May 18, 2022 - 10:30am
Manchester, 1906. “Fancy,” said Winston Churchill, born in the largest stately home in England, when canvassing with a friend as he considered an especially drab row of houses, “living in one of those streets, never seeing anything beautiful, never eating anything savoury — never saying anything clever!”
Never saying anything clever is the motto of the Churchill industry today. It should be stamped on all the participants’ heads. Last week Tariq Ali released Winston Churchill: His Life, His Crimes. You have already read it. Older readers may have read it the first time in 1970, when Robert Rhodes James published his comprehensive Churchill: A Study in Failure.
An older reader, one who lived through the events of Churchill’s life, would have known what these books and many others tell us: Churchill was a bounder, a serial failure, terrible at small talk, deluded, depressive, drunken, deficient in judgement, and systematically racist enough to be compared by his Secretary of State for India to Adolf Hitler.
But — put on some Elgar! — he must be defended. It’s just a shame that the swords flying out of scabbards are so rusty. Churchill was a “towering figure”, said a panto-incredulous Piers Morgan on his unloved show a few days ago, “coming under increasing attack from the woke brigade.”
It’s amusing to think of pickled-undergraduate Left-wing academics as being part of a “brigade”, as if they were all about to march off to Ukraine to be used as cannon fodder. Anyway, Piers’ guest was Douglas Murray. “They basically find him guilty of some Victorian attitudes,” he blinked. “Well, surprise, surprise if you’re born in Victorian England you might have some Victorian attitudes.” The trouble with this argument is that Leo Amery, Churchill’s previously mentioned Secretary of State who was so appalled by his views that he compared him to Hitler, was also born in 1873. Hmm.
Regarding their dedication to humourlessness, Churchill would have found his defenders as embarrassing as his detractors. “Gush, however quenching, is always insipid”, he once remarked.
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SubscribeI don’t think its unfair, or Leftist, to acknowledge that Churchill’s career did indeed involve many misjudgements and failures: Gallipoli, the return to the Gold Standard, and the Italian front to name three which immediately come to mind. He got one big thing right: the need to defeat Hitler – and he had the character to lead the nation in achieving that. That is why he is rightly estimated to be a great man.
That’s pretty much it in a nutshell. Understanding the need to defeat Hitler and leading his country — and its allies — in achieving that trumps by far his personal failures and foibles. Sure he was racist; those pasty Oxford Union Society students surely were non-racist. Tariq Ali might have preferred they led the country in the 1930s, but then, he’s a leftie clown.
Tariq Ali is a fossilised soixante-huitard who’s politics ceased to be relevant since the early 70s.
I wouldn’t write off the British Empire so quickly Will. Churchill’s imagined Union of the English Speaking People’s seems destined to be the last man standing against declining Russian and Chinese autocracies and a rudderless and weak European Union.
Andrew Roberts did a reasonable job of taking Tarig Ali’s arguments to pieces in The Spectator.
“Well, surprise, surprise if you’re born in Victorian England you might have some Victorian attitudes.” The trouble with this argument is that Leo Amery, Churchill’s previously mentioned Secretary of State who was so appalled by his views that he compared him to Hitler, was also born in 1873. Hmm.
Hmm indeed. So what does this tell us? That Victorian English culture – rather than being monolithic – was a compendium of shifting knowledge, beliefs and attitudes? That Amery held some attitudes that were diametrically opposed to Churchill’s? That both men were products of their time? etc etc.
Andrew Roberts and Simon Heffer have both both successfully eviscerated the shoddy half witted bilge produced by this antidiluvian leftover!
Easy to say. Might as well have said “Hitler, Schmitler.”
An excellent essay.Thank you.
For all his disadvantages, this barely 5’6” Harrovian pygmy, with a fairly low IQ, did magnificent service for this country, even if it meant the loss of Empire.
In fact the Empire was already in terminal decline as a result of the Pyrrhic victory of 1914-18.
One oft forgotten fact is that with his fall from office* because of the Dardanelles fiasco, he immediately headed to the Western Front and assumed command of an Infantry Battalion.
How many contemporary politicians would have the courage to do that?
(* Unfairly it must be said.)
He certainly did not have a low IQ.
If he had a low IQ then I am ******!
No attempt to get into Oxbridge*, and failed the Army entrance exam three times, finally joining that nadir of the service, “ the people’s Cavalry”?
(* Despite the colossal nepotism that could have been wielded by the Marlborough family.)
Have you read anything he wrote? Not attempting to get in to Oxbridge is a sign of high IQ.
