If you happen to be an occultist, as of course I am, one thing you’ll encounter fairly often is people asking you what their dreams mean. I’ve made a habit of shrugging, saying that I have no idea, and for good reason. Until quite recently, dreams weren’t something I’d studied; I had a long list of other branches of occultism I wanted to learn, and only so many hours in a day — or night.
I’d also discovered, on the past occasions when I’d kept a notebook by my bed and recorded my dreams, that the books on dream interpretation I’d found made zero sense out of them. Maybe I’m just weird — unsurprisingly that suggestion has been made tolerably often — but my dreams didn’t seem to fit into any of the usual patterns. I read Freud, of course, and Jung, and also some of the literature on dreams that came into fashion in the late 20th century. But I ended up wondering whether I was dreaming in Martian or something. So, I temporarily filed the whole thing away.
Recently, though, since the passing of my wife Sara, I’ve had more time to fill than usual. After a series of vivid dreams, I decided to give dreamwork another try. So I put a notepad and a pen on the nightstand, and started collecting my dreams. But they were just as odd as before, and the dream books just as unhelpful. Then — ah, then! — came a dream I could actually interpret.
No, it wasn’t one of those big life-changing dreams that Jungian theorists like to write about. I was sitting at a table with three women, two of them older and one young. They were talking about craft projects. One of the older women explained to the younger one that, if she wanted her project to succeed, she would have to be ready to give presentations to audiences on the ninth day of each month. The young woman replied that this meant she would have to start collecting information right away. The older woman smiled and said, yes, exactly.
That was the dream. The context was that, the day before, I’d agreed to give a presentation towards the end of June about Masonic history to a local group of Freemasons, who, one must add, like to refer to their organisation as “the Craft”. I realised as I reflected on the dream that it was offering specific advice about my project: I needed to have my presentation finished by the ninth of June, and that I’d better get busy collecting information for it.
That is to say, it was making a prediction. That was when doors started swinging open, because until the late 19th century dreams were understood as omens, predictions, and warnings. Whilst most cultures acknowledged that dreams sometimes gave false predictions (in Homer’s Iliad, Zeus deliberately sent the Greek king Agamemnon a “lying dream” to help the Trojans), oneiromancy, or divination through dreams, was shared by nearly all the world’s cultures, from Mesopotamia to mediaeval Japan. When the Egyptian pharaoh had a dream about seven plump and seven scrawny cows, Joseph didn’t interpret it psychologically as a reflection of the pharaoh’s relationship with his mother, or an effusion from the collective unconscious. He read it as a prediction — and, at least according to Genesis, he was right.
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SubscribeThe thing about ‘prediction’ is that if it’s possible, it actually changes nothing since its accuracy renders it unable to do so. If its false, it’s a waste of time and someone’s loose change, whether flung at the author or not.
The potential businesswoman who was doubting her own idea could also have saved herself the “bills with big numbers on”, for pretty obvious reasons.
Is there anything else to say about this? Well, anyone with any degree of professionalism would realise they’d need to gather information before making a presentation. If it took a dream to awaken the author to this requirement, or to spur him into action, what makes him think he’s got anything worth telling us, other than about a hodge-podge of human gullibility? Maybe there’s some value in that!
Some presentations work better in the absence of information. I mean, Donald Trump tends not to prepare for his speeches.
And yet Biden gives his speeches in a comatose mode. Perhaps he’s channeling Zul or Lodi?
Your first sentence is inaccurate. If a prediction is correct one can act on it to one’s advantage. I believe some seer’s prediction that Apple stocks will rise sharply in three months. I buy Apple stock, the market rises and I make money. I call that ‘changing something’.
I’m not a believer but nor am I entirely sceptical. In 1970 I went with my then fiancée to a Tibetan lama regarded as an expert in mo, prediction using beads. He told us that I would have three children but she would have none, which appalled her but came true. But he also said I would die around 54 years of age while she would live into her 70s. I’m 76 and she, sadly, never saw 40.
As for dreams, the next year in Bangkok I had an extraordinarily vivid dream in which a tall, blond beefy American and a short dark one with a moustache raided a house I was in, terrifying me. Several hours later the exact same pair, accurate down to the moustache, busted me at Don Muang airport and consigned me to Klong Prem prison, the notorious Bangkok Hilton. I saw into the future, no ifs or buts, in that dream. Make of it what you will.
