At Balliol, Boris Johnson’s old Oxford college, there was a society, now dormant, called the Hysteron Proteron Club. Members were required to live an entire day backwards at least once a term, and discharged the duty conscientiously. The 12-hour ordeal would start with cigars and brandy over cards in dinner jackets, desserts giving way to soup courses, and end in the evening, a little dangerously one imagines, with a “pre-breakfast” swim in the River Cherwell.
Meanwhile, at Merton, where Liz Truss read PPE in the Nineties, undergraduates still perform “The Time Ceremony” every autumn when the clocks go back. Between 2am British Summer Time and 2am Greenwich Mean Time, students dressed in full sub fusc (black tie and gowns) walk backwards around the Fellows’ Quad in order “to maintain the space-time continuum”. According to her biographers Harry Cole and James Heale, Liz Truss delighted in Merton’s eccentric ceremony. I wonder whether her thoughts turned to it at any point during her own liminal 44-day premiership, before it too collapsed into an extensionless point in political space-time.
The tricks being played on us by the accelerated pace of political upheaval are well in evidence in both Cole and Heale’s Out of the Blue: The Inside Story of the Unexpected Rise and Rapid Fall of Liz Truss, and Sebastian Payne’s The Fall of Boris Johnson, both of which enter a kind of warp-speed as their protagonists’ regimes spiral and crash. Great offices of state change hands like debased currency; in the last three years, we have practically doubled the stock of living ex-Chancellors. And remember when Grant Shapps was Home Secretary for six days? At times, it looked as if Andy Warhol’s prediction may become true of politics, if not elsewhere: in the future we shall all be Cabinet Ministers for 15 minutes.
What explains this unusual volatility in the political system? One widespread attitude expresses itself in the form of an exceptionalist view about the present: our politicians are peculiarly crap and ill-suited to govern. The watchword of this theory is “unprecedented”, and its characteristic mood is one of ahistorical sanctimony about contemporary political life. It is often difficult for these theories to rise above the flippant register of the sketch-writer’s caricature: Boris Johnson is a Machiavellian clown, psychologically incapable of telling the truth; Liz Truss is a Thatcherite human-GIF who loves pork markets. That is, the account struggles to actually explain the data in place of merely describing them.
Another more jaded mode of explanation is ahistorical in a different way. This outlook regards today’s problems as nothing special. Disaster and tumult are more or less eternally constitutive of political life. On the subject of Johnson and Truss’s downfalls there is little to add to Enoch Powell’s dictum that all political careers end in failure. While offering a useful correction to the former account, this view is also too complacent. It is, for one thing, often a little unclear what content there is supposed to be to the claim that all political careers end in failure beyond the banal truth that all political careers simply end.
In fact, there are several, somewhat novel, destabilising political phenomena described in the work of Cole, Heale, and Payne. Foremost among them is the manner in which the 24-hour online news cycle, with its insatiable appetite for a worsening situation, encourages a form of speculation on political confidence and capital. The combined desiderata of round-the-clock media scrutiny — a demand that officials be publicly accountable, and the lightning movement of news data — is an inherently unsteadying mixture. It is, after all, well-observed that social media can help to precipitate bandwagon-effects of popular resentment under repressive regimes; it would be curious if analogous effects were not also in play under settled liberal governments. Of course, the demand for accountability and a merciless attitude toward failure in public office are good things in their way. But almost no good thing arises without loss in some other dimension.
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SubscribeThere is another explanation or, rather, two explanations which run concurrently together.
One is the very fourth-rate quality of people these past 30 years going into politics. This they do in order to acquire money, privilege and self-importance in quantities they never could attain in any other walk of life, so very limited are their knowledge, skills, managerial competence, vision, talent and – above all else – courage (they are incapable of saying ‘Boo!’ to a day-old gosling).
The other is that they are wholly owned by the oligarchs of the World Economic Forum and never stray off the slave-plantation of doing their bidding.