You’ve read his account of the Harrow Entrance Exam?
Have you read his books? Your reliance on IQ as a measure of intelligence is rather quaint and frankly neanderthal.
Shall we say academically challenged then, to be thoroughly ‘modern’?
An academically challenged individual could not have written the brilliant History of the English-Speaking Peoples.
Amen to that.
I have no idea why he failed the Army exam., which I would not think difficult. Perhaps there was a reason significant at the time, or his answers were unorthodox, but surely there is ample evidence that he was above average in intelligence.
(It would be interesting to see his exam. papers.)
Not by his own very frank admission.
Gross heightism. Get thee gone
When captured by the Boers he claimed he was 5’9”!
Did he not have a lucrative sideline at Harrow knocking out well marked essays for lesser souls. Are you using your own system to assess IQ? It sounds like lazy writing.
Even he admits that he was fortunate to get into somewhere as mediocre as Harrow.
Regarding Churchill failing in his own terms : it’s been years since I read it, but wasn’t that essentially John Charmley’s argument in his bio of Churchill? Britain was thankfully on the winning side of the war but it ended the war basically broke, it’s empire on borrowed time, subordinate to America, Communism hegemonic in half of Europe, and Labour had defeated Churchill in a landslide.
‘Labour had defeated Churchill in a landslide’
The greatest act of ingratitude in history, as I have seen it described.
My father always told me that all the servicemen (of which he was one) voted Labour because they promised demobilisation, whereas it was suspected that Churchill wanted to maintain the forces at their wartime strength for the next war against Soviet Russia. Oddly I’ve never seen this point being made in the history books.
My father was an officer in the middle east, and told me that in 1945, the Education Corps (a) gave numerous lectures extolling Labour, and then (b) organised the ballot. He was bitter decades later, especially because such people had managed to avoid danger during the war, and because he didn’t like being deprived of such an important vote.
I have only once seen any other reference to this, which was by Simon Heffer, who said it was a myth. Well, my apolitical father thought it no myth, so neither do I.
Both my mother and father thought Churchill of great importance in 1940, because he miraculously came to the forefront, replaced the previous floundering (resonant with today), and expressed fluently exactly what everyone was feeling. Morale soared.
Churchill was a bounder, a serial failure, terrible at small talk, deluded, depressive, drunken, deficient in judgement, and systematically racist enough to be compared by his Secretary of State for India to Adolf Hitler.
“But he had a marvellous singing voice” came my retort.
Anyway, to continue this line of character description, perhaps a more apropos comparator of racist attitudes would be Karl Marx, IIRC.
How anyone can write about Churchill without mentioning his overwhelming claim to greatness is beyond me, which show many of these commentators to be complete moral pygmies. Churchill was the right man at the right time and the right place in May 1940 who prevented us becoming a Nazi puppet state! It happened to France, and it could easily have happened here. And then, decades or more of Nazi domination of Europe, no US intervention whatever might have happened vis a vis Japan. The Soviet Union would have either been a Nazi ally or an uneasy enemy, either way Europe would have been under totalitarian domination. So then, forget any discussion of black rights, gay rights, Brexit (we would have been in an enforced German economic union etc etc).
Maybe Will’s just mad because Douglas doesn’t want to date him.
Douglas has eyes only for Chris Williamson
A lovely short article, full of warmth and humour. Thank you.
Intelligence: he did of course win the Nobel prize for literature (1953).
Not normally awarded to dumbos.
Churchill was born in 1874!
I don’t read books on British history by former colonials with an axe to grind.
Thank goodness for this kind of thing, and good on Unherd for producing it. I only wish it were ten times longer.
Piers Morgan and Douglas Murray indeed.
Jeez this wandering diatribe challenging the different sides also fails somewhat in its objective to add to the debate about Churchill.
Is this just click bait?
Those of us with a background, by education and/or avocation, in history are quite aware that most of those having an effect in a significant manner were not always correct in their judgements. What matters is that they prescient about the long view and took actions to influence what they believed were necessary corrections. By that measure, Churchill is most certainly a positive mover. By contrast, Wellesley, though successful on the battlefield, can not be said to be more than an average politician and statesman. Few have seen the achievement of their efforts completed in their lifetimes but most of the principled ones have seen further than their own time.
So easy to condemn figures of the past by cherry picking moments and judging from a distance. Whatever Churchill may have been, or not been, he was the man who behaved like a leader in the worst of times, and won. Something I cannot imagine of any world leader these days.
“Churchill was born in Rome”. Is this a metaphor or just a mistake?