An (untypically ;-)) brief comment from me:
astrology – no (even if it’s “political astrology)
Tarot – no
I Ching – possibly yes, but there the predictions are very (and I mean, very) broad, so it might be helpful in some cases if interpreted correctly
dreams – yes, but a qualified “yes”: i.e., some dreams, for some people, and the dreams need to be interpreted individually, not based on dream books, Freudian, Jungian or other methodologies, as the symbolism depends of the specific person and the specific situation.
The author demonstrated your last point himself, which he then sought to extrapolate into some kind of (lucrative) universality.
He’s an intellectual lightweight.
Yes, indeed, he described what I said in my last point. However, he did it in such a long-winded way that the idea was almost lost and, in addition, this point was soooo watered down by all previous and subsequent points that he insisted on making…. (The requisite number of words?).
Very true what you say about lucrative universality (and a good choice of words, too :-)). Also fully agree re the lack of intellectual gravitas.
When I saw the title, I was intrigued, because one could share some interesting observations and thoughts on the topic. Especially when it is on UnHerd, not in some silly women’s magazine.Then I saw the name of the author and lowered my expectations. Unfortunately, that proved to be justified…
Perhaps. But he’s a right hemisphere heavyweight and, to paraphrase Iain McGilchrist (note: not Roger Sperry et al), the right hemisphere is the gaffer, whereas the left, with all its abstractions, generalisations and concepts, is just the gofer.
About the right v left hemisphere. Recently I’ve had some small talk with a neuropsychologist who said that this dichotomy was disproved. The context was not particulary conducive to a more in-depth conversation (as I said, it was just some small talk). I took a mental note, because this seemed interesting, but, to my shame, have never looked into it.
Maybe you know more and could recommend me some reading? To avoid any misunderstanding stemming from communication online, would like to emphasise that this is a serious question.
Thank you in advance for any further information 🙂
You’ve read The Master and his Emissary?
Oh, thank you for recommending this! To my shame, I hadn’t even heard of it. I’ve just checked it and the book seems intriguing, indeed.
Could you also suggest something more recent, refuting the theory about the differing functions of the left v the right hemisphere? Would be very grateful! 🙂
Btw, for me it was very interesting to learn how in yoga the functions of the right hemisphere were described very precisely – and five thousand years ago! Impressive, isn’t it? Thousands of years of accumulated empirical knowledge are not to be discarded out of hand…
Thank you once again and if you could recommend some additional reading would be most grateful! 🙂
Hi Vesselina. The context I’ve read concerning new ideas related to left/right hemispheres is limited to intuitive/creative vs. rational personality traits.
My understanding is that it’s still agreed that certain functions tend to be handled by the left or by the right hemisphere, but there is some question about how much of the personality is influenced by supposed preference of one hemisphere over another.
Where it was once taken for granted, at least in popular understanding, that personality was determined by a supposed dominant side of brain, there is now conflicting evidence about that.
To take one example:
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/right-brainleft-brain-right-2017082512222
His summary: “If you’ve always thought of yourself as a ‘numbers person’ or a creative sort, this area of research doesn’t change anything. But it’s probably inaccurate to link these traits one side of your brain. We still don’t know a lot about what determines individual personality; but it seems unlikely that it’s solely the dominance of one side of the brain or the other that matters most.”
Doubt about “what matters most” isn’t the same as saying “plays no role.” It isn’t even denying the possibility that one hemisphere plays a significant role. It’s just saying it’s now thought that one hemisphere or the other likely doesn’t exert the greatest influence on personality.
Lots of baloney here of course, but he’s usually fun. The best advice I got about dreams was to always tell people that their interpretation was right.
For me, giving a platform to an occultist doesn’t qualify as “fun” or worthy of UnHerd.
I confidently predict that this bloke will continue to earn himself a decent living waffling half-baked nonsense, no, make that completely uncooked nonsense, to a wide audience who will continue to lap it up. People be weird. If he’s so prescient why wasn’t he telling us all about the War of Trump’s Ear thirty books ago? And betting on it? The ancient druidical term for this sort of guff is ‘Ye lode of olde cobblers’.
I’m not going to say that the author can not possibly predict future events by way of divination. I will say that it’s a very silly idea to do so because such knowledge is not meant for him, or anyone else he shares it with. I suggest he goes to Church, confesses his wrongdoing to Christ his God, and does not do it again.
I guarantee that the money he makes from this stuff will not afford him his soul.