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“Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful” was William Morris’ useful advice, providing an admirably stripped-down checklist to support us chuckers in our constant war with the hoarders. If it’s not beautiful or useful, get rid of it.
But the hoarders have a new option in their pathological avoidance of de-cluttering: hire some self-storage space. According to the 2018 Self Storage Association UK Annual Industry Report – and no, it’s not a riveting read – the self-storage industry continues to enjoy the boom times in Britain. There is now over 40 million square feet of storage space in the UK, much of it filled with the mountains of detritus that we have acquired over the years and, for some reason, find ourselves unable to part with.
These sad little (or not so little) storerooms of our useless crap tell an important tale about the spiritual and political malady of our times: consumerism. These are the places where the dreams sold to us by the advertising industry go to die. One day all our expensively accumulated rubbish will be cleared out into the skip – but we do not want to face how that mocks our consumerist commitments, how it rubbishes (literally) the underlying economic assumption of our times.
And yet our economy is driven by the consumer, and that economic growth (needed to pay off our national debts) is brought about by encouraging us to want more and more, to buy more and more, thus to further stimulate the economy. We are thus constantly pressured to sit in front of Amazon and buy things we don’t particularly want, and certainly don’t need, with money we don’t have. More, more, more. Growth, growth, growth.
When Keynes gave his famous lecture “Economic Possibility for our Grandchildren” in 1930, he predicted that “the standard of life in progressive countries one hundred years hence will be between four and eight times as high as it is to-day”. He was roughly about right about this. But what he was completely wrong about was when he said we would work a great deal less, enjoying the fruits of economic prosperity in the Eden of creative leisure and free time spent with our loved ones.
Keynes was naive – he did not distinguish properly between the stuff that we need and the stuff that we can be made to want, especially by clever advertising. And whereas needs are potentially satiable, wants are not. So Keynes was wrong about his Eden of leisured prosperity because he didn’t imagine us being foolish enough to be kept on the treadmill by being made to want all the crap that we now pay to put into storage.
Consider: you are in the garden, messing around with the kids, doing nothing in the lovely weather, and you flop for a moment in front of the TV, and the adverts come on. And the message they all give is a version of this: this life, the life you have now, this messing about with the kids, is all a bit shit really. Just think how much better it could be with a new car/body/house/holiday/kitchen etc etc. Advertising’s aim is to first make you dissatisfied with your lot in life.
In the Genealogy of Morals, Nietzsche attacks Christianity for doing exactly the same thing. That it has to wound before it heals. That it first creates the pain – your life is meaningless! – to which it then offers itself as the cure. Advertising works in exactly this way. It is a machine for the generation of unhappiness. I love messing about in the garden with my kids over the summer, doing nothing. This is indeed the garden of Eden. But the snake drips poison in my ear: this is all a bit rubbish really, things could be so much better. Look what they have next door.
And the problem here is not just a domestic challenge for the relatively prosperous West. In his extraordinary Age of Anger: A History of the Present, Pankaj Mishra diagnoses one of the causes of our present angry age as being a deep spiritual resentment – Nietzsche used the word resentment for this – that goes with the fear of missing out.
Drawing on the work of Rene Girard and mimetic desire – that we desire what others desire, that desire is a form of copying – and adding to this the explosion of information technology that is the internet, Mishra rightly understands our present age as being characterised by a deep anger at not having what others have. As the two thirds of the world learns more about what we have had in the West, their anger at missing out intensifies.
But the world does not have anywhere near enough resources for the sort of prosperity that we have in the West to be enjoyed by all the peoples of the earth. And if that becomes the goal of billions, the planet will be made uninhabitable by the resulting carbon. If everyone on this planet strove for our standard of living, there is no way we could keep global warming under two degrees.
No, we must all learn to be poorer, and most especially the prosperous West. It is the largest spiritual and political challenge of our times. We must learn new joys, the joys of being without all the rubbish we are told we need. We must learn the beauty of more simple living.
“No one voted to be poorer”, said Remainer MP Anna Soubry in a recent Brexit debate in the House of Commons, as if she were voicing something so blindingly obvious that just to hear it was to command universal assent. But the need to deal with being poorer – and especially by those not used to it – is going to be the most important challenge of the rest of this century.
This is not a hair shirt philosophy of religious miserableness. We need to imagine the sort of simple joyous life that the atheist Keynes had in mind, but that has been subsequently contaminated by the poison of advertising. Having more and more was not a route to happiness. We weren’t just mis-sold PPI – we were mis-sold pretty much everything. We are taking more antidepressants than every before. And taking our own lives more than ever before.
So now we have to go through the painful process of detox. If it’s not useful or beautiful, then chuck it out. And don’t get suckered again. Consumerism is an evil that will destroy us all.
