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Lennon Ó Náraigh
Lennon Ó Náraigh
1 year ago

When we lock up our cats to protect them from statistically very-rare events, how will the next generation of cats fare in life? Will they amuse themselves with harmless, unchallenging indoor pursuits, that fail to build character? Will they be anxious and neurotic as a result? Are we raising a generation of feline snowflakes? Will Jonathan Haidt have to write a new book about it?

Last edited 1 year ago by Lennon Ó Náraigh
Laura Creighton
Laura Creighton
1 year ago

Made me laugh, thank you.

polidori redux
polidori redux
1 year ago

My cats have the use of a catflap. We all sleep soundly when and where the fancy takes us.

Ian Stewart
Ian Stewart
1 year ago
Reply to  polidori redux

Always makes me laugh when our cat races through the chip-triggered cat flap escaping from another cat and then turns round to see if the other cat is still chasing it.
In cat logic, I suppose she must think the other cat is too scared to come through the cat flap.

Philippe W
Philippe W
1 year ago

A psychopathic killer entering someone’s property and murdering them in front of their cat would result in said cat demanding food. On realising neither person in the room was capable of feeding it, it would leave and never return. This goldfish-like inability to be in any way loyal (“Fluffy isn’t our pet, humans are Fluffy’s pets! Ha! Ha! Ha!”) coupled with the way they are wired up to annihilate all defenceless wildlife inside a 3km radius, is celebrated only by weirdos on the internet whom you cannot trust.
P.S. twist: psycho killer goes home to let his collie out.

polidori redux
polidori redux
1 year ago
Reply to  Philippe W

I dispute the notion that any animal can be held to be at fault. You might just as well blame the weather for being the weather. Animals simply obey the rules – As does the weather.

Philippe W
Philippe W
1 year ago
Reply to  polidori redux

I forgot to mention sense of humour.

polidori redux
polidori redux
1 year ago
Reply to  Philippe W

The question is: Which one of us has the sense of humour.

Philippe W
Philippe W
1 year ago
Reply to  polidori redux

The one with the fewest dead baby sparrows in the utility room. I’ve just checked and I have none. What about you?

polidori redux
polidori redux
1 year ago
Reply to  Philippe W

I don’t have a utility room. I am so working class.

Alan Osband
Alan Osband
1 year ago
Reply to  polidori redux

The loft then where you guys keep your racing pigeons .

polidori redux
polidori redux
1 year ago
Reply to  Alan Osband

I don’t have racing pigeons in my loft. In fact I don’t have a loft. I don’t have a utility room. And, incredible as it may seem, I don’t have a villa in Tuscany. I am indeed, the real thing.

Jeff Cunningham
Jeff Cunningham
1 year ago
Reply to  polidori redux

People are animals too.

Arnold Grutt
Arnold Grutt
1 year ago

Witches had their cats in old folklore and they were also seen as the ‘Devil’s familiar’ (cf. the cat that curls up on Harry Lime’s shoes in the film version of ‘The Third Man’ (‘He only ever liked Harry.’ says Lime’s girlfriend)). Their solitary behaviour was also held to indicate this, and their thick, soft fur was taken as a symbol of ‘luxurious’ sexuality and promiscuity.

Last edited 1 year ago by Arnold Grutt
Marcia McGrail
Marcia McGrail
1 year ago

Many killers practice their art on animals. The move onto human prey depends on the context which makes an interesting question – do folks who like beheading others hone their skills in their particular version of abattoirs?

Arnold Grutt
Arnold Grutt
1 year ago
Reply to  Marcia McGrail

There are questions that can be asked about a killer’s choice of victim. For instance why should cats be a frequent victim of this type of offence but (as far as I know) dogs only rarely?
One can deduce fairly easily why a serial killer might choose women as victims (previous rejection or maybe an imputation of immorality within a male favouring subculture, or anger at supposed social favouritism in a jobs market and so on). But why do many mass-shooters choose young children as their victims?

Last edited 1 year ago by Arnold Grutt
Eric Blair
Eric Blair
1 year ago

Deranged man murders a few cats – outrage and significant expenditure of time and treasure to convict the offender.
Millions of cats out murdering the wildlife every night? That’s entirely ok.
Weird.

Peter Lloyd
Peter Lloyd
1 year ago
Reply to  Eric Blair

I actually think more people hate cats for their environmental impact, than hate humans for their vastly more destructive behaviours. I also suspect a correlation between cat hating and indifference to human-caused destruction.

(I do not intend to understate the massive damage cats do… especially those dumped by humans).

Marcia McGrail
Marcia McGrail
1 year ago
Reply to  Peter Lloyd

No. I definitely hate humans for their vastly more destructive behaviours – they should license, neuter/spay, collar/(big)bell & microchip all cats.
Hate cats?..not so much.

Jorge Espinha
Jorge Espinha
1 year ago
Reply to  Eric Blair

100% agree

chris sullivan
chris sullivan
1 year ago
Reply to  Eric Blair

About time someone made this very relevant point !

Jorge Espinha
Jorge Espinha
1 year ago

The real killers are the cats. Domestic and feral cats kill millions of birds, small reptiles and other small mammals every year. They should be kept inside for that reason.

Marshall Ballantine-Jones
Marshall Ballantine-Jones
1 year ago
Reply to  Jorge Espinha

They should be neutered until in a genreation or two, they have been completely erradicated from domestic possession. After that, all strays should be shot.

Carter S
Carter S
1 year ago

Once again mystified by the author of ‘Write To The Point: How To Be Clear, Correct and Persuasive on the Page’. Thought by the title it might be satire or something, maybe.. After reading I have absolutely no idea. Does this essay have a point?

Last edited 1 year ago by Carter S
Anna Bramwell
Anna Bramwell
1 year ago

I thought from the title Leith was going to talk about the serial killers known as cats, killing g-d knows how many birds a year.

Jeff Cunningham
Jeff Cunningham
1 year ago
Reply to  Anna Bramwell

And mice. And rats.

Last edited 1 year ago by Jeff Cunningham