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Cosmo Landesman Toby Young and Julie Burchill (The Modern Review)

Cosmo Landesman Toby Young and Julie Burchill (The Modern Review)


September 7, 2021   6 mins

You could have knocked me down with a feather when I read in the Evening Standard last month that “legendary Nineties hellraiser magazine Modern Review” is making a comeback. It was the first I’d heard of its return since I closed it down in 1997. “Burchill won’t be involved,” a source confirmed, which is probably for the best. It won’t be anywhere as good as my one.

This month marks 30 years since the first publication of the Modern Review, the magazine which I co-founded with Toby Young, my then soulmate, and Cosmo Landesman, my then husband. Toby was a teenager when I met him in 1984, his academic family living next door to Cosmo’s in Islington. When I abandoned my first marriage and small son at the age of 24 to elope with Cosmo, I promptly annexed Toby as my amigo-in-chief. (We were such a close threesome that my son, Jack, was blessed with the middle name Tobias.)

It all started on a sunny spring day in 1990; as we queued for a rollercoaster at Thorpe Park, Cosmo and Toby were talking about Intellectual Stuff while Jack and I — both video game addicts — chattered away about Mario. When Toby joined our conversation, I remember marvelling at his ability to one minute bang on about the Frankfurt School and some bird called Theodora Dorno, and the next do an impression of Bart Simpson. It occurred to me that he was a new type of person — as much concerned with Baywatch as Beowulf — who needed a new type of magazine. And so we started to plot: “I’ll be boss because I’m the rich one and Toby, you’ll be the editor because you’re the clever one.”

It certainly helped that I was loaded. Sometime in the Eighties, in my late 20s, I was earning more than the Prime Minister and the Chancellor combined, simply by writing for newspapers and magazines. Then I pocketed an advance of £100,000 to write a smutty novel about a girl reporter on the make, called Ambition. But there’s only so much cocaine a person can take — and even after I gave away a not insignificant proportion of my earnings to charity every month, there was still quite a bit left, so I started us off with a few thousand.

A saintly patron since my impoverished teenage days, Peter York, declared his willingness to invest — and John le Carré sent us a cheque too. But it was tireless Toby who did the legwork; after a year of begging letters he amassed £16,666.50 — just £1,983,333.50 short of his £2 million target.

Toby used to say that he had “negative charisma”; he’d walk into a room and everyone would loathe him. Cosmo told me that he’d given Toby the classic anti-hero novel What Makes Sammy Run — and Toby read it as a users’ manual rather than a cautionary tale. But I never saw that: I adored him. He was full of life — more exuberant than anyone I’d ever met. So I wasn’t surprised when he gathered around him a coterie of very clever youngsters who got it completely.

LOW CULTURE FOR HIGHBROWS was our strap-line; inside our first issue of Autumn 1991 our two-page mission statement was accompanied by images of Bart Simpson and Roland Barthes. “Imagine if FR Leavis was editing Smash Hits!” I said at the time.

The run-up was very dramatic — as Toby put it a decade ago: “We couldn’t afford a laser printer, so the literary editor, who also happened to be the assistant arts editor of the European, sneaked us into Robert Maxwell’s newspaper emporium and showed us how to use the equipment. When Maxwell found out he applied for an injunction against the magazine and, when that failed, pursued us through the courts for damages.” On the eve of the court case, which would have without doubt bankrupted us, Maxwell went for a midnight swim — and we were off.

I didn’t keep anything from those days, but Cosmo still has a collection of old copies, including an ironic “home-shopping catalogue” supplement that features a Julie Burchill doll, basically a Barbie dressed in black with dark hair: “Pull the string and she tells you how much she earns.”

Keanu Reeves did not respond to requests for comment.

The covers and headlines were funny and forthright – “KEANU REEVES – YOUNG, DUMB AND FULL OF COME”; “WHY PRINCE CHARLES MAKES ME SICK” (Guess who by?); DI HARD: WHY DIANA IS OUR POP PRINCESS; (Me again!) POSH SPICE – IS SHE FUCK!; WAZZA MAZZA WIZ GAZZA? (David Runciman — now a distinguished academic.)

Our writers were brilliant and diverse. Nick Hornby before he was famous. The eternal enigma that is Ian Penman, who I chased down and snogged into submission. A review by one of the Velvet Underground — Sterling Morrison — of a book about the Velvet Underground. A very amusing ongoing column by Cheers writer Rob Long of conversations with his agent. A young Louise Doughty, now a famous novelist, visited D.M. Thomas for writing tips and found a dirty old man. Mark Steyn took down the untouchable Dennis Potter; Richard Littlejohn took a hatchet to the hypocrisy of the broadsheet newspapers and their parasitical relationship with the tabloids.

There was an ongoing column — so pertinent now — called If I Ran The BBC, written variously by Garry Bushell, Mariella Frostrup and Quentin Crisp. See what I mean by diverse? Today, when the word is deployed by the likes of the BBC, it just means people of various hues and sexualities all saying the same thing on everything from the importance of breakfast to the horridness of Brexit.

