March 3, 2025 - 7:30pm

Elon Musk and Donald Trump are still trailing their auditing trip to Fort Knox, to figure out what’s gold bullion, and what’s gold spray-painted polystyrene blocks. But the question circulating on Sunday was more esoteric than whether there is still any gold in the US Treasury: namely, what is the digital equivalent of Fort Knox? Is there a wallet yet made that could safely hold $100 billion?

Yesterday, the US President announced a “new strategic reserve” of cryptocurrency. This would, he claimed in a post on Truth Social, make the US “the Crypto Capital of the World”. Immediately afterwards, the prices of the five coins he named in the initial reserve — Bitcoin, Ethereum, XRP, Solana and Cardano — spiked by about 60%, illustrating just how volatile crypto is.

The plan is that the US Government will hold these in much the way that the Treasury holds gold, or foreign bonds as a hedge. What sets crypto apart, however, is that it is highly correlated with precisely the kinds of market downturns that one would normally hedge against. One might wonder why the US Government should be getting into the game at all — only this is a regime which likes shiny new things, while crypto entrepreneurs like to finance Trump’s election campaigns.

One Republican-backed Senate bill wants to direct the US Treasury to buy one million Bitcoin. Were the cryptocurrency to shoot up in value across the next decade as much it has done in the last one, that stock would be worth over a trillion dollars. As a matter of neo-cold war geopolitics, the argument goes, it would be better that America has the biggest stake in crypto, rather than the Chinese or the Russians. But, much like sending a dog into space, while impressive, the exact strategic payoff here is harder to see.

In many ways, it’s the opposite of a hedge, traditionally an insurance against loss. Instead, Trump’s crypto strategy is an insurance against enemy profit, which takes government into the realm of mere gambling. The point of governments holding gold or bonds is historically that they might be sold off in order to defend the national currency; selling off Bitcoin to shore up the dollar is a far more indirect act.

Another proposal is to use the stock of cryptocurrencies already confiscated by the FBI and other agencies from criminals. This would at least take the sting out of throwing taxpayers’ money at the reserve. Musk is also set to launch X Money — another key step on his road to the “everything app” he wants X to be. X Money will inevitably feature crypto trading, as Revolut and Cash App already do.

Of course, top of Trump’s reasons for the strategic reserve is simply “the legitimation of crypto”, growing the industry by giving it the halo of government backing. Yet legitimation without utility is an obvious negative, and the energy now clustering around crypto represents a market misallocation. Real dollars are being spent buying up imaginary assets: dollars that could be used to found real companies. Even as he rips down the fake economy of, say, USAID with one hand, Trump erects a whole new Potemkin city with the other. It’s going to be a confusing four years.


Gavin Haynes is a journalist and former editor-at-large at Vice.

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