Melting snowmen. Sad ballads. Lonely children. These are the staples of the inescapable “sadvertising” that has become as much a part of Christmas as the Radio Times double issue used to be. But something feels different this year. If you resist skipping them, you will find that the biggest brands’ latest Christmas ads are either daft or a bit weird: singing oven gloves for Morrisons and a boy’s uneasy friendship with a sentient Venus flytrap for John Lewis. These odd little skits are a return to form for British advertising, which never aimed to make the consumer cry. So, why did schmaltzy sadvertising catch on in the first place?
Given its predominance in recent years, it’s easy to forget that the phenomenon is a relatively recent one. It was in November 2011 that John Lewis first sucker-punched the UK public with a Christmas ad so obscenely emotional that it would change the tone of festive ads for a generation. We saw a small boy impatient for Christmas morning: when the crack of dawn arrives, he leaps out of bed, runs past the stack of presents in his room and bursts in on his mum and dad with the gift he has bought for them all by himself. There was barely a dry eye left in the country.
It was grand and glossy — and almost shocking in its attempts to pull on the nation’s heartstrings. British ads had usually aimed to be funny; like the society they spoke to, they preferred to hide their feelings behind gags and irony rather than hang them all out for the neighbours to see. But just over a decade ago, as the nation was first acclimatising to the sour taste of austerity, it was as if we were all ready for something brazenly sweet. By 2012, every other brand was employing the same formula: tear-jerking tales of Yuletide loneliness, love and redemption, all set to whimsical, ghostly cover versions of classic pop ballads.
This year’s offerings look more like the festive ads of the Eighties, which helped shape Generation X’s childhood perception of Christmas. Watching them now on YouTube reminds me of an altogether less serious time, in which The Goodies and Windsor Davies dressed up as Santa and hawked discount blank cassettes from Woolies; in which groups of lads got trollied on cans of Harp and chatted up Linda Lussadi at the Christmas party. And the slogans: so transactional, so knockabout, so pleasingly guileless: “For Christmas, Woolworths is right up your street!” “Can you imagine Christmas without a trip to Boots?”
These were the days when British advertising was regarded as the best in the world: it was funny, earthy and colloquial. Its so-called “golden age” had been fostered by an eclectic generation of young creatives, many of whom would go onto bigger and better things: Ridley and Tony Scott, David Puttnam and the Saatchi brothers among them. From “Heineken Refreshes The Parts Other Beers Can’t Reach” to “Tell Them About The Honey Mummy”, the ads were extremely memorable and didn’t ever insult the audience by taking themselves too seriously. The prevailing attitude of the British adman was: if you’re going to push yourself into someone’s living room uninvited, you might as well do it with a bit of charm and good humour. To shamelessly pull at the heart strings was thought of as manipulative and altogether American.
There were some exceptions. The Eighties Yellow Pages campaign, featuring elderly fly fisherman J.R. Hartley seeking out his long-lost magnum opus, was a rare tearjerker that many ad people of the time found cringeworthy. But it was a success for the brand, and people have remembered it ever since. Written by British adman David Abbot, it was directed by the American Bob Brooks who said: “When I first came to the UK, I found that the ads were funny but there was a reluctance to become too emotional — the Yellow Pages ads showed there’s nothing wrong with sentiment. Why do you think there are so many dogs and babies in commercials? Because the consumer responds to it!”
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SubscribeCan’t say I like the John Lewis ad. They seem to have forgotten that most families have a father present.
And the Venus flytrap doesn’t make much sense as a stuffed toy for children.
I’m just saying.
I used to enjoy ads, but haven’t watched one for a couple of decades now, recording the programmes i intend to watch and fast-forwarding through the commercial breaks.
Why? I’ve got better things to do than spend time submitting myself to manipulation, which this article describes in all its various forms and trends. Plus, watching programmes that might be of interest in one’s own time is far preferable to doing so than to someone else’s schedule, and without the irritation of an interrupted narrative.
The article itself is well written, but i thought the author might’ve at least made passing reference to the source of Christmas sentimentality: Charles Dickens. He beat the “trendy” admen to all of their so-called creative output.
It takes a heart of stone not to laugh at the death of Tiny Tim to paraphrase Wilde
Little Nell. And the death of Little Nell really is terrible writing. I like A Christmas Carol and I always have a tiny tear at the death of Tiny Tim. And Tiny Tim does NOT die!
The author seems to find emotion embarrassing and manipulative. Not to mention, horror of horrors, American. He prefers pithy brevity and humour. My mother, born in the 1920s, used to regard modern greeting cards with disappointment. She wanted her birthday card to contain a verse of the ‘Patience Strong’ variety. (And that from a Geordie.) Perhaps we’ve lost/suppressed something since the days of Vera Lynne?
Spending the first half of the eighties in the USA, I began to recognise that Americans in general were more openly enthusiastic, optimistic, patriotic etc etc and not ashamed of any of it. The place really felt as if it still had the energy of a young nation. I liked it. Being reserved is one thing, being ashamed of having any heartstrings at all is miserable cynicism. The little boy in the maligned ad had bought a present for his parents in secret and was eager to see how they would react. A child’s embodiment of ‘it’s better to give than to receive’. God help us if we are expected to wince at that at Christmas.
This is Chevrolet’s Christmas ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnZGEUA4oBk
Doesn’t get schmaltzier than this.
Oh dear! But wait … All Chevie trucks are red. Especially at Christmas. This ad is clearly fake! Phew …
Re: John Lewis and ‘Saatchi’ ad …
Screengrabbed from the Irish Independent (paywalled):
“An Irish children’s author said he was “hurt” and “devastated” after seeing the same character names and a similar plot from his book used in this year’s John Lewis Christmas advert without credit.
Joe O’Brien wrote Alfie Green And The Fly-Trapper 17 years ago and dedicated the story, about a giant Venus fly-trap named Snapper and a boy named Alfie, in memory of his son Ethan who died.”
Both the advert and the story are powerfully reminiscent of The Little Shop of Horrors, which seems to date back to the ’60s.
Surely there must be legal recourse?
The Christmas ad is a sappy annual masquerade for markets over altruism. Just emote about the ad while piling it into the trolley as a quick-fix salvation. About as meaningful as Love Island.
Forget the ads. Watch the Muppet Christmas Carol instead. At the end Michael Caine as Scrooge agrees to pay his taxes.
Joy and goodwill to all men.
The Marketeers dream, Christmas! Whatever their theme, subliminal or otherwise they capitalise on the greatest confidence trick ever perpetrated on the English speaking world… Christmas.