July 23, 2024 - 10:00am

Pride has turned into an almost surreal affair. Once an annual march to protest the unjust criminalisation of homosexuality, it has transformed into a month-long festival in which corporations can signal their support for gay rights now that it’s safe and profitable to do so. Police dance around in rainbow lanyards, and the “Progress Pride” flag flutters from the tops of schools, hospitals and civic buildings. Outside Forest Gate station in East London, the flags have even been painted onto the ground, giving commuters a daily opportunity to pay their respects to the new state religion.

Yet not everyone is happy about this. An unidentified vandal has painted over the flags at the station with red paint, and the Metropolitan Police is treating it as a “hate crime”.  Naturally, officers are devoting all possible resources to bringing the perpetrator of this heinous act to justice, going from house to house in search of witnesses and undertaking forensic examinations of the crime scene. It’s not as though there’s a knife-crime epidemic which might require their attention or anything like that.

The investigation is being led by Detective Inspector James Rush, who has said that he stands “with the local LGBTQ+ community and will not tolerate these disgusting, inexcusable hate crimes in Forest Gate”.  Is he aware that many gay people find the “Progress Pride” flag to be inherently homophobic? After all, it represents an ideology that seeks to eradicate the very concept of homosexuality and redefine it as “same-gender attraction”. It is the flag of those who believe that gender nonconforming youth, most of whom will grow up to be gay, ought to be medicalised and “fixed” to better conform to heterosexual paradigms. If Rush truly stands with gay people, he should be giving the vandal an award.

Perhaps the Metropolitan Police is taking its cue from the US, where last month three teenagers were arrested for creating scuff marks with their scooters on a Pride crosswalk in Washington state. They were charged with first-degree malicious mischief which, under the recently enhanced felony hate crime law, carries a potential sentence of 10 years in jail. Some might consider this an overreaction, but I suppose such delinquent behaviour must be curbed in case it escalates into something more severe. (Unlike defacing statues of the Founding Fathers, which is to be encouraged as a brave declaration of social justice.)

All flippancy aside, the defacing of the Pride flags in East London is still an act of vandalism and therefore illegal. But is it really a “hate crime”? It seems far more likely to be motivated by an irritation that money is being wasted on these pointless gestures in support of a community that already enjoys complete equal rights under the law — one of these crossings in Blackpool, also vandalised, cost £6,000 of taxpayers’ money. Yes, discrimination still exists in the UK, but this is unlikely to be rectified by painting the ground with these garish designs.

There are also practical concerns to the vogue for daubing these designs on the ground. Disability rights campaigners have repeatedly pointed out that the rainbow pedestrian crossings cause huge problems for the partially-sighted and their guide dogs. Police horses find the colours disorientating, and so in London they have been retrained to prevent them from recoiling in fright. Perhaps the vandal in Blackpool wasn’t a homophobe at all, but instead a militant hippophile who doesn’t like to see the horses spooked.

Of course, I do not condone vandalism and, irrespective of the motive, we cannot be in a position where we tolerate criminal damage to public property. But I also believe that it is counterproductive to automatically escalate such incidents to the status of a “hate crime” and declare outrage on behalf of a community that didn’t ask for these eyesores to be painted in the first place. Above all, those in authority should try to understand that these quasi-religious symbols are extremely divisive, and that goading the public with their endless promotion is only going to make matters worse.


Andrew Doyle is a comedian and creator of the Twitter persona Titania McGrath

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