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Will Trump make me Poet Laureate? American poetry is mostly drivel

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September 4, 2024   3 mins

After President Biden’s farewell debate, I had a problem. It was evident that Donald Trump would win. I fantasised that he would offer me the post of Poet Laureate, and I wondered if I would accept. After all, Washington D.C. is hot and muggy, and it is across the country from my home in Los Angeles.

On the other hand, it would be a signal honour to be tapped; and, more importantly, a chance to partially fulfil a debt not only to my country, but to Mr Trump and those who’ve stood up in its defence.

I was reminded of the story of the Shadchan, the traditionally Jewish matchmaker. He comes to the Goldbergs’ house and asks if they would entertain an offer in marriage of their son, Shmuel, from Princess Margaret of Great Britain. The Goldbergs go into conference. “Yes, she is not Jewish, but on the other hand, her family is quite religious; yes, she is older than he, but they tend to live long…” And so on.

Eventually, they come back to the Shadchan and announce: “Yes, we would entertain an offer for our Shmuel from Princess Margaret.”

“Great,” the Shadchan says, “my job is half done.”

Now, after Mr Biden was deposed, I was saddened by a third alternative: that Mr Trump would be defeated, and I would be deprived of his proposition.

What does a Poet Laureate do? I don’t know, but I suspect the job might entail a semantically supportable fulfilment of its title: to sing the country’s praises, or present the work of those who have. And since it would be unbecoming to flog my own works from an official pedestal, I’d have to confine myself to endorsing the working of others.

My problem is this: what passes as American poetry leaves me unfulfilled. That represented, of old, to school children is largely drivel — Walt Whitman and Robert Frost’s work would not be out of place on greeting cards. Whitman’s grand but unfortunate contribution to the genre was the abandonment of rhyme, form and rhythm. Whitman heard America singing, and he sang about it himself; but poetry would have been better off if he’d limited his singing to the shower.

“My problem is this: what passes as American poetry leaves me unfulfilled.”

By contrast, there I would be, on Day One of the Restoration, on the podium in my ceremonial robes, all dressed up with nothing to say. But, in my fantasy, I had a job to do, and my job was to do it.

Who, then, were the poets? For certainly, there were many who could both write and praise our country. I name: Huddie Ledbetter, Hank Williams, Randy Newman, Johnny Mercer, Muddy Waters, Sam Cooke, Carol King, Leiber and Stoller, Bob Dylan and Lead Belly.

The poets above wrote the American Songbook, which is the soundtrack of our lives. It was said that 80% percent of the kids born between 1950 and 1965 were conceived to the music of Frank Sinatra, much of which was written by Johnny Mercer. The poetry of Sandburg, Emerson, Whitman, and so on, is icky. Who needs it? Not I.

But, you might object, the songs above, most of them derivative of the Blues, are sad. Indeed they are, and life is sad. And the Blues are the spark of the soul in that sadness.

Tragedy is that celebration of life as God-given sorrow, and the possibility of finding strength and dignity within it. And the American Experience is, finally, tragic. Not because our country is evil, but because it is a country. It is the vast conglomerate of separate groups with not only different opinions but with irreconcilable differences. And yet, the differences must be reconciled, and however much effort is expended towards that goal, there will still be injustices, tragedy, crime, and error.

Our country was named for the cartographer Americus Vespucci. Amer in the Romance Tongues means bitter. The word comes from the Hebrew, Marab.

Moses was prohibited from entering Canaan because of his actions at Marah. God told him to address a rock and waters would pour forth. Moses, instead, struck the rock, twice. The incident was not mentioned until Moses stood on the heights overlooking Canaan. God told him he was not to enter, because of his disobedience.

But, mythologically, he was not punished; he was instead spared the experience of his people living in freedom. At the conclusion of Deuteronomy, Moses sings a song of leave-taking, and presentiments of blessings and peace. He was quite mistaken, as was proved when his charges crossed the River Jordan into Canaan. The Song was continued, here, by the Blues.

God Bless America.


David Mamet is an American playwright, film director, screenwriter and author. He was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for Glengarry Glen Ross.


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Brett H
Brett H
3 months ago

Is this man drunk?

