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Pity poor Neil Ferguson. For the past few months he’s been acclaimed — and denounced — as the most influential scientist in the UK. Now he’ll forever be Prof Pantsdown for breaching the lockdown instructions he’d issued to the rest of the nation. Even so, I feel sorry for him. Yes, he’s a total raging hypocrite, but so are countless thousands given half a chance. Almost all the doctors I know ignore half the health advice they issue to their patients – especially the part about recommended daily units of alcohol. A US university-based study into morality found that books on ethics (presumably borrowed by those studying moral philosophy) were more likely to be stolen from libraries than any other volumes on philosophy.
But we small islanders are never more at home with our own hypocrisy than when it concerns our sex lives. I’ve known married relationship counsellors warn clients against the perils of conducting love affairs, while having a string of lovers themselves. One tale that best demonstrates our wayward attitude to sexual mores involves my publican mother. When I was editing the Erotic Review magazine in the late 1990s (a job that raised eyebrows) my mum bumped into a church-going neighbour while walking in the local woods. In the course of conversation the woman said to mum, “I’m so sorry about Rowan, that all sounds dreadful”.
My mother replied she wasn’t the least bit embarrassed and was happy I was doing what I loved. At which point the neighbour, without missing a beat, said, “Actually, I was thinking of taking out a subscription for my husband.” Most middle-class Brits main concern when discussing sex is to give the appearance of conforming to societal norms. If the rules are suddenly relaxed within a friendly and discreet setting your average upright person may confide eye-popping misdemeanours.
The contradictory messages about sex are also apparent in people’s reactions to the BBC drama Normal People. It was announced this week that there had been 16 million downloads of the series in its first week on iPlayer. The pre-publicity and reviews all focused on the intense portrayal of sexual intimacy, which presumably helped boost the ratings.
Yet a number of comment pieces — and myriad threads on social media – expressed discomfort or shock at the unbridled coupling. One newspaper headline announced, “The sex scenes in Normal people give me the ick.” Which, in the stubbornly enduring spirit of Mary Whitehouse, is a bit like settling down to watch a dramatisation of The Kama Sutra and declaring yourself astonished there’s so much rumpy-pumpy.
If I hear there’s graphic violence in a film or TV series, I tend to opt not to watch it. Yes these sexually-tormented viewers of Normal People nobly struggle on, through every erotic last erotic frame. (Btw the director Lenny Abrahamson has pointed out the two stars were semi-clad in almost every sex scene, so clever cutting and camerawork gives you the sense it’s more explicit than it actually is.)
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SubscribeLust is like drink. It can be horribly destructive when it gets its claws into you. It can drive you to do all sorts of things. Only sustained time, patience, and effort can make it go away.
“Yes, he’s a total raging hypocrite, but so are countless thousands given half a chance.” To be fair, the difference is that no-one else has been telling the whole population to stay home since the end of March!
It is not just the hypocrisy, it is that many people really don’t like him and hold him responsible for the situation we are in, not entirely unjustly.
I have been conspiring with my 16 year old son ever since the news broke, trying to convince his mother to let him go and do a “Ferguson”. It is not the sex, as he has been sleeping with his girlfriend under our roof since before he turned 16 and we have very open conversations with all our children about sex lives and they react to hearing about ours in a most amusing (for us) way. It is just that she won’t break the rules until Boris relaxes them, even though she fully acknowledges all the rule breaking going on around her..
I bet Prof Pantsoff is releaved to be dubbed a philanderer now , rather than a deadly scientist later on. He won’t escape being called a national scaremonger, but for now it’s given him an excuse to get out of the cross-hairs.
Today is mothers day in Victoria Australia.
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Victorians, including protesters, told to stay home for Mother’s Day weekend
The government and police warned people on Friday that although there might soon be an easing of stay-at-home restrictions they must not pay any visits on Mother’s Day or attend planned protests in the CBD. Police Minister Lisa Neville said the message for the weekend remained “stay at home”.
In Victoria Australia they have banned people visitng their mothers on Mothers Day (today our time) in Victoria Australia.NATIONALVICTORIACORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC
Victorians, including protesters, told to stay home for Mother’s Day weekend
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Updated May 8, 2020
The government and police warned people on Friday that although there might soon be an easing of stay-at-home restrictions they must not pay any visits on Mother’s Day or attend planned protests in the CBD. Police Minister Lisa Neville said the message for the weekend remained “stay at home”.
I have not one shred of sympathy for the Neo-Marxist Doomsday Cult leader Neil Ferguson. He is wholly representative of the two tiered system of Neo-Marxism. Oppressive police overreach for the populace and a different set of rules for the Neo-Marxist Elites.
On that list are Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who told every other Canadian that would have to remain in place for Easter and skype their family. He only an hour later however got in a motorcade drove over a provincial border guarded heavily by RCMP thugs to go to his cottage with his family. He has the cover of state owned media and an official ban on any media that does not kiss his arse. So you may not be aware. The guardian won’t print a word.
Scotland’s chief medical officer, Catherine Calderwood caught not once but twice switching homes. At least she resigned, although I am guessing not by choice.
The sainted Jacinda, Prime Minister of New Zealand, only demoted her New Zealand’s health minister, Dr David Clark after he too drove extended distances and went for a cycle. Yes the doctor is not held to a higher but lower standard. Many, 685, NZers have been thugged by the police for terrible crimes of COVID rule breaking. But you won’t find Dr David Clark fined or facing the judge will you. Because PM Jacinda Ardern says New Zealand MP’s are “just too special”. He is still Health Minister today, Jacinda only took his secondary portfolio from him. What a joke. No fine, no pay cut. This is the poster girl for the Neo-Marxist Femanzi SJW CULT.
My point is the two very different standards being applied to the Elites of Neo-Marxist leadership. Contrast that with doors being kicked in (UK) and lone men being tackled (Australia) on secluded grass in parks and massive fines and/or imprisonment being imposed (Canada and US).
The US is often criticised but when Texas hairdresser defied COVID administrative order and the judge insisted she “Repent” publicly to avoid jail, she chose jail for her children and colleagues welfare. This is the heroism. Want a perfect modern woman with grit to hold up high to inspire both girls and boys. This lady is it.
Luckily the Governor, with advice of his great attorney general, to his credit rescinded that order because the judge in the case, another Neo-Marxist CULT acolyte, was going to let her rot in there until he got his apology.
Hooray for Shelley Luther and I applaud also Governor Greg Abbott for his wisdom.
The COVID 19 pandamic frightens people, I understand that. But the law should apply reasonably and equitably to all of us. Not one law for the Elites of Neo-Marxism CULTs and another for the populace. In my view all these minor infractions should be vacated.