I don’t see otherwise how to explain such phenomena as the generally admitted death-wish of the Tory Party at present.
Even the dimmest ‘Conservative’ MPs know that if they were to get a real grip on immigration they would leap upward in popularity and possibly actually win the next election.
To this end they need to take the UK out of the European Court of Human Rights and the U.N. Refugee Accords, revise rapidly and drastically our laws in the interest of making it very hard for ambulance-chasing lawyers to keep each and every ‘refugee’ in the country; and instruct the armed forces to forbid entry to any vessels containing illegal migrants coming across the Channel.
So why don’t they rescue themselves from almost certain doom at the next election?
The answer has to be something like Total Pusillanimity PLUS devotion to the desires of Klaus Schwab, George Soros, Bill Gates et al.
Isn’t it time for all Tories to be bullies and not just Rabb and put the group hug lefty Blob in their rightful place. It’s pathetic that the tail wags the dog.
Always blame others for one’s own incompetence or malfeasance!
“The other is that they are wholly owned by the oligarchs of the World Economic Forum and never stray off the slave-plantation of doing their bidding”
If you actually believe this utter nonsense, it makes every other single point you make entirely redundant, since all the politicians are simply following orders
It is not utter nonsense. The politicians are following orders from the WEF, George Soros et al.
Klaus Swab is all over the internet boasting how the WEF has captured young world leaders such as Trudeau and Arden.
Merkel is another.
He said that in 10 years, he wants to see everyone have brain implants.
You can find him speaking about this on YT.
It is not utter nonsense.
The politicians are following orders from the WEF, George Soros et al.
“Simply following orders” hasn’t been a defence since 1945.
It is not utter nonsense. The politicians are following orders from the WEF, George Soros et al.
Klaus Swab is all over the internet boasting how the WEF has captured young world leaders such as Trudeau and Arden.
Merkel is another.
He said that in 10 years, he wants to see everyone have brain implants.
You can find him speaking about this on YT.
It is not utter nonsense.
The politicians are following orders from the WEF, George Soros et al.
“Simply following orders” hasn’t been a defence since 1945.
Isn’t it time for all Tories to be bullies and not just Rabb and put the group hug lefty Blob in their rightful place. It’s pathetic that the tail wags the dog.
Always blame others for one’s own incompetence or malfeasance!
“The other is that they are wholly owned by the oligarchs of the World Economic Forum and never stray off the slave-plantation of doing their bidding”
If you actually believe this utter nonsense, it makes every other single point you make entirely redundant, since all the politicians are simply following orders
There is another explanation or, rather, two explanations which run concurrently together.
One is the very fourth-rate quality of people these past 30 years going into politics. This they do in order to acquire money, privilege and self-importance in quantities they never could attain in any other walk of life, so very limited are their knowledge, skills, managerial competence, vision, talent and – above all else – courage (they are incapable of saying ‘Boo!’ to a day-old gosling).
The other is that they are wholly owned by the oligarchs of the World Economic Forum and never stray off the slave-plantation of doing their bidding.
I don’t see otherwise how to explain such phenomena as the generally admitted death-wish of the Tory Party at present.
Even the dimmest ‘Conservative’ MPs know that if they were to get a real grip on immigration they would leap upward in popularity and possibly actually win the next election.
To this end they need to take the UK out of the European Court of Human Rights and the U.N. Refugee Accords, revise rapidly and drastically our laws in the interest of making it very hard for ambulance-chasing lawyers to keep each and every ‘refugee’ in the country; and instruct the armed forces to forbid entry to any vessels containing illegal migrants coming across the Channel.
So why don’t they rescue themselves from almost certain doom at the next election?
The answer has to be something like Total Pusillanimity PLUS devotion to the desires of Klaus Schwab, George Soros, Bill Gates et al.
I thought this was brilliant, makes excellent points. Witty as hell. More of this stuff please.
