For those wishing the Church of England were a little more devout, it will come as no consolation that its senior clergy are increasingly signed up to the gospel of Black Lives Matter. Archdeacon of Liverpool Miranda Threlfall-Holmes was ratioed on social media last night after she postedĀ about her realisation that what the Church needs is more anti-whiteness.

Having attended a conference on the subject in the autumn, Threlfall-Holmes (who is white) claims she realised that ā€œwhiteness is to race as patriarchy is to gender.ā€ For anyone confused, the cleric explained that ā€œletā€™s have anti-whiteness, & letā€™s smash the patriarchy.ā€ Sounds good. But whatā€™s this? ā€œThatā€™s not anti-white,ā€ she added. ā€œThatā€™s anti-oppression.ā€ Bemused commenters on Threlfall-Holmesā€™s post were told to ā€œseek out the training.ā€ When is anti-whiteness not anti-white? Well, Audre Lorde does move in mysterious waysā€¦