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My apology to Salman Rushdie Both sides claimed the support of angels

“Free” is a weasel word (Francis DEMANGE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)

“Free” is a weasel word (Francis DEMANGE/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)


August 19, 2022   4 mins

Sometime in the early Nineties, I found myself standing next to Salman Rushdie at a urinal. The Groucho, it must have been. We looked away from each other with more than the usual degree of concentration. I didn’t like his novels — I found them jocose — and had said so publicly, and he disliked mine to the point of saying nothing about them whatsoever.

But sharing a urinal reminds even warring parties of the humanity they have in common and I suddenly wanted to make a gesture of peace. “Hello, Salman,” I said as we converged on the wash basin. “I have an apology to make.”

I wasn’t going to recant on finding his novels jocose. But I did want to confess to expressing less than unequivocal support for him at the time of the fatwa against The Satanic Verses. Less than unequivocal support didn’t mean thinking he had it coming, as some commentators and even fellow novelists did. I was outraged by the pronouncements against the novel and the threats to Rushdie’s life; but I hadn’t felt I could wholeheartedly endorse the spirit of his apotheosis as champion of free speech.

The argument put forward by John Berger — that Rushdie should have thought harder about the dangers his novel posed to those involved in its translation and dissemination and asked his publishers to “stop producing more or new editions”, if only temporarily — chimed with what I’d been thinking. Berger spoke of a “terrifying righteousness on both sides”, and to me that fairly characterised the Holy War that had broken out between the clerics who wanted the book destroyed and a literary elite for whom its existence had become sacrosanct.

“Elite” is an envious word. You don’t speak about elites if you are in one. And I don’t doubt that a sense of exclusion from a charmed circle of the righteous explains why so many writers who might have been expected to be vocal on Salman Rushdie’s behalf weren’t. The Holy War didn’t only pit the righteous against one another; it pitted people unable to imagine the justice of any position but the one they held. The clerics closed minds, and Rushdie’s coterie of literary admirers closed ranks. Both sides claimed the support of angels.

But the angels arrayed against The Satanic Verses were armed and heaven-bent on destruction, while Rushdie’s angels were only smug, and that should have persuaded me to sing along, if only faintly, with them.

As we washed our hands, I told Salman that. Coming clean, you see. I also told him I admired his courage in trying to live a normal life and speak up against those who wanted him silenced, a courage that wasn’t diminished by his having 24-hour police protection. That, too, must have taken some living with. He patiently allowed me to unburden my conscience and we shook on it.

It’s nice making friends and had I only been able to find a generous thing to say about his next novel we might have remained friends to this day. As it turned out those were the last warm words we exchanged.

I don’t today, in the light of the attempted assassination of Salman Rushdie, feel pulled this way and that. Today there is only horror and sorrow and hope for his recovery. One doesn’t have to be a member of a free-speech elite to know that no books should ever be destroyed and no authors attacked for what they write. From the understandably lavish outpourings of praise for Rushdie’s work over the last week, you could form the impression that the attack on him was particularly heinous because it was an attack on genius. But genius is irrelevant to this. It was an attack upon a living soul. And upon living words. The sacrilege would be as great were the injured writer merely mediocre.

“Free speech”, nevertheless, remains a forever self-contradicting concept. “Free” is a weasel word. Nothing is free of consequences, whether seen or unseen. To uphold this person’s absolute freedom we might make unacceptable inroads into someone else’s. Indeed, it would seem that we are able to revere free speech and abominate it in a single breath.

Witness last week’s extraordinary decision by the Pleasance Theatre — a self-proclaimed champion of free expression and scourge of censorship — to pull the comedian Jerry Sadowitz’s show because it “did not align with the theatre’s values”. The Pleasance’s defence of its actions, that Sadowitz had gone too far, has been rightly ridiculed. Championing free speech until it goes too far is not championing free speech. And the theatre seemed to forget that, as this was a Fringe Festival of Alternative Comedy, the platform it had originally granted Sadowitz was necessarily exempt from the usual civic inhibitions: its decision was an assault on the very principle of sacred space, without which there can be no carnivals, circuses, clowns, comedians or, of course, novelists.

But it’s for requiring a performer’s material to “align with its values” that the Pleasance will long live in infamy. The theatre has not put a bounty on Sadowitz’s head. Cancelling a booking is not the same as a death threat. But demanding alignment with its values puts it in the same camp morally and intellectually as regimes who silence critics of their values. And, at the other extreme, universities and publishing houses who demand conformity with the truisms of the hour.

Until we learn to be more accomplished equestrians, freedom of speech is too hobbled a nag to carry us safely into the uplands of open discourse. We inch along and stumble often. In the meantime, what must be insisted on is that while the offended enjoy the same rights to speak out as the offenders, they do not enjoy more. To be insulted, outraged, hurt, or otherwise assailed by someone else’s words does not confer the privilege of silencing them. Nor is it a university’s job to provide sanctuary from language that does not “align” with its values or those of its students. To the contrary: its most important intellectual function is to teach how to engage with alien ideas and discomfiting emotions. An education that doesn’t prompt radical changes in us is of doubtful value.