UnHerd Reader
UnHerd Reader
3 months ago
Reply to  Brett H

Boring

Dr E C
Dr E C
3 months ago
Reply to  Brett H

Probably

Kathleen Burnett
Kathleen Burnett
3 months ago
Reply to  Brett H

Drunk on religion.

J Bryant
J Bryant
3 months ago

I nominate Amanda M. Ros as poet laureate (ok, she’s dead and she was Irish, but this is a Mamet article so we’re not constrained by reality).
Yesterday in Unherd, Andrew Doyle even provided this excerpt of her poetic oeuvre:
“On visiting Westminster Abbey”:

“Holy Moses! Take a look!

Flesh decayed in every nook!

Some rare bits of brain lie here,

Mortal loads of beef and beer…”

Now if that doesn’t bestir that slumbering, portentous beast, thy everlasting soul, to a paean-filled, rapturous awakening, then lock me in a basement and call me Biden.

sal b dyer
sal b dyer
3 months ago
Reply to  J Bryant

And Barry Humphries for Australian poet laureate-
“I was down by Bondi Pier
Drinkin’ tubes of ice cold beer
with a bucket full of prawns upon my knee.
Swallowed the last prawn,
Had a technicolour yawn,
And chundered in the old Pacific Sea”.

Clare Knight
Clare Knight
3 months ago
Reply to  sal b dyer

What a joy he was!

Geoff W
Geoff W
3 months ago
Reply to  sal b dyer

Except that I’m fairly sure that Bondi Beach doesn’t *have* a pier.

Jae
Jae
3 months ago
Reply to  J Bryant

Thanks for the levity, I needed it today.

Clare Knight
Clare Knight
3 months ago
Reply to  Jae

We need more of it.

Liam F
Liam F
3 months ago
Reply to  J Bryant

You wasted in whatever job you currently do!

Clare Knight
Clare Knight
3 months ago
Reply to  J Bryant

Nicely irreverent.

Benjamin Perez
Benjamin Perez
3 months ago

Although David Mamet is a great writer, I’d greatly prefer it if Trump made Joseph S. Salemi the next poet laureate. (If one hasn’t read his poetry or criticisms of poetry, especially his criticisms of modern poetry, then spend some time checking that all out; The Society of Classical Poets is a good place to start.)

AJ Mac
AJ Mac
3 months ago
Reply to  Benjamin Perez

Presidents don’t select U.S. Poet Laureates, the Librarian of Congress does. Otherwise Trump would probably select an author who’s an even more abject apologist for him than Mamet has become.

Martin Johnson
Martin Johnson
3 months ago
Reply to  AJ Mac

Being Trump, that is what he would do. At least he would be choosing someone with the moral courage to stand against a ravenous mob.

AJ Mac
AJ Mac
3 months ago
Reply to  Martin Johnson

Far from certain. He’s at least as likely to incite a ravenous mob as to stand against one or elevate anyone who would. He’s an egomaniac and nihilist passing with many of his fans for a courageous and virtuous leader. Donnie Bone Spurs.

Clare Knight
Clare Knight
3 months ago
Reply to  AJ Mac

I doubt that Trump has ever read poetry.

AJ Mac
AJ Mac
3 months ago
Reply to  Clare Knight

Agreed. He scarcely reads real books at all.

Dr E C
Dr E C
3 months ago

He finds ‘Sandburg, Emerson, Whitman, and so on… icky’ yet wants to be taken seriously as a writer. No words.

james goater
james goater
3 months ago
Reply to  Dr E C

And is apparently ingnorant of the fact that Huddie Ledbetter and Leadbelly (not “Lead Belly”) are the same person!

james goater
james goater
3 months ago
Reply to  james goater

“ignorant” — pedant’s overenthusiasm!

Graham Cunningham
Graham Cunningham
3 months ago

I believe when future generations come to curate the poetic muse of the late 20th century, it is the best song lyrics that will stand the test of time much more than the ‘poetry’ of the era. There are currently more than one hundred English language poetry magazines. The most established are accorded a respect in literary circles that seems to inoculate them from worrying about the indifference of the wider educated public. Many of the smaller ones, with a readership perhaps approaching zero, nevertheless take themselves very seriously and exult in their esoteric au courant judgements about what makes a great poem. https://grahamcunningham.substack.com/p/imagine-theres-no-muzak

Graham Stull
Graham Stull
3 months ago

I agree. Nothing will ever top the poetic and beautiful truth revealed to us in 1992 by 2Unlimited. In their own words:
No no
No no no no
No no no no
No no there’s no limits.