Miss Emery, This is how it used to be! I hope you enjoy it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujrE4H5mpwI
Entertaining Mr Stanhope, I have to say I love this:
Members were required to live an entire day backwards at least once a term, and discharged the duty conscientiously. The 12-hour ordeal would start with cigars and brandy over cards in dinner jackets, desserts giving way to soup courses, and end in the evening, a little dangerously one imagines, with a “pre-breakfast” swim in the River Cherwell.
So funny, and British and eccentric and ridiculous and amazing all at once. These are the weird traditions that are part of our eccentric British history, we should maintain them! I expect any Oxbridge students reading to be at breakfast ready for brandy and cigars first thing tomorrow! Good lesson in kicking conformity. Only Britain can make a prime minister who:
‘responded by relating a story, apparently in admiration, of an uncle of his “who had ‘failed to take his meds one day’… [and] so barricaded himself into the town hall with a shotgun. The uncle was eventually bundled out by the police. ‘That is going to be me,’ the prime minister said.” Returning to his Ministry from the meeting, Gove informed his staff that the Prime Minister had unfortunately “gone mad” – that’s so brilliant, can imagine Gove sat there wondering where the story is going….. I love Boris, he isn’t perfect but never pretends to be, I want him back.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qUvf3fOmTTk
Oxbridge philosophy with John Cleese
Entertaining Mr Stanhope, I have to say I love this:
Members were required to live an entire day backwards at least once a term, and discharged the duty conscientiously. The 12-hour ordeal would start with cigars and brandy over cards in dinner jackets, desserts giving way to soup courses, and end in the evening, a little dangerously one imagines, with a “pre-breakfast” swim in the River Cherwell.
So funny, and British and eccentric and ridiculous and amazing all at once. These are the weird traditions that are part of our eccentric British history, we should maintain them! I expect any Oxbridge students reading to be at breakfast ready for brandy and cigars first thing tomorrow! Good lesson in kicking conformity. Only Britain can make a prime minister who:
‘responded by relating a story, apparently in admiration, of an uncle of his “who had ‘failed to take his meds one day’… [and] so barricaded himself into the town hall with a shotgun. The uncle was eventually bundled out by the police. ‘That is going to be me,’ the prime minister said.” Returning to his Ministry from the meeting, Gove informed his staff that the Prime Minister had unfortunately “gone mad” – that’s so brilliant, can imagine Gove sat there wondering where the story is going….. I love Boris, he isn’t perfect but never pretends to be, I want him back.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qUvf3fOmTTk
Oxbridge philosophy with John Cleese
Miss Emery, This is how it used to be! I hope you enjoy it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujrE4H5mpwI
I thought this was brilliant, makes excellent points. Witty as hell. More of this stuff please.
It’s been a long time since any Prime minister had as much real power as the editor of the Today programme.
So it’s not surprising they look increasingly ridiculous.
And nowadays, of course, the editor of the Today programme has no compunction about using that power quite openly in pursuit of a political agenda – which makes all politicians even more impotent.
Is anyone listening to the Today programme any more? I gave up years ago 🙂
I’d argue the real power is in the unelected quangos like the Bank of England and other financial regulators, the OBR et all, the NHS and its regulators, the education system and OFSTED – and of course the big multinationals who’s interest is supra-national (i.e. they want what’s best for them not any particular country)
One would like to think Brexit was an exercise in getting rid of one of the unelected bodies that rule us – but its only revealed how deeply the blob are embedded in how things work and politicians are merely a fig-leaf of democracy to keep us happy.
I was using the editor of the Today programme as a kind of proxy for the media in general – but you’re quite right about the capture of institutions.
I was using the editor of the Today programme as a kind of proxy for the media in general – but you’re quite right about the capture of institutions.
The day when the BBC was proud of its balanced reporting is long past. Like you, I have mostly given up listening to the Today programme – switching from Worldservice or Radio 3 to hear “Thought for Today” (which is sometimes enlightening) and then back again.
