October 16, 2020 - 7:00am
Imagine a smoothie made with baked beans. Disgusted? Horrified? You’re supposed to be. Even the greatest bean aficionados like myself have a gag response.
Which is why Innocent Smoothies this week pretended to launch a bean smoothie, alongside a new smoothie with oats in. I can imagine the play-by-play in the marketing focus groups. Oats in a smoothie sounds a bit weird. How can we get people to open their minds? Let’s extend the ‘Overton Window’ for smoothie ingredients by proposing something outlandish. Bean smoothies make oat smoothies seem normal.
Innocent even teamed up with Heinz to make it more plausible. So far, so April Fools Day.
But what’s the exit strategy for a fake product launch? When do you admit you made it up? On the first click-through, surely?
No. That’s when Not-So-Innocent-After-All did something that makes me so angry I want to pour their overpriced fruit sludge over the heads of everyone in their marketing department. They lied about lying. This is the tweet they are now promoting into my timeline:
IMPORTANT BEAN-BASED DISCLAIMER
We have NOT made a bean smoothie. We have no idea where these stories have come from but it's clear that social media has once again bean fuelling the spread of misinformation.
Sincerely,
the innocent department of not adding beans to things pic.twitter.com/ed0oZLMLOB— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 12, 2020
Click through to their Twitter bio and you will see that the original bean announcement is their pinned tweet. Challenge them on this, as various people have, and they reply “No it isn’t”. Or “The first thread was a typo” or “It was a rumour someone started to discredit us.”
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I am deeply shocked that a company that is owned by a vast multi-national has not acted with the highest of moral values. Where am I now to go for moral guidance?
If this is the stuff Twitter users obsess about then I am glad not to use it, but please Polly, leave this nonsense in Twitter where it no doubt belongs.
I think its good, we shouldn’t take anything anyone or any organisation says at face value. We need to rebuild genuine critical thinking (as opposed to critical theory) so people can use reason rather than bias or more likely tribalism.
Really, who cares? It is the job of commercial brands to attract attention or gain sales with various wheezes and claims. It is our job, as consumers, to see through them, or decide that we want to buy into it. Innocent sells overpriced smoothies that probably do you no good whatsoever and come in plastic bottles, but if people want to buy them that is their choice.
The problem is that, over the last 40 years or so, the tricks and tactics of harmless brands have been applied to all areas of our life, including the so-called mainstream media and all areas of governance. Thus the average govt department probably disseminates more disinformation in a day than the ad industry disseminates in a year. The ad industry is at least regulated to some extent as to various product claims, which cannot be said of govt departments.
Oh please, are you really that surprised that a company is trying to play this old trick? If you are, I think you’ve got some growing up to do.
I think what this article highlights is not that brand marketing is manipulative — of course it is — but that the post-reality “fake news” meme has attained such cultural penetration that it’s now a viable marketing strategy. We should be worried about that, since by the time megacorporations adopt something (gay rights, feminism, wokeness) it’s after that thing has attained cultural hegemony. In other words, it’s not any more worrisome than usual that some oat brand (that, frankly, I’ve never heard of) is doing deceptive advertising; but it is worrisome that it’s doing it in this way.
It’s not a friendly neighbourhood company,that’s just their marketing shtick ,they’re part of a vast multinational !
Part of the problem of contemporary discourse,lack of trust, was deliberately cultivated by ‘brands’ as far back as the 1950s when tobacco companies deliberately introduced obfuscation and fake ‘evidence’ to help promote their products, their methods permeated politics and now ,here we are . . . . .
The whole article reads like an April Fool’s, lol.