As for me, when I wasn’t drooling over pop stars half my age, I was getting into massive squabbles with academics. The best one, with Professor Camille Paglia, ending with me elegantly advising her to “Fuck off, you crazy old dyke”, became such a classic spat that it remains plastered over the internet — sadly, unlike the rest of our wonderful publication.

From a starting circulation of 5,000, we were soon up to 30,000 — not a lot, but imagine if there’d been Google back then! When one of our journalistic heroes, the brilliant James Wolcott of Vanity Fair, came to London to write a profile of us, we couldn’t believe our luck. But a few years down the line (or lines, considering the amount of coke I was keeping my young Stakhanovites going with) all was not tickety-boo between Toby and myself.

Perhaps we had just been too close not to combust, like a passionate love affair. The New Lad fad had arrived, and as someone who’d been a feminist since the age of 12, when I shoplifted The Female Eunuch, I didn’t want us associated with it — we were too good for that.

Take Elizabeth Hurley. I thought she was a smasher, and was delighted when she agreed to read excerpts from Ambition as a free giveaway with the magazine. But I was starting to feel I knew her nipples better than my own. She obviously felt the same and upon hearing that Toby was planning to publish some revealing photographs of her, hired a scary law firm to dissuade him. Quite right too. “We’re not bloody Loaded!” I snarled at him.

But it was to be another vamp who put an end to our phenomenal fun. Toby mentioned that he had met — and slept with — a girl called Charlotte Raven and was employing her as an editorial assistant. Her name alone thrilled me, and when I heard that her dad was rich, and discovered that we had a pleasant time in bed — mostly at Blakes Hotel — I decided on a whim that I wanted her to be editor instead.

Toby, understandably, closed the magazine down in the summer of 1995. Charlotte compared him to Hitler, which is when I started to go off her. Our relationship was never going to last; I had my eye on her younger brother within three months, whom I’m still married to after a quarter of a century.

But I think the Modern Review would have folded within the year anyway. We were victims of our own success; all the broadsheets started to poach our writers. As John Harris of the Guardian put it: “Out of all proportion to its meagre resources, it soon comprehensively redrew the cultural map, forever wiping the high-cultural smirk from the face of Britain’s critics.”

What happened to this silly lot of self-important kids? I’m still looking for trouble — and finding it — at the age of 62. Cosmo wrote an excellent book called Starstruck in 2009. Charlotte has a terminal illness; her book Patient 1 is published in November. Toby did the best of all of us; now founder and director of the Free Speech Union.

Could the Modern Review happen today, in this weak world of echo chambers, cry-bullies and cancel culture? I suspect not. We no longer live in a time when two people can be rude to each other without running to the authorities. I feel sorry for the brightest kids of today, desperately wanting to be journalists but terrified that one unconventional thought might find them finished before they’re started.

As for me and Toby and Cosmo and my bright little boy Jack, whose beautiful mind was eaten alive by madness and who took his own life six years ago, we’ve all lost a lot along the way in the 30 years since we queued up, waiting for thrills. But we’ll always have that rollercoaster.


Julie Burchill is a journalist, playwright and author of Welcome to the Woke Trials, available now. Her latest play, Awful People, co-written with Daniel Raven, comes to Brighton Pier in September 2023.

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J Bryant
J Bryant
3 years ago

I’m dreading the next few years of woke TV, movies, journalism, fiction, the arts in general. It’s not so much the politics as the fact it will probably be incredibly preachy and tedious.
Where do we find engaging, edgy entertainment these days?

Gunner Myrtle
Gunner Myrtle
3 years ago
Reply to  J Bryant

Edgy is a gay black republican- or going to church every Sunday. It is pretty amusing that being a conservative now makes you part of the counter culture.

Dustshoe Richinrut
Dustshoe Richinrut
3 years ago
Reply to  J Bryant

Where might you find engaging, edgy entertainment these days? Perhaps in the comeback version of Modern Review. Maybe they’ll have an interview with the Swedish comeback group ABBA.

Dustshoe Richinrut
Dustshoe Richinrut
3 years ago

But the lady here won’t be involved, in this comeback version, they say.

Julie Burchill
Julie Burchill
3 years ago

I’m a pariah!

Terry Needham
Terry Needham
3 years ago
Reply to  Julie Burchill

I’ve always wanted to be a pariah. Never quite made it.

Dapple Grey
Dapple Grey
3 years ago
Reply to  J Bryant

Try Korean drama. It’s just so much better than anything made in the west.

ralph bell
ralph bell
3 years ago

Julie still writes with such vibrancy and ‘couldn’t give a F**k’ attitude, I love her articles and book reviews.
I remember her comments to Guardian columnist: ‘F**k me shoes’ lol.
A revolution against woke needs Julie at the helm.

Richard Powell
Richard Powell
3 years ago
Reply to  ralph bell

No, it was Germaine Greer who used the expression in describing the Guardian columnist.

ralph bell
ralph bell
3 years ago
Reply to  Richard Powell

Oh I thought it was the spat with Suzanne Moore but ur right is was Greer. Julie was with the Trans comments.