It seemed for a number of years that something, somehow, had changed for Salman Rushdie. The fatwa fell silent. Someone had relented or just forgotten. That it had all along been biding its time, awaiting the right moment and the right assassin, is devastatingly depressing. It throws us back into the mouldering inevitabilities of ancient tragedy, where grievances are passed on like the plague and a curse, once made, can never be rescinded. The freedoms we trumpet are an expression of a new hope in a less cruelly fatalistic world. But freedom is a conversation or it’s nothing, and free speech is wasted on us if we won’t take up the challenge to listen freely too.


Howard Jacobson is a Booker Prize-winning novelist.


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Michael Drucker
Michael Drucker
2 years ago

I hope that I shall one day find myself standing next to Howard Jacobson at a urinal. I shall hold my tongue till we are zipped and tell him how much I enjoyed this superb article.

Malcolm Knott
Malcolm Knott
2 years ago

No, it’s OK to speak up from the word go.

Brendan O'Leary
Brendan O'Leary
2 years ago
Reply to  Malcolm Knott

Really?
I tend to shrink from conversations started at the urinal while I have other matters in hand.

Tom Watson
Tom Watson
2 years ago
Reply to  Malcolm Knott

Reported. You should be banned from the site for posting such filth. How do you sleep at night?

Ian Burns
Ian Burns
2 years ago

Remember to shake, wash hands, then shake again

Claire D
Claire D
2 years ago

Beautifully written and true I think.
Are Howard Jacobson’s books or essays studied at all for English Lit at schools or universities ?
I hope they are.

Richard Craven
Richard Craven
2 years ago
Reply to  Claire D

I doubt it. He’s far too white and Jewish for those woke racist turds.

Last edited 2 years ago by Richard Craven
Adam McDermont
Adam McDermont
2 years ago

Anti free speech zealots are unfortunately not confined to the elite. I remember being at university around the time of the Charlie Hebdo attack. I was surprised by the number of people who reasoned that those killed had it coming. Large sections of the public have reached an accommodation with Islamist savagery. The cultural divides in the West are so pronounced. Perhaps it is too much to hope that a peaceful solution to all of this can be found. If some sort of secession occurred, then I think there would be many leftists who would seek refuge in a culturally homogenous state having been scorned by mass immigration and Islamic terror. In this circumstance, I do not think they should be granted succour.

https://theheritagesite.substack.com/

Last edited 2 years ago by Adam McDermont
Maureen Finucane
Maureen Finucane
2 years ago
Reply to  Adam McDermont

I had the same discussion with a “lefty” friend who thought they’d incited it and bought it on themselves.

George Venning
George Venning
2 years ago

I don’t think I have ever seen the word “jocose” used in a critical sense before.

“Drat this novel, it is so playful, so full of jokes and merriment. Should its utterly unserious author ever face threats to his life on the basis of these confounded witticisms, I shall certainly not raise my voice in defence of all this mirth.”

Doesn’t sound like something someone would say.

Am I failing to read something between the lines?

Allison Barrows
Allison Barrows
2 years ago
Reply to  George Venning

And to use it twice! Yikes. I recoiled like Woody Allen at the word “jejune”.

Jeff Cunningham
Jeff Cunningham
2 years ago

Maybe he just learned what it means. People often try to use words they’ve just learned to show them off, but use them inappropriately.

Laurence Siegel
Laurence Siegel
2 years ago

I find the use of the word “jocose” to be jejune.
But it is a good word for describing J. K. Rowling’s novels. I haven’t read Rushdie’s, but I admire him for his bravery.

Michael James
Michael James
2 years ago

‘I don’t doubt that a sense of exclusion from a charmed circle of the righteous explains why so many writers who might have been expected to be vocal on Salman Rushdie’s behalf weren’t.’
I do doubt it. I suspect they were just cowards.

Conrad Goehausen
Conrad Goehausen
2 years ago

I must admit, I couldn’t get past the idea that calling Rushie’s novels “jocuse” is even a criticism. They are deliberately humorous, funny, even ridiculous in parts. I suppose one’s values are one’s own, but humor is one of my primary values, so I don’t get the idea that this is even wrong. The problem is that some people, like Islamists, have no sense of humor about many things, and poking fun at them is very dangerous. I get that not everyone likes Rushie’s writings, or they just don’t find him funny. I do, and I wouldn’t want anyone to stop writing simply because people don’t like anyone making fun of “sacred cows” just because they don’t find them funny.
btw, aren’t Jacobson’s own novels “jocuse”?

