And there were other advantages. Not only did Slovenes in the 90s come of age unscarred by war they also entered the 21^st century free of association with trauma in the minds of everyone else, unlike their Croat counterparts. Indeed, Slovenia was and still is barely associated with anything, except perhaps Slovakia, due to the confusing similarity of the two country’s names.

Yet this is not a terrible thing. When Western publishers in the 1990s went looking for an author who could write about Yugoslavia, they wanted war and suffering, and found the Croatian writer Slavenka Drakulic. Nobody bothered looking for Slovenians, who were free to define themselves before the rest of the world without reference to a tragedy.

Indeed, those Slovenians who have acquired global renown are an interesting, and provocative, bunch. The most famous living Slovenian is undoubtedly Melania Trump, the long-suffering spouse of the former president of the USA. But readers of UnHerd will also be familiar with Slavoj Žižek, who is probably the most famous philosopher alive today. Unlike many thinkers from what used to be referred to as Eastern Europe, he is not called upon to be a dissident or “tragic” and is so free to be a gadfly, whether he be writing Lacanian interpretations of classic operas or knocking out an entire book on David Lynch’s Lost Highway.

Still more famous than Žižek is the band Laibach, who over the past 40 years have gone from outraging the authorities in communist Yugolsavia, to performing totalitarian versions of pop songs while dressed an awful lot like Nazis, to playing songs from The Sound of Music in Pyongyang. Strikingly, that 2015 concert was described by The New York Times and the BBC as the first performance by a “Western rock band” in North Korea. Thus was Slovenia’s journey from the margins to the centre made complete, albeit in the most unexpected of ways.

Croatia, on the other hand, is yet to produce an ironic cultural theorist profiled by Vice or an avant-garde rock band that stands alongside Coca Cola as a symbol of decadent Western freedoms. Yet, who knows? As the Yugoslav wars recede ever further into the past that may soon change. After all, a new generation has already forgotten about the real Siege of Dubrovnik and today knows this Croatian city only as King’s Landing, an imaginary place where imaginary battles in Game of Thrones took place, with equally imaginary casualties.