An uprising against the hated elite by the people of [checks notes] Islington (Photo by Tolga AKMEN / AFP) (Photo by TOLGA AKMEN/AFP via Getty Images)

At school, I always loved the moment in language lessons when you had to learn how to list your siblings. Thanks to my parents’ divorce and remarriages, I have a brother, a sister, a half-sister and three step sisters, which meant I got to show off my mastery of complicated words like stiefschwestern and hermanastras. I pitied the children with boring families and boring things to say like “je suis enfant unique.” What surprised me, though, was that even my best friends could never quite remember which of my sisters belonged to which step parent. We have infinite ability to understand the complexity of our own lives. But when we think about other people? The details get blurred, like the background in a Zoom video.
I was reminded of this very human weakness as I listened to Dominic Cummings exhaustively describe the “complicated, tricky situation” that had led him to drive his family to Durham at the end of March. He seemed to think that “complicated” and “tricky” were evidence that his circumstances were exceptional. Because, like my school friends, he was blind to the complexity of others’ lives — the thousands upon thousands of other parents who also had little children, sick spouses and important jobs.
The government wrote a lockdown policy that was radically different to the norm in our common law system. Under common law, everything is legal unless prohibited by law. During the lockdown the default was the opposite: it was illegal to leave your home unless you had a good excuse. That shift puts an impossible burden on those who draft the law, to think of every single good reason that could arise, in the infinite variety of human experience.
They missed a few. Of course they did. They deluded themselves that a short list of legal exemptions would be enough. They deluded themselves that tricky and complicated were rare.
This is an affliction that runs right through the heart of policymaking. We build models and spreadsheets to establish what the impact of a policy might be. To fit into those spreadsheets, the people have to be grouped into categories of similar people, and then all the inconvenient and incompatible details of their lives have to be stripped away. And that’s when we’re doing things properly. Half the time, we simply make an assumption that everyone in the population is very much like us.
In the 2005 General Election, my job was to research and advocate for the Liberal Democrat plan to replace Council Tax with a local income tax. I spent weeks poring over data about household composition: who lives in what family groups. I remember being astonished by how few families met the model I had in my head for normal — in other words the model I had grown up with — two full-time working parents with children. At the time, less than one in 10 households had two parents working full time, and children at home.
It didn’t stop the media writing up reports about the terrible impact of the Lib Dems’ proposals that were almost always based on the calculation of two full time workers on the average income. I counted it a victory for common sense on the rare occasions they bothered to put the mother on the average female income, as it brought the total down by several thousand pounds. But even then single parents, retired people, disabled people, students, working people who lived on their own: the impact on them was obliterated by the urgent yearning for simplicity among the people who designed infographics.
That yearning for simplicity is at the root of countless policy failures. Take Universal Credit. It was designed to radically simplify the welfare system, which everyone agreed was far too complicated. Wouldn’t it be easier, we asked ourselves, if people got a single, simple payment to meet all of their needs? If all the benefits were rolled into one, and you could apply via a single online portal?
I fell for this delusion myself. I watched experts draw graphs on whiteboards in meetings, and say things like “smooth taper” and I found myself seduced. This would be so much better than what I’d described in speeches as the “rollercoaster of tax credit overpayments”. I failed to fully understand that tax credits had become chaotic for claimants primarily because their lives were chaotic. Their incomes were unstable. They could get more hours one week, and lose them the next. Their childcare could fall through. They could be booted out of their home. They could be victims of fraud.
Of course, I knew these things were possible. But I didn’t recognise that they were normal — more likely to happen than not, for the people who would use UC. The welfare system shouldn’t be built for the average person. It has to be built for the extreme cases — or at least for the average claimant. And the average claimant is more likely to have a mental health problem than not, so making the system accessible for people with mental illness isn’t a luxury. It has to be your starting point.
The sad truth is that not even treatment pathways for people with mental health problems have been designed to suit the needs of the people they serve. They send appointment letters to people’s homes, not recognising that half of people with a mental health problem report they struggle with opening the post. I’ve heard stories of people blacklisted from treatment because they didn’t turn up for appointments they didn’t know they had.
Take sentencing policy. It is almost always written by people who’ve never committed a crime, and assume they understand the way to deter people who have from doing it again. They imagine that a long sentence will be a better deterrent, because they themselves would hate to go to prison. They rarely stop to think about the complex interplay of forces that drives kids to carry knives or join a gang: fear, status, opportunity.
A benefits adviser I met a couple of years ago told me about a single mum who’d got into debt to buy a 52-inch flat screen TV. No matter how bad things got, she wouldn’t get rid of the TV. It was the biggest on the estate. Plenty of people would be quick to judge her. But she kept the TV because it was status for her teenage son: he and his friends would stay indoors and play video games. It kept him out of a gang.
No one is going to suggest a national programme to buy large TVs for teenagers at risk, and I wouldn’t want them to. Only a parent could possibly know that this was the one thing that would make a difference for their child.