Last edited 2 years ago by Conrad Goehausen
Richard Hopkins
Richard Hopkins
2 years ago

Absolutely right, Conrad. Howard Jacobson’s novels are playfully funny, insightful and beautifully crafted. They are as humorous and profound as Kundera’s. Jacobson’s radio essays are well worth seeking out too. BBC Radio 4 – Point of View.

Nanu Mitchell
Nanu Mitchell
2 years ago

Jocose, not jacuse (jacuzzi?) has a self conscious Pickwickian weight to it. Ho ho ho I’m being funny- geddit? An astute comment by Jacobson .

Last edited 2 years ago by Nanu Mitchell
Martin Brumby
Martin Brumby
2 years ago

“There are no jokes in Islam”.

Ayatollah Khomeini

james goater
james goater
2 years ago
Reply to  Martin Brumby

It’s a terrifying quote, isn’t it. Thank you for the reminder.

Margaret TC
Margaret TC
2 years ago

Yesterday on Spiked they asked the very pertinent question where is the ‘Je suis Salman’ movement? The silence of the French left has been particularly telling.
https://www.spiked-online.com/podcast-episode/where-is-the-je-suis-salman-movement/?utm_source=Today+on+spiked&utm_campaign=ea4cc8d3f7-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2022_08_18_05_35&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_b6dc1b7df1-ea4cc8d3f7-99520242

Last edited 2 years ago by Margaret TC
Maureen Finucane
Maureen Finucane
2 years ago

No it’s not the same as being stabbed to death but cancellation amounts to destroying someone’s life and career and means of making a living which is the end result that the cancellers seek. Even an abject apology will not be deemed sufficient. Look at the recent case of Kate Clanchy.

David Simpson
David Simpson
2 years ago

“to freely listen” – not so easy, or very common.

Luke Chan
Luke Chan
2 years ago

If Jacobson had only just discovered that the fatwa was simmering instead of snuffed, he is a blind man indeed: Will Lloyd’s piece for this publication is instructive in how western society has, if anything, embraced it.

Gary Miles
Gary Miles
2 years ago

Well said Howard, I hope that this terrible event marks a turning point in the constant attack on free speech. And I hope those dullards at the Pleasance read this. They need to.

Brendan O'Leary
Brendan O'Leary
2 years ago

Thanks Howard, good to see you back.
(if you’ve ever been away)

Kris Beuret
Kris Beuret
2 years ago

It’s nothing new either – I was at a Jerry Sadowitz event in the Green Room in Manchester over twenty years ago and he walked out after 10 minutes due to the audience booing at his ‘upsetting’ jokes. I tried to follow to buy him a drink but he had rushed off.

Roger Inkpen
Roger Inkpen
2 years ago

This would have been even better hearing Howard read it. He is a regular contributor on Radio 4’s Point of View.
Catch up on BBC Sounds – or your preferred podcast platform (whatever that is!)

Robert Devaney
Robert Devaney
2 years ago

Let’s hope they washed their hands prior to shaking them

Jeremy Stone
Jeremy Stone
2 years ago

It is surprisingly difficult to discover what Sadowitz actually did or said. Except that, like Jacobson at the urinal, his member was on display (although in Sadowitz’s case to a slightly more numerous audience, and one which differed from Jacobson’s audience, Rushdie, in not expecting it). Context is important, you see. It does appear that Sadowitz, unlike Rushdie, starts from the intention to offend, and his defence is that the offensive speech is said to be encased in the quotation marks of art. Because the detail is so sparse, it is hard to know if this is true (or whether there are also dis-quotation devices at play, that get the offensive utterances out there all by themselves, after all). I have a nagging sense that when Jacobson defends Sadowitz he is invoking a free-speech defence when free speech is not the point at issue – namely the freedom to express beliefs that people disagree with. Sadowitz’s p***s is not a belief and probably it is not art, either.

Yousuf Hasan
Yousuf Hasan
2 years ago

No I do not agree with h some of the contents of the book. The author must understand the mentality of Salman. Why civilized reader dislike him? No matter Jew, Christian or Muslim that they believe Religion is a very sensitive issue. The respect of Prophet Peace Be Upon Him is an accepted fact. Why to disrespectful? Salman act is intolerance and Fatwa or No Fatwa he will remain most punishable person in Muslim world. The writer favoring remarks do not justify in civilized world.

james goater
james goater
2 years ago
Reply to  Yousuf Hasan

I regret that I have only one down vote to give you.

Richard Craven
Richard Craven
2 years ago
Reply to  james goater

I regret that I have only one up vote to give you.

Richard Craven
Richard Craven
2 years ago
Reply to  Yousuf Hasan

“The respect of Prophet Peace Be Upon Him is an accepted fact. Why to disrespectful?”
Because Mohammed was a paedo.

Last edited 2 years ago by Richard Craven