Getting the gang back together: Jeremy Corbyn (L), Barry Gardiner (C), and John McDonnell at Labour Conference. Credit: Dan Kitwood/Getty

At the Young Labour rally, in bright lipstick and with shiny hair, they thrill to protest. I think it is Oedipal, and more an emotional than a political imperative, but I am a Social Democrat. The room — called The Empress but no matter — is alive with protest; protest for its own sake. Beyond it there is nothing: certainly not power. Here, at the Empress, they would rather lead the party than have the party lead the country. That is clear. They speak to the voters, but they do not listen to them. Their voters are theoretical. Their analysis of the 2019 defeat is: not enough Corbynism, plus sabotage. The reason for their problems now is: purge.
They fete themselves, and attack the Labour leadership, which they treat like a pantomime villain, with boos and hisses. Starmer is obviously Sylvia Plath’s Daddy: “Daddy, I have had to kill you”. The leadership named this event “Cancelled” on the conference app, but changed their minds, and this is their revenge. I can hear their narcissism in their cadences, and their applause. It is their Conference. They are Labour. When a trade union leader says her union is not affiliated to the Labour Party, they cheer. The obvious question: so why are they?
We hear Richard Burgon MP, and John McDonnell MP, then Corbyn comes, still denied the Labour whip. I marvel at the vanity of this supposedly humble man, but I never believed in his humility, any more than I believed in his anti-racism. Anti-racism is only meaningful when you extend it to your political enemies, and he never did. He ignored the abuse of live female Jewish MPs but stands in solidarity with dead Jews, who need nothing from him, can’t attack him, and are as theoretical to him as voters. The humble change their minds, and he never does: his humility is performative, in a shy glance at the youthful supporters, in a tender bowing of the head. He looks sorrowful — he lost — then happy: I still have you. To be fair, he does sound like the most sensible man in the room. But that is his job: to sound sane and vexed — Magic Grandpa — while his supporters bully and scream. “In the last leadership election, our members and unions were promised unity, but instead we are given division,” he mourns. He will spend the whole of Conference inciting division, and haunting Conference with his vanity.
He pleads for organisation: “If we want the Labour Party to be a vehicle to win elections to confront the climate emergency and redistribute wealth and power to the many from the few, then we need to come together” for policies “the majority of people actually want, not what the establishment and its media mouthpieces insist they should want. If our leadership won’t champion that path, our movement must and will.”
He speaks for a long time. I watch them as they get bored and shuffle about. I am not surprised by their boredom. Corbyn is a drug to them, and it is preferable to meet your drug on your own terms. Like the Queen, he is more magnificent in their heads. I think they treat him as he treats the voters: as theoretical.
The drama is in opposition here, the fun: and I am guilty of it too. I ignore the real Conference, in which Starmer wins most of the votes, glumly and determinedly securing the machinery of the party, and patiently being stalked by broadcast journalists who copy Paxman but have none of his gifts and so mostly sound like angry shoppers demanding a refund. I look at the edges: for the far-Left in flight. They are, I decide, very like chickens in nature and behaviour: when they feel threatened, they flock together, and they make a lot of noise.
I find Piers Corbyn standing outside Conference, talking into a megaphone. He does not speak to an audience because there isn’t one, beside me. He is talking to the megaphone, to which he seems surgically attached: to himself. “There were massive pterodactyls,” he says. There was a context, but the megaphone failed both of us.
I go to Jewish Voice for Labour [JVL], Corbyn’s ancient Pretorian guard of Jewish anti-Zionists, picketing Conference with a banner showing every one of their leadership scolded, or warned. It fills the page. You would think they might be ashamed, but they aren’t, because, like Corbyn, nothing is ever their fault. They are not as mad as the man with the painting of Keir Starmer segueing into Joseph Stalin, who killed 50 million people, standing just outside the Conference centre. “It is more his attitude to democracy,” he says, when I point out that Starmer has not killed 50 million people, or even one. But they are close behind.
