Females in such species will therefore seek mates with heritable traits that will, in time, make their sons attractive to females. This is a positive feedback loop that leads to the evolution of exaggerated features like the peacock’s tail. It serves no other purpose than display — and what it signals is “mate with me and your sons will have a magnificent tail too.” If you’ve ever wondered why the male in so many species is more brightly attired than the female, there’s your answer. However, I do wonder if show-off males also serve as decoys — diverting the attention of predators away from better-camouflaged females and their young.
The evolution of males can be driven by other forces too. Male displays might be communicating more than the message “I’m gorgeous” — they might be saying “I’m healthy and well-fed, my feathers wouldn’t be so nice if I wasn’t capable of looking after myself.” Alternatively, sexually-selected male traits might not be about display at all, but some more direct way of winning the competition for females. Sheer size and strength, for instance, come in handy when you have to fight off other males. Which is why males in a species like the elephant seal are so much bigger than the females.
Then there’s the icky business of sperm competition — in which the struggle between males is more post-copulation than pre. In species where females are polygamous, the males evolve features that maximise the chances that their sperm will win the race to fertilise the egg. For instance, the intromittent organ (in mammals, the penis) may evolve into a shape designed to scoop-out the ejaculate of a previous suitor. It can get much weirder than that. One of my zoology professors once told of us of a species of gnat where the male organ breaks off inside the female thus blocking off access to subsequent visitors. Now, that’s what I call commitment.
A more common strategy is simply to up the volume of the ejaculate — flushing out the enemy, so to speak. That’s why testicle size to body mass ratio is an indicator of what kind of sex life a species is likely to have. The bigger the balls, the more promiscuous the species. Comparatively small balls tend indicate a monogamous lifestyle or a species where highly territorial males have exclusive access to the females they mate with.
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OK, so at what point does zoology become anthropology? It’s a highly sensitive subject — and rightly so. Things that are merely behaviour in animals fall under a complete different moral category when they occur among human beings. That, unfortunately, hasn’t stopped some scientists from providing evolutionary ‘explanations’ for abusive and criminal acts.
Of course, on one level we are animals too and thus products of our evolution. And yet while we are influenced by our biology, we are not prisoners of it. Indeed the sheer variety of human sexual behaviour, which ranges from freely embraced celibacy to the most extreme promiscuity, is proof that alone of all species we have a choice — whether as individuals or as societies.
There’s an old saying (attributed to Plato among others) that having a libido is like being shackled to a madman. That’s all too self-serving, especially of the madness of men. Biology is not an alibi.
In this respect, we are better guided by the Psalms than by Darwin:
“…what is man that You are mindful of him, or the son of man that You care for him? You made him a little lower than the angels; You crowned him with glory and honor.”
Whatever meaning you wish to find in these words, it is to the angels not the beasts that we should aspire.
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