Something needs to be done about the absolute power being inflicted on us by this unelected quango.. Ask yourself; Is it better to have an autocratic government in control of the press or a press in control of the government?
We need the press to be free to question decisions made by authority but they should have to abide by a code of conduct, with consequences if they do not.
Is anyone listening to the Today programme any more? I gave up years ago 🙂
I’d argue the real power is in the unelected quangos like the Bank of England and other financial regulators, the OBR et all, the NHS and its regulators, the education system and OFSTED – and of course the big multinationals who’s interest is supra-national (i.e. they want what’s best for them not any particular country)
One would like to think Brexit was an exercise in getting rid of one of the unelected bodies that rule us – but its only revealed how deeply the blob are embedded in how things work and politicians are merely a fig-leaf of democracy to keep us happy.
The day when the BBC was proud of its balanced reporting is long past. Like you, I have mostly given up listening to the Today programme – switching from Worldservice or Radio 3 to hear “Thought for Today” (which is sometimes enlightening) and then back again.
Something needs to be done about the absolute power being inflicted on us by this unelected quango.. Ask yourself; Is it better to have an autocratic government in control of the press or a press in control of the government?
We need the press to be free to question decisions made by authority but they should have to abide by a code of conduct, with consequences if they do not.
It’s been a long time since any Prime minister had as much real power as the editor of the Today programme.
So it’s not surprising they look increasingly ridiculous.
And nowadays, of course, the editor of the Today programme has no compunction about using that power quite openly in pursuit of a political agenda – which makes all politicians even more impotent.
In Australia, we haven’t had a decent PM since John Howard. Judging from our numerous current crop of ex-PM’s, Julia Gillard is head and shoulders above the rest of her contemporary ex-PM’s.
It is my belief that the media has played a massive role in scaring away genuinely great people from politics. Every mistake is blown out of proportion. So the default way to win an election is to shut up and let the current PM put their foot in it.
Neither side seems to have a plan or a vision. Big business just wants to grow so they pressure the government into letting more skilled migrants in because they don’t need to train them up. The lefty do gooders push their gay/trans/refugee/isis brides agenda and the media fog horns it to the cows come home. It is a total incoherent mess. None of it fits together and the average person who is more decent than we give credit for just has to deal with the mess thrust upon them by politicians that are the well dressed versions of the reality TV celebrity wannabes.
In Australia, we haven’t had a decent PM since John Howard. Judging from our numerous current crop of ex-PM’s, Julia Gillard is head and shoulders above the rest of her contemporary ex-PM’s.
It is my belief that the media has played a massive role in scaring away genuinely great people from politics. Every mistake is blown out of proportion. So the default way to win an election is to shut up and let the current PM put their foot in it.
Neither side seems to have a plan or a vision. Big business just wants to grow so they pressure the government into letting more skilled migrants in because they don’t need to train them up. The lefty do gooders push their gay/trans/refugee/isis brides agenda and the media fog horns it to the cows come home. It is a total incoherent mess. None of it fits together and the average person who is more decent than we give credit for just has to deal with the mess thrust upon them by politicians that are the well dressed versions of the reality TV celebrity wannabes.
Article by raises some great points, one I hadn’t thought about too much was the inability of politicians to match the speed of the media. As others have commented; the institution’s and globalist corporations hold most of the power anyway. These global corporations and institutions are colonising the West as surely as the Western corporations, governments and institutions colonised other nations. The West sold out it’s people (particularly blue collar) and created a huge oversupply of competing educated idiots and what we are seeing is the results of this.
The core problem is that the socialist welfare state has a £16 trillion pound debt. Borrowing is another 2.2 trillion. Then there’s nuclear clean up, the EU, …. on top.
30% of tax goes on the debts.
The debts are increasing at 10% per annum, and that’s before this year. That’s the long term rate of growth.
So what can ANY PM do with that mess?