At their event, which is called, hopefully, Labour in Crisis, they talk about the purge with all the self-knowledge of — well, people who don’t know a lot about Russia. I listen to 80 non-Jews enabled in their Jew hate by a clutch of Corbynist Jews. They are paranoiacs. “Maybe we should turn our phones off,” says Leah Levane, who was expelled from the Labour Party the day before, “Who knows who is listening? One of my comrades,” she adds, “suggested that I announce I am taking a big risk by appearing on a platform with myself”. She summarises Conference from the far-Left perspective, and quite well: “This is a shitshow.”
John McDonnell MP is at the back, standing for ease of getaway. He needs it. Because Tony Greenstein, expelled from Labour for anti-Semitism, attacks a journalist from LBC while saying: “I don’t trust you!” He takes his telephone — he says the journalist is recording the vulnerable, meaning himself — and throws it on the floor. The journalist argues, but when he leaves the room, they applaud. Later, when Greenstein speaks — “it was never about anti-Semitism” — he says, meaning mainstream Jewish opposition to JVL, and it was — they cheer again. They love Greenstein because they love failure: he is their dilemma in a man. For them, it is easy to ignore an assault on a journalist if it is a journalist they dislike. It is easy, too, to laugh at Greenstein, who looks more like a child’s scruffy toy than anything else. Except, one day, the Greenstein will be bigger, and the journalist will be smaller.
It goes on all week: the Defend the Left rally, the Tribune rally, Labour against the Witchhunt [LAW], where Jackie Walker and Chris Williamson, both expelled from Labour, appear. At LAW, where Greenstein is again self-appointed security, a speaker says: “We would normally be full, but people are afraid to come.” I hope they don’t tell themselves that about the electorate. But they still believe in false consciousness: in the theoretical voter.
The night before Conference closes, the Socialist Campaign Group of Labour MPs meet in the circus tent at The World Transformed – the parallel far-Left conference. It features many of Corbyn’s allies. It is the shadow Shadow Cabinet. There is a banner in the corner that says, “Take Back Control”. It may be a joke. They stand out into the night in monstrous rain and, because Corbynism is a religion, they chant a creed: “Oh, Jeremy Corbyn.” Corbyn speaks last, but is here from the beginning, which surprises me — does he not have better things to do? Of course not: he only speaks to his supporters, because he is a god in tiny rooms.
Barry Gardiner MP calls the crowd, “the people who give us all hope” and he has never needed hope more. “There is no meat on the shelves,” he cries, as evidence of catastrophe. He stops himself and says, “Sorry about the vegans.” A man shouts: “Fuck Starmer, fuck Starmer!” They veer between defiance and despair: “All the dreams and optimism have been sucked out of us”. I notice someone is playing patience on their iPhone. They will need it.
“Despair will get us nowhere,” says Nadia Whittome MP. “Don’t leave. What would have happened if Jeremy Corbyn had left?” John McDonnell MP agrees: “You cannot win the fight if you are not in the struggle.”
Richard Burgon MP, who depends on repetition for all his oratory, and manages to sound both stupid and convinced, shouts: “The Labour left is alive! The Labour left is winning on the Conference floor! The Labour left is winning in the streets, and it will one day win a leadership election!” Lloyd Russell-Moyle MP makes the mistake of calling Starmer, “a nice man”. There are jeers: “Keir Out!” Then: “Keith, Keith, Keith!” It sounds quite chilling when they shout it in unison; I have never been afraid anywhere as a journalist except with the far-Left. Again, they must not leave: “When the phoenix rises again,” says Russell-Moyle, “we will be here, and we will win the General Election.” But they won’t – not by screaming, “Keith” in circus tents. Do they know that? They go back to shouting, “Keith! Keith! Keith!” which I believe is the real purpose of this rally. I do not know why they think this taunt is so deadly, but it does expose their classism and ageism: taunting the lower-middle class Boomer who really is called Keith.
Starmer’s strategy is to ignore them, while taunting them with policy: during his speech to Conference — calm, appropriate, and thrillingly Blairite — he speaks through them. Still, they heckle and hold red cards up — it’s a football metaphor, which they planned: Show Starmer the Red Card. Except they aren’t the referee, not this time. They shout, “It was your fault!” during a Brexit section and “£15 an hour!” — which is the minimum wage they seek. One holds up a sign that says, “No purge”. Another shouts, “Free Julian Assange,” as if Starmer has Assange in his possession, and can hand him over. Mostly they seem confused: when another shouts, “Where is Peter Mandelson?” he sounds as if he genuinely wants to know.