Simon Denis
Simon Denis
3 years ago

It’s the sheer colour and gaiety of life in those days – the wonderful variety of characters and views – I laughed out loud over the retort to Camille Paglia – and in a world where people realise that words are a) just words and b) meant in a variety of ways – they tickle and don’t bruise. By comparison with that, we’re in a sort of elasticated version of East Germany.

Dapple Grey
Dapple Grey
3 years ago
Reply to  Simon Denis

One of the problems is that the rules change every day – and as someone can be cancelled for what they said or did several decades ago, what hope is there for anyone who wants to make a name for themselves.

Lesley van Reenen
Lesley van Reenen
3 years ago

An increasingly frequent refrain of mine…. what has happened to the young and wild and independent? Free love? In the 60s, 70s and 80s the youth were wild, rebellious, debating and pushing the boundaries. Nowadays there is lack of freedom of speech, groupthink, illiberal mores underlined by vicious anger for the wrong reasons. The heavy lifting continues to fall on the middle aged and the old.

Galeti Tavas
Galeti Tavas
3 years ago

I was there, often in the thick of it but more as an observer, and the main part of how I experienced those days was really squalor. I spent years as a very obscure kind of person – a ‘Road Freak’, that era word for a person who spent years and years living on the road out of a back pack, broke, hitchhiking ( over 50,000 miles), living rough. A road freak being someone addicted to the road, although it was self destructive and exceedingly harsh and wasteful of ones youth – we just kept doing it because when stopped, we remained poor, but stationary in squalor, so would hit the road as at least it was variety.

I hung with all kinds, lots of Southern poor druggies and Red Necks, Hippies, and just fringe people who cannot make it in society, addicts, West Coast counterculture, and foreign peoples, university students, artists, city roughs, underclass of all kinds, Cults, and the lost souls who are displaced and miserable with no where to go who live on the fringes of the road – so I saw a lot, but mostly just sat around broke living under a bridge or off in some wild place, or on the streets or thousands of miles of walking, and standing with my thumb out, and just sitting on the ground with nothing to do.

I suppose it was ‘Wild, rebellious, independent, free’ in a way (not much love, too solitary a life being a lone, broke, drifter), but really it was mostly squalid and tedious and very harsh. But then, I did see a very great amount of the world, and of people. I saw things few ever do see.

Lesley van Reenen
Lesley van Reenen
3 years ago
Reply to  Galeti Tavas

Fascinating and different though…

Galeti Tavas
Galeti Tavas
3 years ago

Wild times, wild life, but it seems the people in it stab each other in the back a lot.

Julie Burchill
Julie Burchill
3 years ago
Reply to  Galeti Tavas

Yes, intense relationships often end nastily – but they’re generally worth it. I wouldn’t have suited a quiet life, though I respect those who do.

drdavidajames
drdavidajames
3 years ago

A lovely article, with a beautiful final paragraph.

Jon Redman
Jon Redman
3 years ago

a smutty novel about a girl reporter on the make, called Ambition

I used to have the cassette tape of Elizabeth Hurley reading that, dirty words and all, in that unexpectedly plummy voice of hers.
It was breathtakingly smutty.

Last edited 3 years ago by Jon Redman
Alan Osband
Alan Osband
3 years ago
Reply to  Jon Redman

I used to think breathtaking meant something takes your breath away or stops you breathing . It actually means you breathe more deeply though .At least in your context . Or maybe stop for a second at the ‘top’

jgillferguson
jgillferguson
3 years ago

Had there been people like Julie and Toby at the Maxwell empire, Captain Bob might not have taken that midnight swim and pensioners might not have been swindled out of hundreds of millions of pounds. He’d have relished bankrupting them, and it’s a great pity we can’t enjoy the article Posh Spice took on the chin.

It’s a pity, too, that Julie isn’t tempted to set up her own reincarnation of the Modern Review. We know it would be far better, still it would be entertaining watching her prove it and there are plenty of haughty Paglia-types around today to take on. That fax fight was a warning – and worth reading.

Francis MacGabhann
Francis MacGabhann
3 years ago

I’d never heard of Moder Review. After reading this, I’m kind of glad.

Dustshoe Richinrut
Dustshoe Richinrut
3 years ago

Just what was THAT magazine? Was it highbrow looking into low-brow? Or low-brow looking into highbrow? Why have I just hyphenated “low-brow” and not afforded the same respectability of apparent educative learning that the hyphen represents to “highbrow”? Perhaps folk might pronounce “low-brow” as lobro without its hyphen, you see. So the hyphen is a good sign. A sign that helps to make distinct the differing levels of cultural worth. Though it does afford “low-brow” a certain higher respectability than it deserves. In which case maybe “highbrow” should be hyphenated, to give it a little extra sophistication. Just like when you see hyphens evident all over posher coffee shop signboards written in chalk.

L Walker
L Walker
3 years ago

Why wouldn’t it be hobro?