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SubscribeAny chance we could stick to rational scientific debate? I thought that the whole point of Unherd was that it doesn’t follow the herd, but perhaps I was wrong? Give me information, not proselytization.
Not following the herd wherever it goes doesn’t mean disagreeing with it no matter what. On climate change, there are clearly some parts of the accepted narrative that are correct and backed up by good data and theory. It doesn’t mean we have to get all Greta Thunberg, but a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Science keeps saying this Pacific NW heat event is a 1 in 1000 year ‘Heat Dome’, a very rare climatic event
“The core of the heatdome, as measured by the thickness of the air column over British Columbia and the Pacific NW, is – statistically speaking – equivalent to a 1 in 1000 year event”
But a Gretta spin on everything is pretty much required these days. Remember, these events likely used to be 1 in 2000 year events, and are now 1 in 1000 year events, so likely means:
“In decades to come swathes of the world will resemble British Columbia today”
I always liked Poutine, so can handle it.
“Science keeps saying this Pacific NW heat event is a 1 in 1000 year ‘Heat Dome’, a very rare climatic event.”
Yes. It’s easy to google the heatwave in the pacific northwest and learn about the rare conjunction of factors that caused the heat dome. As the author of this article rightly notes at the beginning, there’s no evidence to link climate change to this anomalous event (although I think it should be conceded there might be a link to some extent). I’m not sure why the author chose to concede the current heatwave can’t definitely be linked to climate change and then use it as an example of what will happen to all of us if we don’t change our CO2-producing ways.
The more interesting question for me is what if the changes we now see in the climate are, for the most part, not caused by human activity? What if they’re part of a natural cycle of climate change? We can’t control that; all we can do is adapt and learn to live with it.
“What if they’re part of a natural cycle of climate change?”
There is too much money and prestige riding on that not being the case.
It’s funny because whenever it gets really cold we’re told it’s not climate, it’s weather. But when it gets really hot, apparently that’s climate, not weather.
Once upon a time climate scientists told us to expect a global freezing, that a new ice age was imminent, then there was the hole in the ozone layer melting the ice caps, then it was global warming. Now its climate change, I guess they gave up on predicting if its getting warmer or colder. How does this climate science have any credibility.
Boss: are we making or losing money?
George: All I can tell you is that the money we have will be different from yesterday.
Boss: you’re fired.
More details on the ‘once upon a time’ bit about climate scientists predicting global freezing would be helpful – or is this just impressionistic? And there’s really quite a bit of stuff available about the credibility of current climate science,
Google is you friend there Andrew, global freezing was climate science through out the 70’s
I confirm what George Glashan said. When I was a lad, global freezing was quite the fashionable thing. Peddling the new ice age scenario was the route to success in the academic rat race of the time, just as peddling anthropomorphic climate change is today. Science is as corruptible as any other human activity, and when there is money involved don’t stand in front of the stampede. Of course, the real skill lies in being able to swap horses part way through without falling off.
True, but note the possibility that a warming planet could involve a threshold phase shift to regional glaciation – rapidly shifting magnetic poles aside. It’s like trying fix a part-diagnosed car engine fault whilst swerving down a part known track towards a cliff (over it or into it who cares). See link: https://www.whoi.edu/know-your-ocean/ocean-topics/climate-ocean/abrupt-climate-change/are-we-on-the-brink-of-a-new-little-ice-age/
14 times as many people die of cold each year and whilst global warming does drive maximum temperatures higher, most of the average temperature increase is accounted for by increases in the lowest temperatures, ie milder winters, more than cancelling out the total rise in heat deaths.
Also, whilst heatwaves are deadly, we are already perfectly able to adapt to them. Roll outs of air conditioning have reduced heat related deaths by 50-60% over the last few decades and are a cost effective fix.
I recommend you read some of Bjorn Lomborg’s writings on the subject.
‘Several of Bjørn Lomborg’s articles in newspapers such as The Wall Street Journal and The Daily Telegraph have been checked by Climate Feedback, a worldwide network of scientists who collectively assess the credibility of influential climate change media coverage. The Climate Feedback reviewers assessed that the scientific credibility ranged between “low” and “very low”.’ Just Wikipedia, but worth wondering about.
Thanks. Always good to have a broad range of sources and see what the counter arguments are. It will be interesting to see which of his claims they disagree with.
Especially since Lomberg takes the bulk of his data from the IPCC!
We should always remember that the so-called “fact-checkers” have skin in the game.
“the most extreme humid heat is highly localized in both space and time” (from the Science Advances paper linked to)
In other words, areas with extreme wet bulb temperatures, like deserts with dry heat, or arctic and antarctic locations with extremes of cold, will be relatively easy to avoid, or to use technology to mitigate the effects.