Then — calmly, appropriately, thrillingly – Starmer says words to give them pain, all of which are a warm bath to the Red Wall voters Corbyn lost: police; patriots: NATO; patriots; NATO; police. I wished he had kissed a model of a nuclear submarine; or put a judge’s black cap on his head; or toasted The Queen.
The far-Left hated it. But the far-Left has lost. When it recovers, perhaps it will come to love it. Because the struggle is everything, and the struggle lives on.
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SubscribeAbsolutely it must. Funnily enough, “game-changer” is the exact language that the communist Director General of the WHO used in April to describe the pandemic treaty that remains under negotiation, lauding it as a “generational agreement” that could legally oblige its members to obey the diktats of this unelected, unaccountable, stooge to stamp even harder on the face of humanity than they might otherwise be inclined. The very same communist has repeatedly pushed a “One Health” and “whole of government” and “whole of society” approach to the Treaty. The plan is for WHO’s assembly to discuss a draft in May 2023, and to ratify it in May 2024. (Incidentally, each of these meetings will now take place around four to six weeks after an “informal pre-meeting for interested non-State actors in official relations, Member States and the Secretariat” – ie after a closed-doors meeting with Gates and various of his drug-pusher oddball mates for which no minutes will be published) See https://www.thenewera.uk/p/world-hack-operation for more details.
Compare the WHO’s language with the press release for White House paper cited in this article, https://www.whitehouse.gov/ostp/news-updates/2022/10/18/the-2022-national-biodefense-strategy-builds-upon-administration-st-priorities-for-pandemic-preparedness/
“The National Biodefense Strategy and Implementation Plan on Countering Biological Threats, Enhancing Pandemic Preparedness, and Achieving Global Health Security provides a whole-of-government framework that organizes how the U.S. Government manages its activities to more effectively assess, prevent, prepare for, respond to, and recover from biological threats. It builds from a holistic “One Health” approach by interweaving efforts addressing human, animal, plant, and environmental threats throughout.“
It concludes;
“The Biden-Harris Administration firmly believes it is our generational responsibility to translate the bold biodefense and pandemic preparedness vision outlined across our biopreparedness plans into concrete action that will protect the United States and the world. And for that, the WHOSTP continues to commit our expertise, experience, and enthusiasm to work in partnership with the whole of society to achieve these goals together.”
Can you see what it is yet?
Decent people of all political persuasions and walks of life who can see this for what it is need to try and stay calm, try and avoid getting angry, but really start to question what it is our political leaders are doing. Speak to friends and neighbours about it. Speak to your elected representatives – many are likely oblivious to all of it. The pandemic treaty, and the broader crackpot plans, can and must be stopped.
I don’t remember Gates being a Doctor or Scientist.. Just a cunning Narcissist.
Missed the adjective “wealthy”. His investments in vaccine producers paid 20:1. Not bad. His money lobbies nearly every health organization pushing policies that create even more wealth for his erstwhile charity foundation. Thus the billionaires hide from the taxman.
He also stole the DOS operating system which made his initial fortune from his former employer. He is a horrible person whose only notable achievement is to enrich himself through theft and monopolistic business practices. He’s the last person anyone should listen to, unless you’re trying to be an amoral tyrant.
Given that the CDC was absolutely part of the problem, from the “you have to use our test…oh shit, our test is broken, wait, hang on, i know you think you have a test that works, but hang on, shit, hang on,” to the dishonest mask hogwash (we have known for a REALLY long time, on the order of 50 years, that masks are only effective at reducing the aeresolizing of macro-sized particles), the government was contributing to the problem. When infectious disease nerds and virologists started speaking out, and were censored for it…
This plan is the exact opposite of the direction we should be heading. When there is a crisis, you need more divergent opinions and implementations, until one of them demonstrates efficacy.
Sweden and Florida and Texas showed what governing differently can achieve. Washington can’t.
Yes I am sick of the subject but more than that, I feel traumatized by what they did to us. Don’t think I’ll ever get over it, and it has really changed they way I think about other people. A repeat of the last few years is unthinkable.
