So au revoir, Sue Gray. Labour really is speedrunning the timeline of a government in crisis: it took Theresa May almost a year, and a near-defeat in a general election, before she had to ditch her hand-chosen lieutenants, Nick Timothy and Fiona Hill. It’s taken Keir Starmer three months.
There will be much written on what this says about the government, and the likely impact on the Downing Street operation. But we must not overlook that Gray hasn’t left government altogether — and that her new role could provide plenty of scope for causing mischief.
The Prime Minister has appointed her “envoy for the nations and regions”. This is a new title, and it could be a non-job. But it implies that Gray is going to be at the heart of Labour’s policy for devolution and the Union, and that’s very bad news.
Back in July, less than two weeks after Labour took office, Gray was accused of “subverting Cabinet” by trying to take personal control of the decision of whether or not to award tens of millions in taxpayers’ money to Casement Park, the main GAA stadium in Belfast.
In 2020 she failed to be appointed head of the Northern Ireland Civil Service, which for historic reasons is separate to the rest of the Home Civil Service. While no formal reason was given, Gray was reportedly a polarising figure, and was “particularly disliked by the DUP” due to her links to Irish nationalism.
These suspicions go back a long way. A key part of Gray’s story is the period during which she took a career break to run a pub in County Down. The rumour is that she was working for British intelligence, but the most famous anecdote — she was let through an IRA roadblock after they recognised her, and she received a welfare check-up afterwards — puts one more in mind of Shecky Greene’s famous joke about Frank Sinatra’s alleged links to the mob: “Frank Sinatra saved my life. Five guys were beating me up and Frank said, ‘Okay, he’s had enough.’”
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SubscribeErr…there were 14 years of Conservative rule? Really? Well, well…
Of course she fitted into those 14 years perfectly, they were run by people just like her..
Starmer: You have to go Sue, this is now getting too dicey!
Gray: Ok, but I’m not giving up 170K, so I’ll want something else juicy in exchange.
Starmer: You can have devolution – I know you want to push through Irish reunification, and it can count as your pro-malo pro-bono, but, um, paid.
Gray: Deal. And never forget, I know where the bodies are buried.
Sue Gray gave Lord Alli a Downing Street pass in return for £10,000 towards her son’s successful election campaign. It will be worth keeping an eye on that angle. Here in “the regions”, we are to welcome Gray as the Prime Minister’s Envoy to us. Haven’t we suffered enough? As for Morgan McSweeney, he was the Director of Labour Together when it was fined for having failed to declare £730,000 worth of donations and for having broken electoral law more than 20 times.
An envoy is a representative of one government to another. The government in Westminster are *our* representatives, they are *our* envoys.
It is the epitomy of central government and North London wallah thinking that they send an envoy to the regions. They act and behave like the regions are some distant outposts of an empire when we’re the sodding people that sent them to Westminster to represent us. We’re supposed to already have 650 envoys.
More Cabinet Government and less by aides in the PM’s Office would be good for Britain.
I agree.
An ‘envoy’ from where, pray? London, one presumes.
Envoys go to foreign countries.
To where for Sue? Presumably, er, ‘the bit of Britain that isn’t London’.
That tells me all I need to know about our metropolitan elite and their ghastly leader.
Sue Gray is 67 years old. It is about time she retired. If Starmer were a real leader, he would just have sacked her.
Look at the Rayner comedy. You’re sacked. I won’t go. Oh all right. And I want to be your deputy. Oh all right.
More Cabinet Government and less government by aides to the PM would be a good idea for Britain.
…so she can be Keir’s Representative on Earth.