November 14, 2024 - 12:00pm

The Guardian has had a flounce, of the grandstanding “I’m just too good for you!” kind, departing X with a post on X. “This is something we have been considering for a while,” the newspaper claims in the accompanying statement, “given the often disturbing content promoted or found on the platform, including far-right conspiracy theories and racism.” This may come as a surprise from a newspaper whose writers have been accused of spreading conspiracy theories, and of expressing sympathy for Hamas.

A gaggle of celebs and pundits have done the very same flounce because of Donald Trump’s election win — and Elon Musk’s involvement in it — including former CNN anchor Don Lemon, comedian Greg Davies, journalist George Monbiot, and — bizarrely — the Clifton Suspension Bridge. Lewis Goodall of The News Agents podcast reacted to The Guardian exit with the headshaking, disappointed “You’ve let the school down” routine: “Don’t think Guardian will be the last. This place is basically Truth Social now. Such a shame.”

Yet these people said nothing as Musk’s predecessor Jack Dorsey muted conservatives, buried the Hunter Biden laptop story, and banned a sitting president from the platform. Their lost golden age of “non-toxic” Twitter saw thousands of women chucked off the site for pointing out — often with punctilious politeness — that there are two sexes and that men cannot become women. Until 2022 it was dangerous to “misgender” — i.e. to refer correctly to a person’s sex if they disputed it — on Twitter.

Then again, the departing tweeters view all disagreement or derision as “hate”. There is a lot of disagreement and derision in the world and online; there always has been. It’s rather like refusing to use the telephone because people are having conversations of which you don’t approve. Guardian employees may wail that it’s all become so toxic but, really, they prefer their kind of toxicity: that is, the polite, passive-aggressive, middle-class kind.

More sympathy should be extended to the people saying that “the fun has gone out of it”. Fair enough. But the trouble with this view is that the fun went out of everything in about 2014. Why single out X? The old Twitter of 2009 belongs to a lost world where we expected people not to take jokes literally, to engage in good faith, to shrug off other people’s bad takes with a chuckle. The end of all that was largely caused by Dorsey’s Twitter, with its cancellations and creepy thought control.

Many of the flouncers have flounced to rival site Bluesky, which has the air of Robespierre’s Committee Of Public Safety about it: while it sounds nice, it will probably end in suspicion and terror. This mini-exodus is, as usual, a signal of status. The low-status lower orders are angry, and vulgar Musk lets them express this anger. Hence the constant pleas for less polarisation, more light and less heat, coming from the very elites who created these febrile conditions in the first place. It’s like throwing a match into a petrol tank and being appalled by it having the sheer temerity, the appalling bad manners, to blow up in your face.

Taken by surprise by the Trump win, and the discovery that their political and social map bears no relation to the actual territory, these people’s solution is to run into a cupboard and stick their fingers in their ears.

It must be a new and scary experience for The Guardian’s staff to be faced with a big institution that does not automatically share its banal, state-sanctioned “values” and approved opinions, to be confronted on a regular basis with ideas that they detest. To them — and to Lewis Goodall, Don Lemon, the Clifton Suspension Bridge and the rest — I say: welcome to my world. I’ve a feeling you might have to get used to it, wherever you run.


Gareth Roberts is a screenwriter and novelist, best known for his work on Doctor Who.

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