But we have to stop with the cookie cutter policies, imposed on everyone as if we were all identical. This is about so much more than lockdown. Complicated and tricky is everywhere you look. One-size fits all policies designed in Whitehall can’t possibly accommodate the infinite diversity of human experience. Central policy makers need to develop the humility to understand that other people’s lives are just as multi-coloured as their own. We must stop blurring out the background, and give people who can see the problem for what it is, the power to fix it. That means more flexibility — whether for benefits advisers, youth workers, therapists, community groups or local councils. One size fits no one.
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Subscribe“‘Let’s Go Brandon'”
(for those of you up on the Biden memes)
I know it, so it must have gone horribly mainstream.
Horribly mainstream is combining Let’s Go, Brandon with a Squid Game allusion.
After what the Democrats have done with COVID hysteria, lockdown, mask mandates and now vaccine mandates, I will never support that party again.
I’m very much in camp DeSantis these days.
Aka ‘deathSantis’ in Florida.
Only the a-holes call him that.
Well I guess I’m one of them.
Admitting the problem is the first step to recovery.
Diehard democratic voters will still be waving little blue flags when the lights finally go out, the streets are overcome and the entire populace fights each other on the streets.
Fear is deadlier than COVID.
Strange how no one compares death rates per capita in Florida to California or New York….even before you adjust for higher cancer death rates, mental illness, etc, resulting from over the top lockdown measures.
Is it fulfilling being a pawn of the Establishment?
To your list add: the Afghanistan debacle, Kamala Harris-the-joke/joker- of a VP, support of CRT is schools, the disaster at the southern border (and just Biden’s laisse faire immigration policy in general), returning the Interior Dept to Wash DC after Trump moved it to Colorado (the USA needs to break up the DC federal govt colossus where the average income is so high from lobbyists and federal dollars they don’t even experience national recessions.), Biden’s disasterous cabinet – General Milley who’s way out over his skis pandering to China, National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan who it appears is going to be implicated for perpetuating Hillary’s Russia Hoax, Transportation Secretary Buttigeig who has completely lost the plot or never really found it and is no where to be seen re: The Southwest Airline problems….just about every cabinet member ‘has issues’. Not to mention the looniness of Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer who can’t seem to fart-straight in Congress. Say what you will about Trump – he got a lot of good things done for the USA – many of which Biden has reversed through Executive Orders. Biden /Harris is a disaster.
Education, education, education! NOVA is heavily Democrat and I would have said, despite parts of VA being deep red, that Youngkin sadly does not stand a chance. McAuliffe throwing his lot in so strongly with the school boards may cost him in terms of turnout and independents.
In Northern Virginia parents are increasingly frustrated with the attitudes of school boards: the COVID response, the equity/CRT policies and the silencing of parents who complain. Take a look at the current goings on at Thomas Jefferson High in Fairfax (the WSJ has a piece on the PTSA leader today and his campaign against the school board).
In Loudoun County school board meetings have been closed to comment due to ‘aggressive’ parents. One of the parents being arrested being Scott Smith of Leesburg who wanted to talk about the assault on his daughter in a high school bathroom by a transgender student, a student who apparently assaulted another girl in an empty classroom not long after. The school board closed comments before he was due to speak and he then got an argument with part of the usual kindness crew who said she did not believe his daughter.
See also in Loudoun County, Beth Barts who is being recalled for after she made a list of parents in a private Facebook group who she said should be tracked so that their claims about the school board could be countered (mostly claims about CRT).
Parents across the board are seriously unhappy with the way school boards are being managed, and no surprise. It will be an uphill battle, but I would love to see Youngkin pull this off.
Well, I enjoyed this read, a relief as I was getting weary of Unheard. I am British but always try to fit Virginia into my US holiday schedules. I had noticed subtle changes through general vibes that you tend to pick up when you stay in places, during my latest visits, there were things abroad that I didn`t like, folk stirring pots simply to course rancour.
An aside – I was lucky enough to visit the old Museum of the Confederacy before it was ” absorbed” into the Woke-fest institution that is now the American Civil War Museum. I am all for telling a holistic story but it is the predictably woke narrative that drives me mad.
In a way its somehow appropriate that a spotlight has fallen on this State.
I have ties to the state going back thirty years and visit often. Appalls me how much Virginia has changed. The Peoples Republic of Northern Virginia, its kudzu-like vines spreading along I-95, has come to dominate Old Dominion.
Win Virginia. Win. Not steal. Virginia does not belong to the Democrats.
A bit of a misleading headline. While NOVA is certainly aligned with the DC bigger government democrat voter, the school issue has been ugly for big government fans. Many are turned off by the arrogance of the school boards and unions who have abandoned their clients. McAuliffe erred in suggesting the boards know more than parents about what children need to learn. If the NOVA turns on him, he is lost. The D’s own urban areas but the R’s dominate other areas. The balance is too close to call, but the incompetence of the D’s has hurt their cause.
Virginia, like the rest of the country, asked for it and they are getting it. One in every seven VA residents is foreign-born.
They thought anybody could be an American, so they let anybody in. One million legal immigrants mostly from the Third World per year for 40 years. Fools.
Now they whine about how things have changed and blame the Democrats — who do they think is voting heavily for the Democrats?
Great Britain would never be so foolish as to believe anybody could be English, right?
Wait, what?