Allison Barrows
Allison Barrows
3 months ago
Reply to  Graham Stull

Reminiscent of Baldrick’s lyric poem about WWI: “Boom boom, boom boom. Boom boom boom” (etc.)

Phil Simmons
Phil Simmons
3 months ago

I thought Huddie Leadbetter *was* Lead Belly…

AJ Mac
AJ Mac
3 months ago
Reply to  Phil Simmons

Exactly. Someone ought to have caught that.
While not without bitter, negative power, much of Mamet’s work is drivel. My favorite playwrights are William Shakespeare and the Bard of Avon.

Geoff W
Geoff W
3 months ago
Reply to  AJ Mac

I prefer the Swan of Avon to the other two.

james goater
james goater
3 months ago
Reply to  Phil Simmons

Yes, you were ahead of me in pointing this out.

Graham Stull
Graham Stull
3 months ago

I wrote a poem in Mamet’s honour.
Ode to Pride
Pride strikes the strongest hardest / In God’s eyes the noble recede / The purest Pharisee falls to his knees / Where, eye to eye, with whores / He’s forced to watch them mired in their lustful work / Knowing he is not one inch higher.
Pride’s hunger, never sated. / Achievements plated to the ceiling / All consumed and leave us with thirst for one more try / A belly never full, a gullet never dry.
It makes you want that precious treasure / The promise of a pleasure that no yacht, no mansions, no crown or hoard / Can match this one inflection: / to confound your own gold-plated reflection / with the very face of Christ our Lord.
The prideful need no idle hours, slouching, unshowered, watching Netflix’s endless reel / Pride’s call to action is the very power / the very trick that preens and cleans and fills with zeal.
With wrath it finds its closest ally / Exploding, smoldering, scornful angry, sour. / Yet Pride burns on and on, for hours. / Long after the fire dies, still it holds the cold dagger of revenge and cuts to shreds all hope of forgiveness.
Pride is the monster, green-eyed / Yet mocks not the meat of others it ingests / But feeds upon its own, fetted flesh.
Pride, deadliest of the seven, / blocks every self-made path to heaven. / God’s little five-letter-word / Translated means “there is no other road devised / But faith alone in Jesus Christ”

AJ Mac
AJ Mac
3 months ago

Was it necessary to sneer at America’s poetry in the aggregate in order to celebrate its Blues Tradition?

I’m actually surprised and a bit relieved to hear that Mr. Mamet openly likes anything, though only within the overall tapestry of sadness he perceives life to be. What poets does he like, American or otherwise? Whitman eschewed rhyme but there is strong rhythm and musicality in much of it. At its best, Whitman’s emotional rawness and willingness to look upon every soul—including prostitutes, lunatics, and outcasts, slaves and slavemasters alike—and claim kinship, has enduring power. And some of it is drivel, granted. It is a huge mixed bag, not mere garbage.

The Blues also contain notes of celebration and prayer. They are not an uninterrupted complaint, nor a bitter lament with no aspirational upside. They tend not to be religious in the institutional sense, but they often sing with a spirit that is not starved of hope. Where’s your musicality Mamet?

We find no hard evidence of a life or land of milk and honey only—that wouldn’t even make sense or keep us entertained—but only the most jaded palate tastes nothing but bitterness.

Clare Knight
Clare Knight
3 months ago
Reply to  AJ Mac

Beautifully said.

AJ Mac
AJ Mac
3 months ago
Reply to  Clare Knight

Thanks. I’m glad at least some of my comments get a response other than “boo!”.

Cathy Carron
Cathy Carron
3 months ago

David Mamet does a regular cartoon for Bari Weiss’ Free Press. They are amusing, fantastic even. He should be our National Cartoonist Laureate.

AJ Mac
AJ Mac
3 months ago
Reply to  Cathy Carron

He’s become cartoonish himself. National Curmudgeon maybe. But his doomsaying and appropriation of God’s Judgment takes a lot of the fun out of it.

Jae
Jae
3 months ago

The commenters on here need to lighten up, Mamet is funny, enjoy the comic relief. Goodness knows there’s so little of it these days.

