“Any fool can make money these days”, says Colonel Cargill in Joseph Heller’s Catch 22, “and most of them do. But what about people with talent and brains? Name, for example, one poet who makes money.” “T. S. Eliot”, ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen said in his mail-sorting cubicle at Twenty-seventh Air Force Headquarters and slammed down the telephone without identifying himself.”
Imagine, for a moment, Catch 22 reset in England at the time of the Cuban Missile Crisis. Cargill, asking the same question, might hear the name John Betjeman in response. First published in 1958, Betjeman’s Collected Poems has sold well over two-and-a-half million copies. It remains in print 40 years after his death. “I made hay while the sun shone,” he said. ‘My work sold.”
Barry Humphries, in 2006, recalled generous lunches in Smithfield with Betjeman and friends, among them Kingsley Amis, Philip Larkin and Osbert Lancaster, “and, not seldom, an Anglican priest or two”. At Coleman’s Chop House (long gone) on Aldersgate Street, “we would all tuck into roast beef and Brussel Sprouts and drink more champagne. John always insisted on paying, which was just as well. His Collected Poems was a bestseller, and his masterpiece, the poetic autobiography Summoned by Bells, was a huge popular success, in spite of a few sniffy and envious reviews. John was fond of exclaiming, with great merriment and that high, exultant cackle that his friends remember with such heart-rending affection, ‘Thanks to the telly, I’m as rich as Croesus!’”
Serendipitously, T.S. Eliot taught the young John Betjeman English at Highgate Junior School. This was 1914-15. Beyond the classroom, Eliot was writing his epoch changing “The Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock”. “Let us go then, you and I,/When the evening is spread out against the sky/Like a patient etherized upon a table.” Nine-year-old Betjeman presented Eliot with his handwritten The Best Poems of Betjeman. Years later, the two profitable poets, the profound Modernist and the popular Traditionalist, became friends.
Where, though, Eliot received rightful and even reverential critical praise especially from schoolteachers and university tutors, Betjeman, however successful in terms of book sales and appearances on the telly, was labelled superficial by TLS readers. They worshipped Eliot, though even though he too could also be the populist, his enchanting, lyrical Old Possums’s Book of Practical Cats (1939), conjured into “Cats”, Andrew Lloyd Webber’s hugely successful musical.
Betjeman’s tentative brush with Modernism was short-lived. In 1929, he was appointed Assistant Editor of the Architectural Review. To keep up with the times, and the fads of Hubert de Cronin Hastings, his mercurial and brilliant editor, he joined MARS (Modern Architecture Research Group). One of its members, Maxwell Fry, who went on to work with Walter Gropius, founder of the Bauhaus, and with Le Corbusier at Chandigarh, had no difficulty seeing through Betjeman’s ill-fitting Modernist disguise.
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SubscribeA lovely article. Thank you. I will have to find a copy of his collected poems as I’m only aware of his more waspish side: “Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!/It isn’t fit for humans now.”
I’ve heard it was the burgeoning industrial estates spreading out around the town he didnt like,and he was right in that. In fact it was meant as a “joke” the way Morecambe & Wise made a running gag out of their pal Des O’Connors singing,but both “jokes” took off and acquired a life of their own,in both cases a little unjustly.
Well, we actually need industrial estates! Are they ever going to be a new Venice?
A rather snobbish belief in some largely non existent pastoral and blissful past was one of Betjeman’s worst characteristics.
“It isn’t fit for people now”. Truer now than when Betjeman wrote it ninety or a hundred years ago – and I live in Slough.
Written during WW2, surely?
“It isn’t fit for humans now”.
From what I’ve seen of Slough,I went there this summer to see for myself,it’s fit for the sort of cosmopolitan people of the world who are not parochially tied to one spot in that old fashioned narrow minded way and who think living in a dirty,noisy,full of derelicts shithole is THE LIFE. What ho.
What a truly misanthropic and nasty comment. Lots of things wrong with much modern town planning – but rubbishing ordinary people – who need to live somewhere – for living in imperfect (or twee?) towns is poor form .
Summoned by Bells is a joy, as is the album Banana Blush. Search it up on your preferred streaming provider to hear the man himself reading the likes of Indoor Games Near Newbury (what a title). Just watch out, as is always the case with Betjeman, for sudden emotional sucker punches. Beneath the reassuring surfaces there are strong currents.
NB: there are a couple of minor typos in the piece – ‘old flamem’ and a double comma somewhere!
Try his poems set to music by John Gould and adapted by David Benedictus in the show Betjemania. A truly sympathetic rendition.
I believe it is Colonel Cathcart not Cargill
Betjeman’s poems are a portal to a.rich English culture that most people wouldn’t recognise now, even though they were written not that long ago.
Abba,what’s that funny shaped little stone building over there,in the centre of town. Amma,told me it’s called a church. What’s a church?
Thank you for this splendid tribute from one Magdalen man to another. As am I!
JB ‘ s work in various media has always brought me great joy.
PS there is a fine biography of him by A N Wilson (, another of my heroes)
A man born at the wrong time: it’s impossible to fail a degree at Oxford these days, especially if you’re Chinese.
Only fair to get what you pay for
An enjoyable read.
I heard a programme on Radio 3, Words & Music I think it was, alternating his poetry with selected music. I’d forgotten just how wonderfully moving, how genuinely profoundly humane, his work can be.
Alan Bennett used to have a tv series years & years ago, 1960s or 70s, which consisted of comedy sketches with occasional Betjemanesque poetry excerpts (read by Michael Hordern?) set against bucolic scenes, gymkhanas & the like. Apparently it’s all been wiped. Sigh.
Very well written. Perhaps it is not too late to find that poet within, although English teachers dampened, or worse, that aspiration many years ago.