notwithstanding that I was obsessively engaged with the nature of cognition and intelligence since my early twenties; also notwithstanding that every trendline about technological advance that I know of, has been screaming at me for decades that we, as in this generation of humanity, is going to be right on the precipice of a resolution one way or the other, right about now. Even now, I am not absolutely certain that I’m beginning to see what I think I’m seeing, but what I absolutely don’t want to do, is ignore evidence piling up in front of my eyes, although if what I think is evidence, is in fact what I think it is, is moot. (And congratulations if you managed to make head or tail of that sentence). But that’s all a bit like imagining your own extreme old age and declining cognitive and physical powers when you are in your mid twenties – possible in the theoretical sure, but very difficult to project as your own eventual reality (unless you are a Shakespeare), until it actually starts to happen, and even then you are not too sure that you are seeing what you think you are seeing, but then the evidence begins to stack up more and more, and there is no denying what is happening, assuming you are still by then capable of denying.
Houellebecq sounds a hoot by the way, but having rather gone off froggie pessimism (about the only one I can still bring myself to read these days is Camus), I think I will stick with Frayn.
“…In ordinary life, itâs easy to confuse a temporary mood with a fact about the world, and vice versa…”
Indeed. Doomsaying per se is a mood, a shimmer, a mirage, a chimera, and “…feelings of despair start to lose their power…” when you shift perspectives. But you can’t argue with a bunch of mathematical equations. The consequences of for example, Bayesian Inference, will play out regardless of whether any given human is a doomer or not – moods don’t come into it.
It’s not the world, it’s me, and the only question to decide is, if I am staring at “a fact about the world” or a “temporary mood”. I am an outright, machine intelligence doomer. At one level, I have not in fact, changed my views on this – as in, I have believed for a long time that *if* human sentience is algorithmic, and human-like sentience is replicable on computers, then the machines will supercede us (once we create machine intelligence significantly smarter than us). But the reality of the resolution of this question in the positive, seemed far away all these years, notwithstanding that I was obsessively engaged with the nature of cognition and intelligence since my early twenties; also notwithstanding that every trendline about technological advance that I know of, has been screaming at me for decades that we, as in this generation of humanity, is going to be right on the precipice of a resolution one way or the other, right about now. Even now, I am not absolutely certain that I’m beginning to see what I think I’m seeing, but what I absolutely don’t want to do, is ignore evidence piling up in front of my eyes, although if what I think is evidence, is in fact what I think it is, is moot. (And congratulations if you managed to make head or tail of that sentence). But that’s all a bit like imagining your own extreme old age and declining cognitive and physical powers when you are in your mid twenties – possible in the theoretical sure, but very difficult to project as your own eventual reality (unless you are a Shakespeare), until it actually starts to happen, and even then you are not too sure that you are seeing what you think you are seeing, but then the evidence begins to stack up more and more, and there is no denying what is happening, assuming you are still by then capable of denying.
Houellebecq sounds a hoot by the way, but having rather gone off froggie pessimism (about the only one I can still bring myself to read these days is Camus), I think I will stick with Frayn.
Hollubeq is a nihilist and the Buddhist death meditation approach to his writings is the wisest course for remedying the misery which our information overloaded brains and egos inflict upon us. What Stock is describing is the â witnessing stateâ or the Buddhaâs â right mindfulnessâ where the seeker cultivates the ability to view all thought and feelings as a passive witness and thereby dissolves the ego leading to a tranquil form of joy. In such a state Judeo Christian values are unnecessarily and concupiscence is transcended. If everyone sought this path the world would be a far better place.
Hollubeq is a nihilist and the Buddhist death meditation approach to his writings is the wisest course for remedying the misery which our information overloaded brains and egos inflict upon us. What Stock is describing is the â witnessing stateâ or the Buddhaâs â right mindfulnessâ where the seeker cultivates the ability to view all thought and feelings as a passive witness and thereby dissolves the ego leading to a tranquil form of joy. In such a state Judeo Christian values are unnecessarily and concupiscence is transcended. If everyone sought this path the world would be a far better place.
I ground my way through his novels and found them miserable and soulless. I wish I had spent the time reading something else.
I ground my way through his novels and found them miserable and soulless. I wish I had spent the time reading something else.
I remember reading Les Particules ĂlĂ©mentaires at the time, and thought it was a pretentious waste of time. Maybe I didn’t get it and still don’t get it, but the experience (reinforced by appearances on talk shows) has not inspired me to try any more Houellebecq.
What a miserable looking, and sounding, individual he is.
What a miserable looking, and sounding, individual he is.
I remember reading Les Particules ĂlĂ©mentaires at the time, and thought it was a pretentious waste of time. Maybe I didn’t get it and still don’t get it, but the experience (reinforced by appearances on talk shows) has not inspired me to try any more Houellebecq.
I would fault Houellebecq for producing anti-literature on occasions i.e. brutally perfunctory prose to serve the thesis of certain novels. Elsewhere, there are more poignant elements to his writing in capturing the postmodern human conditions. “The Map and the Territory” even resembles a classical European novel which is why he won the Prix Goncourt for it.
However, the above is just a terse and disappointing exercise in misandry focused on adolescent readings of the MH canon. If anything, his most recent translated book Serotonin (and by far worst put-together) is a focused portrait of male malaise at this point in time. So he covers all the bases relating to this currently fashionable inflection of the culture wars.