AJ Mac
AJ Mac
3 months ago
Reply to  Jae

I think his comedy is mostly unintentional these days. Mamet needs to lighten up more than almost anyone.

Clare Knight
Clare Knight
3 months ago
Reply to  Jae

Well, you are also a commenter so let’s what you’ve got.

Geoff W
Geoff W
3 months ago
Reply to  Jae

I don’t read him as comic, I read him as unpleasant and smug.
And unless he’s pretending for would-be comic purposes, he should know what a poet laureate does, and that the US one isn’t appointed by the President.
Also, I’m fairly sure that people will be reading Frost long after third-rate rubbish like “Oleanna” and “Glengarry Glen Ross” has been forgotten.

Stephen Feldman
Stephen Feldman
3 months ago

Mamet hasn’t read any of our technically competent philosophically profound poets born after 1901,? Stevens, Bishop, Lowell, Ammons, Snyder, Jeffers, Levine, Hitrshfeld, Merwin, Hall, Oliver, Glueck and so many more? David, look up last ten Poets who were LC national poets.

I dont love them all but they all know what they’re doing

Read any?

The Shakespeare sonnets had rhyme, imagery, irony and paradox.

His plays contain vast tables loaded with the greatest poetry. Most of the dramatic poetry didn’ t rhyme.

Do you know much about poetry, American or other? Emersons fame rests on his essays, yet youvset him up as a failed poet red herring. Never heard of his contemporary,, Emily Dickinson?

Bet the Psalms dont meet your test either. Of course, you dont coherently present a standard to weight a speck of fairy dust.

mike flynn
mike flynn
3 months ago

Pretty sure he was keeping it American. So Shakespeare and psalmist need not apply. Emerson and Whitman are more prominent in American history than all the rest. (won’t talk to Emerson as essayist, though)

Jo Jo
Jo Jo
3 months ago

What…no Joni Mitchell?!

mike flynn
mike flynn
3 months ago
Reply to  Jo Jo

Canadian

Liam F
Liam F
3 months ago
Reply to  mike flynn

Ooh, yes . Forgot that. Leonard Cohen too I guess.

Dermot O'Sullivan
Dermot O'Sullivan
3 months ago

The joke was good.
How about Brendan Behan’s differentiating poetry and prose?

There was a young fellow named Rollocks
Who worked for Ferrier Pollocks
As he walked on the strand
with a girl by the hand
The water came up to his… ankles

“That” declared Behan “is prose. But if the tide had been in, it would have been poetry”.

Liam F
Liam F
3 months ago

I was just thinking about how inane the lyrics to some of my favourite songs actually are. They’re really great songs to me but then…
Ventura Highway ”
‘Cause the free wind is blowin’ through your hair
And the days surround your daylight there
Seasons crying, no despair
Alligator lizards in the air, in the air”

‘Nuff said really.
(reaches for another pint of prosecco )

Christopher Chantrill
Christopher Chantrill
3 months ago

I worry that any poetry written by the Trump Poet Apprentice would be branded as hate speech and unsafe and misinformation.
And I dare say the FBI would be showing up at his door.
Are you sure you want the job, David Mamet?

AJ Mac
AJ Mac
3 months ago

Poet Apprentice…that’s pretty good. I doubt any versifying contestant could praise him lavishly enough to avoid hearing “you’re fired!” for long.

UnHerd Reader
UnHerd Reader
3 months ago

I nominate Dana Gioia for Poet Laurate. And David Mamet for Curmudgeon Laureate (I love him).

Champagne Socialist
Champagne Socialist
3 months ago

Is David Mamet OK?

Lane Burkitt
Lane Burkitt
3 months ago

Please keep writing what you think David Mamet. And I will keep reading and enjoying every poetic phrase.

James Carr
James Carr
3 months ago

Huddie Ledbetter and Lead Belly are one and the same person.

Richard Craven
Richard Craven
3 months ago

The best living American poet is of course Bob Zisk
http://www.thehypertexts.com/Bob%20Zisk%20Poet%20Poetry%20Picture%20Bio.htm
Also, Mamet’s omission of Wallace Stevens is simply unforgiveable.

Michael Mahler
Michael Mahler
3 months ago

Huddie Ledbetter/Lead Belly mentioned twice in his short list!