Bill Clinton is a peculiar figure on the landscape of American ex-presidents — a fact of which we’ve been reminded this week, with the release of his newest book. The existence of a book is not unusual, granted; most former occupants of the Oval Office write memoirs after they’ve left, to the point that it’s practically a requirement. But Clinton’s 2018 offering, The President Is Missing, and his latest, The President’s Daughter are not tell-alls about his time at the top; they are the sort of ridiculous thriller in which the President of the United States would call up an overseas SEAL team, mid-operation and against protocol, to give them the following order in a motivational growl: “Now you squids body-bag that son of a bitch for the country.”
These books are a sort of ultra-niche entry into the “own voices” category of fiction: written by an author (in this case, a President) who shares key identity characteristics with his characters (also Presidents.) In fact, the president in Clinton’s new book, Matthew Keating, becomes an ex-president himself just 60 pages in, after his power-hungry VP, Pamela Barnes, leverages the fallout from a botched kill operation in Afghanistan to defeat Keating in the Democratic primary.
Keating is understandably demoralised by this experience; on the eve of Barnes’ inauguration, we find him standing morosely on a snowy tarmac, lamenting his one-term presidency while his wife attempts to comfort him: “Matt, you could have done so much more if the entire system hadn’t been crippled long before you entered the Oval Office,” she says. “From Twitter mobs to focus groups, nothing can get done anymore.”
Ah, Twitter: a destructive force capable of crippling democracy itself! But when the narrative jumps ahead by two years, Keating remains at loose ends: procrastinating on his memoirs, and filling the hours by challenging his long-suffering security agent to canoe-racing competitions. (In what is perhaps a bit of wish-fulfilment on the part of the book’s author, Keating is the repeated winner of these races. He is also, he makes sure to tell us, not wearing a shirt.)
Needless to say, these books are not great works of literature. The President’s Daughter is in many cases profoundly silly. Barnes, in particular, is a Machiavellian caricature whose nightly routine involves sipping Scotch like a James Bond villain while her wormy husband massages lotion into her cracked and aching feet — “a constant irritant since she stood up for herself and others and entered politics years back.” It is representative of the overall writing quality that one cannot tell if this is simply a clunky accident of sentence construction, or if we are meant to believe that Barnes’ feet literally hurt from figuratively standing up.
But choppy writing and crappy character development aside, Bill Clinton’s little renaissance as a co-writer of pulpy political thrillers is fascinating for what it reveals about the unique conundrum faced by the men who used to be President — and, per American tradition, retain the title for life — but are now, alas, just men.
There’s a certain expectation, or at least a desire, that American presidents step back from public life after they leave office. George Washington set this bar when he retired to his farm in Mount Vernon in 1797, expressing “a determination not to intermeddle in any public matter” for the rest of his life. It’s an example that has proved inspirational: when Barack Obama left office, he too referenced the “wise American tradition of ex-presidents gracefully exiting the political stage and making room for new voices.”
Obviously, this tradition is not being observed in our present moment. America’s most recent ex-president not only eschewed the graceful exit, but is reportedly expecting to be declared the real winner and reinstalled in office any day now.
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SubscribeClinton was often referred to as a political natural and I think that’s true. He’s the ultimate ‘people person’ who needs an audience to feel alive. So it’s not surprising he’s signing book deals, or podcast deals, just to remain engaged. Someone like him is incapable of doing a Ronald Reagan and retiring to his ranch to ride horses and bale hay.
For me, Clinton is the embodiment of Democratic hypocrisy. I have no idea whether the allegations of him being a rapist are true but it’s been widely reported he has always enjoyed an active social life and has had many extra-marital affairs. He is much more polished than Trump but his personal life is just as complicated and tawdry. But the Dems happily overlooked all of that while they portrayed Trump as the Beast come among us.
By the way, I notice that commenters who are members of Unherd no longer have the ‘Member’ label next to their name. That disappoints me. I very much enjoyed virtue signaling my membership. 😛
I had noticed that the number of contributors had dropped sharply. Does this mean that non-members are no longer with us?
They could still be reading all the comments. At least with The Guardian you can read the comments without having to subscribe, which is nice of them. I wonder how longer that will last, maybe they’re still desperate for the click traffic.
I don’t think non-subscribers can post comments – seems to have changed a week or so back. I have not checked but I would not be surprised if old comments by non-subscribers have been blitzed too.
There is a cost to commenting software which may be linked to the number of users, in which case funding it for people who aren’t subscribing costs UnHerd money.
About a week ago Unherd changed its policy so that non-members can’t contribute to the comments section. Unherd then released a statement saying non-members are now limited to reading no more than five articles per month. So far as I know, non-members can read the comments section of those five articles.
All this happened just before Unherd announced its upcoming pub event in London where members and non-members can listen to a panel, moderated by Freddie Sayers, discuss whether the pandemic has permanently changed society. It all seems to be part of a subscription drive. That’s the great challenge facing all on-line publications: getting people to pay for content.
…and all this happened only a few months after the slogan was ‘Register to keep reading – but don’t worry! It’s not a paywall!!’
Oh Yes It Is.
#metoo
The Clintons have more than exceeded their 15 minutes. They are boring at this point in the game, but neither of them, including Chelsea can shut up for a moment.
Bill Clinton has spent most of the past 40 years ingeniously reinventing himself as not a serial rapist. And onlookers have, for about 40 years, (actually 43 years since he brutally raped Juanita Broaddrick) been too willing to play along. As if the brilliant progeny of Arkansas trailer-trash were just a salt-of-the-earth good ole boy when all the evidence suggests he’s a criminal sociopath. That he’s chosen at this stage to fictionalize himself in the presidency seems just about right. He must be imagining his legacy repaired by a loss to Bob Dole in 1996 and the world spared the gruesome glimpse into his criminal-sexual fetishes.
Clinton is a bit of a character and people love special characters.
He plays a mean saxophone!