Newcastle United are perhaps the best-supported underachievers in world football. The Magpies were last champions of England so long ago that Thomas Hardy and Wyatt Earp were still breathing when Hughie Gallacher lifted the old First Division trophy in 1927. When Ruud Gullit was manager in the late 90s he assumed the club was cursed, and sought advice on exorcism from a local priest, even asking the kitman to sprinkle salt in the St James’ Park changing room to ward off evil spirits.
Sadly I was saddled with the Magpies as a child, and although they’ve been spoiling my weekends for several decades now, I still hold a season ticket in the Gallowgate End. But with fans locked out of the Premier League, I’m scratching the football itch elsewhere.
On top of this recent move by Premier League clubs to charge £14.95 to watch their games on a pay-per-view basis might be the final straw for many football supporters. It’s not so much the cost that irritates me, but the relentless grasping venality of professional football — so it was great to see Newcastle United supporters respond by raising over £20,000 for a local foodbank rather than giving more money to the Premier League.
Instead I’ve found joy with the Ebac Northern League, the second oldest football league in the world (founded in 1889), and the stage for some of the great names of amateur football: Bishop Auckland in their light and dark blue halved shirts (started by theological students from Oxbridge exiled in the north); “the Lawyers” from Tow Law FC, whose Ironworks Road ground, perched on the freezing slopes of the North Pennines, is reputedly the coldest in English football; and the famous West Auckland, “World Cup” winners in 1909 and 1911 when a team of Durham pitmen somehow inveigled their way into an international tournament against professional European sides and won, twice (including a famous victory against Juventus).
The first non-league side I ever supported was West Allotment Celtic, a North Tyneside pit village team who played in the Northern Alliance. The father of a school pal was their club secretary so we got to hang out with the “committee men” in their matching V-neck sweaters, raid the post-match “buffy” (buffet) for plate pie and pease pudding, and travel to away fixtures against exotic opposition like Carlisle Gillford Park or Spittal Rovers (the most northerly team in England).
But I’d grown up with stories of the most famous non-league team of them all: Blyth Spartans. My great-grandfather, despite being wounded at Arras and Passchendaele, had been the Pep Guardiola of the coalfields, as a combative halfback and then manager at Croft Park — the Nou Camp of North East amateur football. Blyth might not look much like ancient Sparta, but the locals shared a similar devotion to hard work and athleticism, and there can’t be many football grounds where Plutarch is quoted above the grandstand: “Spartans do not ask ‘how many are the enemy, but where are they.’”
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SubscribeMust be nice to be able to watch some footy where they don’t “take the knee”.
I only go to non league football now, love it, stand or sit where you want, it doesn’t cost a fortune to buy a cup of tea and none of this kneeling down nonsense.
I believe the Premier League plans to introduce some ‘kneeling only’ areas,
Nice one, Fraser!
Great stuff. I remember Blyth Spartans beating Stoke City – the nearest big club to me – in the FA Cup in 1978 with a goal or two from Alan Shoulder. As a Derby fan I had some fun at the expense of the Stoke fans at school. At the time I vaguely thought they were ‘Blithe’ Spartans, playing the game with a light hearted spirit in which cared little if they won or lost.
I’m not a huge fan of football, and certainly not of the ridiculous and obscenely-financed Premier League. However I used to dabble in the Non-League version and enjoyed it – in fact I was for a few seasons on the committee of Portsmouth Royal Navy FC (now United Services Portsmouth). Happy days in the Wessex League.
I enjoyed reading that. The folk in the North East are the most knowledgeable and passionate football supporters in the country. It is no coincidence that most of the successful English managers in English football (Paisley, Clough, Robson, Revie) are local lads. Is it a coincidence that captains of the England men’s and women’s teams ( Jordan Henderson and Steph Houghton) are local to Sunderland!
And I must make a special journey back to the north to watch “El Workingclassico” – brilliant!
Given the headline, I came to this piece looking forward to some juicy insights from the controversial Matteo Salvini.
Not being a particular lover of, ‘the beautiful game’, in whatever form it may take, needless to say I came away from it somewhat disappointed.
Great piece. Thanks for the Plutarch quote. The country needs to remember that one and not be scaredy cats. Also loved the ‘El Workingclassico’. Wish I could be there to watch some games! Good luck to them all.
I’ve also converted to the non league side. Being from South Shields it’s nice to see them get a mention. We were an massively disappointed with the season getting wiped out this year. But yes there’s a lot less price and much more freedom at these games.