Apparently dressing up doesn't make you more credible. Credit: Alberto Pezzali/NurPhoto via Getty Images

Iāve never reviewed a book before, and I fully intend to follow my editorās advice and be as impartial as possible. But just to make it clear from the outset, Douglas Murrayās The Madness of Crowds is an abomination. Itās a sustained invective against woke culture, an attempt to reverse all the hard work of passionate civil rights activists such as Rosa Parks, Mahatma Gandhi and Lily Allen.
Itās essentially an Alt-right handbook, and I donāt think itās too much to suggest that every copy ought to be incinerated. Preferably in a public square or something so that we can all see what happens when fascists try to spread their wicked ideology.
For the best part of 300 pages Murray spews his hateful bile ā on white paper, no less ā denouncing social justice, identity politics and intersectionality. Even the font has a certain heteronormative quality about it. He rails against āmillennial snowflakesā who all āidentify as attack helicoptersā and how āyou canāt say anything anymoreā and that āyou can go to prison for singing the national anthem these daysā. I mean, he doesnāt actually write any of these words, but we all know thatās what heās thinking.
The book is divided into four sections: āGayā, āWomenā, āRaceā and āTransā. These are all wonderful subjects ā coincidentally, they also happen to be the names of my tropical fish ā and so it is heart-breaking to see such noble ideas befouled in Murrayās grubby paws.
Needless to say, the last thing the world needs right now is yet another book by a straight white cis male. Iām told that Murray claims to be gay, but as journalist Jim Downs said of gay entrepreneur Peter Thiel after he appeared at the Republican National Convention, he āis an example of a man who has sex with other men, but not a gay manā. The idea that you can be gay and have conservative opinions is absurd. It was the same with Kanye West, who gave up being black once heād put on that MAGA hat.
Murray seems to believe that, as a society, we have gone āthrough the crash barrierā (a typically male Top Gear-style analogy) and messed everything up through our supposedly divisive obsessions with race, gender and sexuality. āIt is a curiosity of the age,ā Murray writes, āthat after the situation appears at the very least to be better than it ever was, it is presented as though it has never been worseā. What the hell would he know? As an ecosexual vegan intersectional feminist, I am surely better qualified than anyone to understand that ours is the most oppressive society on earth.
Murrayās ideas about gender and sexuality are so outdated that they are genuinely embarrassing to read. He relies on a whole range of pseudo-sciences such as āgeneticsā, āendocrinologyā and āfactsā. If heād bothered to take even a basic course in Gender Studies he would realise that all of these superstitions have long been discredited. He completely fails to understand the fundamental point that gender is an arbitrary social construct and has absolutely nothing to do with ābiologyā (except in the case of trans people who have been born in the wrong body).
Letās consider Murrayās chapter on race. Speaking as an ethnic minority ā literally nothing about me is white except for my skin colour ā I find it pretty vile that a white author has even been allowed to address the subject in the first place. He scoffs at the brave work of academics in the field of Whiteness Studies, such as Barbara Applebaum and Robin DiAngelo, who have repeatedly pointed out that there is nothing more racist than treating black people the same as everyone else. Murray is a perfect example of the type of privileged white man who gets all defensive when you point out what an evil scumbag he is.
His internalised homophobia is perhaps the saddest thing of all. He kink-shames gay pride marchers who choose to wear S&M gear, claiming that it is āoff-putting to whatever cause they are hoping to advanceā, and that āif the black civil rights movement had included a fetish section it would have been considerably easier to ignore its moral forceā. On the contrary, if Martin Luther King had regularly worn PVC harnesses and nipple clamps at his public speeches, Iām sure that people would have taken him far more seriously.
The Madness of Crowds is the most offensive book to have been penned since The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, or The Enid Blyton Book of Fairies (which is probably about gays or something; I havenāt read it). Iāve already contacted the police to report Murray for hate speech, which strikes me as a perfectly legitimate approach to reviewing a book. The officer I spoke to told me that Murray is āentitled to his opinionsā, which just goes to show the extent to which the fascist mentality has seeped into our law enforcement agencies.
But I shall persist. My daddy knows someone high up in the Crown Prosecution Service. With any luck, Murray will be arrested soon and we can all get back to the business of promoting tolerance.
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Titania McGrath is a radical feminist slam poet and activist. She is the author ofĀ Woke: A Guide to Social Justice.
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