Science-scare articles often use linguistic sleights of hand. For example, a doubling of prevalence can accurately be labelled as ‘more widespread’. But if it’s a doubling from 0.0001% to 0.0002%, then ‘widespread’ (alone) which is often picked up in lay papers is entirely false. Here there is huge write up of potential ‘severity’ without really noting how easy it is to avoid.
Media reporting has been poor and may too have contributed to overemphases of data demanding far clearer qualification.
There was also a very nasty cold spell in Texas this year. Please don’t say this was just a freak weather incident. I recently read that the current Heat Dome in British Columbia is comparable to heatwaves during La Niña, which, according to the climate scientists, had nothing to do with Global Warming.
I really would like UnHerd to publish one of many scientists, who have other scientific explanations of natural occurring Warming, than the usual suspects who are just part of the Herd of Main Stream thinking.
Don’t forget ocean dynamics. See: https://www.whoi.edu/know-your-ocean/ocean-topics/climate-ocean/abrupt-climate-change/are-we-on-the-brink-of-a-new-little-ice-age/
The BBC, which is an environmental campaigner, has been foregrounding this heatwave for days. The real issue is not whether it is getting hotter but what to do about it. And that in turn requires an adaptive response to what will be a hotter world, not endlessly going on about cutting emissions and “net zero”. There is some sign that the BBC is beginning to see this. But not much.
Mitigation is no longer enough alone, so adaptation is more critical. Both are needed,
Climate change today is what Satan used to be. A name for blame of anything seen as frightening or evil. So extreme weather is not extreme weather it is climate change.
What world do you come from that you think Satan was used to mean frightening? Satan was used to refer to the master of Evil, a very particular issue of ultimate, intentional, malevolence. Your post and upvotes show the young today have 100% disassociated from the entire human culture of the even recent past.
I will echo what a number of people have said and ask for articles discussing both sides of the climate change debate: man made vs natural occurrence.
“In decades to come swathes of the world will resemble British Columbia today”
As I have been hanging out in Vancouver BC a lot in my life I assume you mean the swaths will become second Provinces of China. Richmond BC was my old hangout, even in the 1980s it was called Hong-Couver.
Sad to see the old British ways so disregarded even though USA readership and neighbors remain in F, the European C is the only measurement here, and the Queens head is still the symbol of state in Canada.
I remember the horrible 1971 change over from the proud Roman system, and two thousand years of British usage, of proper money: farthing, haypenny, tuppence, thruppence, sixpence, shilling, florin, half crown, crown, ten bob, pound, and guinea when one British Pound = 240 pence. Then meters, and C and the EU taking over, a sad time.
The end result of all this is young people who have absolutely no ability at basic arithmetic – in the old days we could add up 3-8-4p and 3-5p and 13-9p in our heads, and then subtract it from a five pound note mentally…Now youth cannot add 47 and 19 without using their phones.
Also – WHY did you not give the ‘Wet Bulb Temp’ when it was 49.6 C? (this takes into account humidity of the air) since you went on about it.
The 12 based system was excellent! You modern folk have no idea. I do the trades in USA where 12 inches = 1 foot and 4 ft is the standard measure base.
10 is divisible by 2 and 5, or 1/5 and 1/2, hardly useful for building.
12 is divisible by 2, 3, 4, 6. 1/6, 1/3, 1/4, 1/2. Carpentry in USA is based on 16 inch center, 16, 32, 48 mostly, or 12 inch center, 12, 24, 36, 48 or 24 center, 24, 48.
One inch is divided by 1/32, 1/16/ 1/8/ 1/4, 1/2. Every 4 foot length, 8, 12, 16, 20, can be broken into easy whole numbers or simple, compatible, fractions without any .33333 or 0.125, or .0625 that are so hard to add up and make to ‘Break’.
The 13 knot string was histories greatest builder tool – 12 increments, and can be used to find square (right triangle at knot 3, 7, and closed at 12 makes 90 degrees, the 13 knot string (12 lengths between knots, base 12) was to find any useful angle, and length – an AMAZING tool.
Base 10 is for calculating, not making, it is not natural, 360, 180, 90 is how we still do circles, (12 based) and time, because it is NATURAL math, as it reflects the real world, not some paper calculation.
Carpenter’s squares are still what the world is built with, 360/90 degrees, not 100/10 – Napoleon, the guy who forced decimalization, wanted decriminalize clocks, calendars, circles, it is not usefull as it is not natural maths except for calculations on paper.
Any chance of getting some of that heat dome over to the UK?
Because it’s been bloody pissing down all over the b*****d place for a month now and I’m sick of it.
I remember back in the 70s my eldest brother scaring me about the imminent return of the ice age….
All a bit of a mystery, but perhaps Unherd’s scientist readers can publish here what they see as the unheard science base?