What’s your second favourite planet? Not a question you may have given much thought to, but give it a go. Is it perhaps Saturn with its spectacular rings? Or how about Mars, our potential home-from-home?
Mine is Jupiter, because life on Earth would be unimaginable without it. This requires some explanation.
Jove is a big lad, more than twice as heavy as all the other planets put together. The consequent gravitational pull sweeps the solar system free of detritus that might otherwise collide with the inner planets – including our own. Lumps of rock that could wipe out human civilisation are instead sucked harmlessly into Jupiter’s thick atmosphere.
A few years ago, I wrote that Britain’s Liberal Democrats used perform the same function – not in saving the world, of course, but by preserving the political status quo. A party that promised to ‘break the mould’ of British politics in fact stabilised it by sweeping up protest votes before they could do any harm to the political establishment. Under a first-past-the-post electoral system (which allows a third party to get lots of votes, but few seats and even less political power) this worked very well.
But then it all went wrong. In 2010, the party accidentally won too many seats and found itself in coalition with the Conservatives – the rest is history and so are the Lib Dems.
That said, the survivors gamely stagger on – and some commentators are good enough to notice. One of them is Rafael Behr of the Guardian. His piece on the party’s annual conference (which was this week, by the way) gives him an opportunity to diagnose the confusion at the heart of Lib Demmery and, much more importantly, liberalism in general:
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