As far the critic goes, I really think the tide is starting to turn away from feminists in the trans debate now. ‘Gender’ is their concept, after all, and while we have sympathy for confused young women who are forced by cynical surgeons and psych ideologues into sex reassignment surgery, their number is small and largely concentrated in very privileged corners of American society
I would fault Houellebecq for producing anti-literature on occasions i.e. brutally perfunctory prose to serve the thesis of certain novels. Elsewhere, there are more poignant elements to his writing in capturing the postmodern human conditions. “The Map and the Territory” even resembles a classical European novel which is why he won the Prix Goncourt for it.
However, the above is just a terse and disappointing exercise in misandry focused on adolescent readings of the MH canon. If anything, his most recent translated book Serotonin (and by far worst put-together) is a focused portrait of male malaise at this point in time. So he covers all the bases relating to this currently fashionable inflection of the culture wars.
As far the critic goes, I really think the tide is starting to turn away from feminists in the trans debate now. ‘Gender’ is their concept, after all, and while we have sympathy for confused young women who are forced by cynical surgeons and psych ideologues into sex reassignment surgery, their number is small and largely concentrated in very privileged corners of American society
I love Doc Stock lolz. Houellebecq the reluctant pornstar, becoming a character in his novels, is up there with Dostoyevsky on the gallows.
I love Doc Stock lolz. Houellebecq the reluctant pornstar, becoming a character in his novels, is up there with Dostoyevsky on the gallows.
This sounds like critique for the sake of critique. Read Huellebecq and enjoy.
This sounds like critique for the sake of critique. Read Huellebecq and enjoy.
Life is all about context.
Life is all about context.
I see from La Wik that Houellebecq’s personal life has been pretty grim, including parents “that lost interest in [his] existence pretty quickly.”
But maybe that’s par for the course in the upper echelons of the educated class.
I see from La Wik that Houellebecq’s personal life has been pretty grim, including parents “that lost interest in [his] existence pretty quickly.”
But maybe that’s par for the course in the upper echelons of the educated class.
You know I think the UK equivalent to Atomised is the horrific film Kidulthood (2006) – who’s plot is every Daily Mail headline rolled into one. Compelling and appalling for being so on the nail.
You know I think the UK equivalent to Atomised is the horrific film Kidulthood (2006) – who’s plot is every Daily Mail headline rolled into one. Compelling and appalling for being so on the nail.
His best line; ‘In order to pass the time I told him the story of the German who ate the other German whom he’d met on the Internet.’
His best line; ‘In order to pass the time I told him the story of the German who ate the other German whom he’d met on the Internet.’
Great writing. Every time I see Kathleenâs name I know Iâm in for a good read.
No mention of France though. Surely part of the Houelbecq story is a particularly French malaise, depression and disillusionment post war. The French have been living off their brand for some time. But they are no longer the cultural or political powerhouse they once were, and deep down they know this.
Itâs a while since I read the novel, but one of the themes I picked up on was the failure of French intellectuals to come to terms with science (Chomsky and others have realised that France is essentially pre Darwinian), while clinging to outmoded ways of thinking. Itâs a backwater – secretly it knows it – and Houelbecq is in part a response to that.
Great writing. Every time I see Kathleenâs name I know Iâm in for a good read.
No mention of France though. Surely part of the Houelbecq story is a particularly French malaise, depression and disillusionment post war. The French have been living off their brand for some time. But they are no longer the cultural or political powerhouse they once were, and deep down they know this.
Itâs a while since I read the novel, but one of the themes I picked up on was the failure of French intellectuals to come to terms with science (Chomsky and others have realised that France is essentially pre Darwinian), while clinging to outmoded ways of thinking. Itâs a backwater – secretly it knows it – and Houelbecq is in part a response to that.
Recently read The map and the territory and found it âgrimly peaceful and reassuringâ – many thanks for your perception, please keep writing
Recently read The map and the territory and found it âgrimly peaceful and reassuringâ – many thanks for your perception, please keep writing
I finished Platform one evening and woke up the next morning to the Bali bombing. So he was pretty prescient back in the day.
But with Serotonin, Houellebecq’s schtick kinda ran out.
Incels should look at biology. You are a nerd and most likely on the autistic spectrum. Nerds are perceived by women as inferior genetically to be chosen as mates even if you are a computer company millionaire. Women go for high genetic value sire types. Females’ instinctively use criteria for choosing a sire set in the paleolithic. Sires have so many women chasings them that they become fungible. A sire maximizes his genetic potential by impregnating many females and leaving them to raise the baby without child support. No Super model, married to a sire, can expect to be more than first in a harem. Beta males called Dads are faithful to wives because they cannot easily replace them as sires can. Women marry Dads to support their children while committing adultery with sires to produce high value children. Incels should offer marriage to plain women left with sire’s bastards and no child support. Their opportunities in the marriage market are bargain basement and they will take anyone, even you. You get her second child at the cost of raising the sire’s b*****d. Try suing him for child support. You must watch your wife to avoid more sire bastards. Also consider the used Cadillac woman. The 50-year-old supermodel who was discarded by a sire for a trophy wife. She may have a good divorce settlement as dowry. As she looks around for a new husband, she finds she is no longer the high value woman she was and is now in the remainder bin. She is often still beautiful but since her eggs are stale, few men want her. At her age all the men available are either gay or incels like you. She may settle for you if you appear reasonably decent. Note to 13-year males, try hitting on a 50-year-old single woman. If you can convince her that you are discrete, you may get laid. School teachers, however, have too much to lose to be easy prey although scandals are common.