So you decided to read this article. Thanks very much and all that, but are you sure you’re up to it? Do you really have powers of concentration sufficient to make it to the end of the page? There are biscuits in the biscuit tin. Somewhere, Candy requires crushing. Mail Online has probably just published a photograph of an actress who is not the same age as she was five years ago. Are you not feeling twitchy, even as your eye glides towards the question mark at the end of this first paragraph?
No? OK. I guess you must be one of those George Eliot types who stays up until 2am devouring German critical theory, and has never dreamt of liking a squirrel video or eating a whole packet of custard creams. But here are the headlines, just in case you’re drifting.
The smartphone is rewiring our brains.
It is shrinking our attention spans.
It has reduced our cognitive competence to goldfish level.
If you’ve been staying alert, you’ll have heard all this before. And if you haven’t, then you can see it insisted upon in an acclaimed documentary streaming now on a device near you. Screened Out is the work of the Canadian director, Jon Hyatt, and it is full of troubling statistics. The most troubling arrives in its fourth minute. “A study done by Microsoft revealed that the average attention span dropped from twelve seconds to eight since the mobile revolution began,” says the anxious voiceover, “which makes our attention span a second below a goldfish, which is only nine.”
Helpfully, at this point, Screened Out shows us all the relevant numbers and the image of a gormless-looking fish. Not that we need them. As the Guardian’s reviewer pointed out, “Jon Hyatt runs the risk of stating the bleeding obvious by elaborating on facts everyone is already aware of.”
Here’s something that I suppose must be less obvious. Some of these facts are not facts. Many of those that are don’t amount to much. One of Hyatt’s interviewees, Nicholas Kardaras — a doctor who thinks that video games are as addictive as heroin and claims to have treated a boy reduced to a catatonic state by playing too much Minecraft — says this of digital technology: “It’s changing your kid’s brain. It’s rewiring your children, developmentally, neurologically.” This is true. All human experiences rewire the brain. That’s how brains work. If they didn’t, they would be some other order of object. One that would, say, not think to question that scary stat about digital technology and goldfish.
The Microsoft study quoted so vividly in Screened Out is not a scientific paper. It’s a 2015 consumer report carried out by the marketing team of the firm’s Canadian division. True, it contains an infographic that expresses identical claims about the decline of the average human attention span. But the only footnotes refer to texts that are either irrelevant or untraceable.
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SubscribeI don’t quite share your optimism over the benign effects of some of our technologies, especially smartphones, but I think your piece was quite devilishly funny, and it definitely made me think about all this afresh, so thanks.
I would encourage you not to be so fish-ist though. Your obvious bigotry toward goldfish with your “gormless-looking fish” was simply unacceptable in such a noble, politically correct forum as Unherd. For some reason this put me into a strangely delicious state where I felt both a protective fondness for goldfish – a new one for me – and a guilty inability to stop giggling. Excellent stuff!
Were you paying attention? I don’t see where he glamorizes technology but quite a historical account of our perspective as a collective to the technologies of any particular time
Perhaps my wording was unclear to you. I never said he “glamorised” tech (can’t quite see where you got that one – were you paying attention? Forgive me, that was indeed a little snarky). I was trying to say that I think the smartphone may well have some of the claimed negative effects in the article, although the author seemed to be doubting this. However, I’m open to be persuaded otherwise.
I wish I had time to read all of the following studies, and maybe study their methods more, but a quick reading says they prove that there is a relation between the decrease of attention and internet addiction:
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/j.1440-1819.2004.01290.x
https://bmcpsychiatry.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12888-017-1408-x
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1054139X07000936
And those are just a few of them that I could find right now.