Growth? Can you get 10% year on year growth from the proles, take it all from them to go on the debts? No.
So the only choice they have is massive austerity. Less take home pay. Cuts to the pensions. Masive cuts to spending on services. In reality all three.
From the numbers its going to be dire, to the extent that politicians are worried about their on necks getting stretched. After all there are enough nutters in the 60 million victims who will cut the middle man out, the courts, and move directly to the sentence.
Last time I checked we have had a hard right Tory Government in place for all but a dozen years in the past 43 years! Can’t wait for a real right wing capitalist Government!
Last time I checked we have had a hard right Tory Government in place for all but a dozen years in the past 43 years! Can’t wait for a real right wing capitalist Government!
Perhaps the American system of question and answer sessions – on a daily basis, might assuage the media’s temporal frenzy?
Have you seen Biden’s press secretary um uh her way through any single question while the zombie press corps
chew their cudpost inanities on Twitter? Would it be any different in the UK? Probs not.We tried a Press Secretary, then threw her under a bus to protect the PM.
We tried a Press Secretary, then threw her under a bus to protect the PM.
Have you seen Biden’s press secretary um uh her way through any single question while the zombie press corps
chew their cudpost inanities on Twitter? Would it be any different in the UK? Probs not.The core problem is that the socialist welfare state has a £16 trillion pound debt. Borrowing is another 2.2 trillion. Then there’s nuclear clean up, the EU, …. on top.
30% of tax goes on the debts.
The debts are increasing at 10% per annum, and that’s before this year. That’s the long term rate of growth.
So what can ANY PM do with that mess?
Growth? Can you get 10% year on year growth from the proles, take it all from them to go on the debts? No.
So the only choice they have is massive austerity. Less take home pay. Cuts to the pensions. Masive cuts to spending on services. In reality all three.
From the numbers its going to be dire, to the extent that politicians are worried about their on necks getting stretched. After all there are enough nutters in the 60 million victims who will cut the middle man out, the courts, and move directly to the sentence.
Perhaps the American system of question and answer sessions – on a daily basis, might assuage the media’s temporal frenzy?
Article by raises some great points, one I hadn’t thought about too much was the inability of politicians to match the speed of the media. As others have commented; the institution’s and globalist corporations hold most of the power anyway. These global corporations and institutions are colonising the West as surely as the Western corporations, governments and institutions colonised other nations. The West sold out it’s people (particularly blue collar) and created a huge oversupply of competing educated idiots and what we are seeing is the results of this.
Great article! The Conservative Party and the Labour Party have different ways of selecting leaders, but both systems are suffciently quirky to throw up the likes of Truss or Corbyn from time to time. Right at the other end of the scale, there is the German system for selecting a new chancellor: they are elected via SECRET ballot of ALL Bundestag members (regardless of party). So even if your party is in the majority, the party’s preferred candidate is not necessarily a shoe-in. That’s how you get someone like Merkel hanging in there for years.Love her or hate her, she was very clever at dangling carrots in front of potential coalition partners.
Great article! The Conservative Party and the Labour Party have different ways of selecting leaders, but both systems are suffciently quirky to throw up the likes of Truss or Corbyn from time to time. Right at the other end of the scale, there is the German system for selecting a new chancellor: they are elected via SECRET ballot of ALL Bundestag members (regardless of party). So even if your party is in the majority, the party’s preferred candidate is not necessarily a shoe-in. That’s how you get someone like Merkel hanging in there for years.Love her or hate her, she was very clever at dangling carrots in front of potential coalition partners.
Short answer, because they are selected from a pool of possible candidates which has already been selected for ideological conformity; all of whom are careerists deoendent upon patronage with few, if any prospects outside politics other than the lecture circuit and non-executive directorships for the lucky few.
Short answer, because they are selected from a pool of possible candidates which has already been selected for ideological conformity; all of whom are careerists deoendent upon patronage with few, if any prospects outside politics other than the lecture circuit and non-executive directorships for the lucky few.