For saying these things in February 2021, the writer would have been excoriated, banned, suppressed, massively “othered”. Real epidemiologists, as opposed to the bought and paid for species, did, even then, raise concerns about the “pandemic” program, not to mention daring to question the statistics generated by the establishment and their publication by mouthpiece media. Sceptics, with other outliers, do prove invaluable to the preservation of a species. As risk/benefit evidence mounts, one must indeed question the rationale beyond the whole “Branch Covidian” religion as thrust upon the masses. Timor mortis conturbat me was an easy thin end of the wedge, with the masking, lockdowns etc functioning as useful totems for encouraging solidarity and anesthesia. Sadly, those measures weren’t even harmless placebos — the weakening of the general immune system is now inevitably producing a lot of other, potentially more statistically deadly, illnesses. It has been a tragic folly, and as for Biden, as the zombie legislator of sinister interests, has he forgotten the First Rule of Holes? When you see you’re in one, stop digging!
So the WEF depopulation agenda,ridding the world of us ‘useless eaters’ continues apace. People really need to wake up while they still can!
“As scientists work around the clock to produce the new vaccines and drugs, the poor are consigned to misery and starvation.” The real point is to use “pandemics” to transfer wealth from everyone else to those in Bill Gates class. This is not about keeping us safe. It’s about control.
Not just Biden; the UK Gov coincidentally shares this “100 Days Mission” that Gates pushes and wants the G7 to adopt.
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/100-days-mission-to-respond-to-future-pandemic-threats
Indeed and it is extremely worrying. I posted above before seeing your post that this speeding up of vaccine production was agreed at the 2021 G7 farce hosted by Johnson in Cornwall.
Everyone should realize by now that Biden is a sock puppet for establishment, business as usual, neoliberal ideas and nobody embodies that more than Gates. This should come as no surprise to anyone.
So odd. We really had ducked a serious pandemic for ~100 years likely because of better sanitation in society and in persons. Personal sanitation of mouth and nose using simple salt solutions can reduce respiratory infections and was commonly used in years past, ignored today.
Then magically a few years back MERS and SARS arrived as zoonotic illnesses but had limited transmissibility and perhaps too lethal to propagate. Then tinkering created some newer versions that may never happen in nature. This has certainly created a new industry, the pandemic industry complex, that perhaps is of little benefit to society.
Preparing for a future unknown pathogen, the next 100 year event, is good business for some. Hopefully we are not trying to speed that pandemic schedule. Zoonotic creations have been faced by humans over a very long time and we have evolved a complicated little understood immune system that copes well. Oddly some claim that gain of function efforts are to ensure we are ready for that rapid vaccine creation using novel, little tested, vaccine creation platforms. We expect that the laboratory GOF work prepares us for a possible zoonotic arrival. Plausible claims that climate change along with encroachment animal/human increase the zoonotic risk. A lab leak then becomes more possible perhaps a good reason not to do GOF with the purpose of rapid vaccine creation. The vaccines we have created recently don’t seem to work that well and may even by harmful to some. Are we blind to that truth?
Shut Up, Put on your mask, go inside, Now!
Gates is a quixotic tyrannical globalist with no more than a dilettante command of the intersection of science and public health. Go home, Bill. We don’t want you on ‘the team’
Bill Gates would also be happy if the world were depopulated.
Well, one thing’s for sure: Joe Biden isn’t capable of writing a plan on how to find the restrooms in the White House, so he sure as heck can’t figure out what to do to handle a pandemic. For that matter, neither can Mr. Omniscient, Bill Gates.
After the experience of Covid, surely a lock down is out of the question – in free societies at least.
The plan to accelerate vaccine productions was agreed at the absurd G7 meeting hosted by Johnson in Cornwall last year. Do you remember that farce? The mask wearing and social distancing only when cameras were focused on them?
We should learn from the Covid pandemic but we should also be prepared for a very different virus, natural or man made. A polarised politics on what to do next time helps no one. Covid is very infectious but lethal only in a quite well defined portion of the population. Suppose the next pandemic is carried asymptomatically in adults but is lethal in children. Would you really not want to be prepared for whatever it took to save their lives?
How would lockdown work then? You would have to separate the children from the adults so where would you put them?
The Chinese simply just took children away from their parents! Cruelty seems endemic in this disastrous not Brave New World!