A depressing note to add is it is very difficult to see any other recent Tory Cabinet Ministers who might be any improvement on recent PMs except possibly the untested Kemi Badenooch whereas the UK Cabinets prior to New Labour always had a few plausible candidates to replace the PM.Even New Labour had initially Blunkett ,Cook and the underrated late Tessa Jowell all 3 of whom might have introduced smart tough long term policies.If Brown had not become PM he would be regarded as a successful Chancellor.
A depressing note to add is it is very difficult to see any other recent Tory Cabinet Ministers who might be any improvement on recent PMs except possibly the untested Kemi Badenooch whereas the UK Cabinets prior to New Labour always had a few plausible candidates to replace the PM.Even New Labour had initially Blunkett ,Cook and the underrated late Tessa Jowell all 3 of whom might have introduced smart tough long term policies.If Brown had not become PM he would be regarded as a successful Chancellor.
If you want to see bad, look across the pond!
We need to follow up on the Orwellian angle here and research why qualified and honest people get removed. All we get are actors and tools for certain financial and power interests.
If you want to see bad, look across the pond!
We need to follow up on the Orwellian angle here and research why qualified and honest people get removed. All we get are actors and tools for certain financial and power interests.
Very fair appraisal.
Very fair appraisal.
The Hysteron Proteron Club has Flashman written all over it; I doubt John Charity Spring, captain of the slave ship Balliol College, could have gotten in (which might be why he was such a psychotic Latin-spouting fruitcake). Anyway, fun article!
The Hysteron Proteron Club has Flashman written all over it; I doubt John Charity Spring, captain of the slave ship Balliol College, could have gotten in (which might be why he was such a psychotic Latin-spouting fruitcake). Anyway, fun article!
I suppose the idea that any kind of ending means failure presents to us the defining character flaw of politicians
jacinda ardern is my prime minister and I have figured out what’s wrong with her. she actually hates us. it’s the obvious explanation and i am pretty much certain that’s what’s wrong with your prime minister too.
The problem, obviously, is allowing the Tory membership to elect the parliamentary leader. Firstly, the British constitution clearly require the prime minister to command a majority in the House of Common. The opinions of a few tens of thousands of elderly and angry Daily Mail readers is of little consequence to that.
But, of course, the real reason that Britain has been saddled with these buffoons as prime minister is that those same voters will inevitably pick whichever candidate best reflects their bigotry and economic illiteracy. They don’t care who is the best person for the job, they just want someone who will have useless fights with the neighbours and say the right (to them) things about immigrants and trans kids. Of course they end up electing clowns – that’s what they want!
What is wrong with wanting the PM to stand up to the EU and defend Britains interests? Why wouldn’t the general population want their elected leader to prevent boat loads of men from countries that aren’t at war from illegally entering the country, or to push back against the excesses of an ideology that wants to use experimental drugs on children and remove female only spaces? What’s wrong with holding those opinions, which the majority of the electorate do?
What is wrong with wanting the PM to stand up to the EU and defend Britains interests? Why wouldn’t the general population want their elected leader to prevent boat loads of men from countries that aren’t at war from illegally entering the country, or to push back against the excesses of an ideology that wants to use experimental drugs on children and remove female only spaces? What’s wrong with holding those opinions, which the majority of the electorate do?
The problem, obviously, is allowing the Tory membership to elect the parliamentary leader. Firstly, the British constitution clearly require the prime minister to command a majority in the House of Common. The opinions of a few tens of thousands of elderly and angry Daily Mail readers is of little consequence to that.
But, of course, the real reason that Britain has been saddled with these buffoons as prime minister is that those same voters will inevitably pick whichever candidate best reflects their bigotry and economic illiteracy. They don’t care who is the best person for the job, they just want someone who will have useless fights with the neighbours and say the right (to them) things about immigrants and trans kids. Of course they end up electing clowns – that’s what they want!