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Forget San Francisco — Britain has a shoplifting epidemic too

September 7 2023 - 7:00am

San Francisco’s shoplifting epidemic is shocking to behold. But we shouldn’t imagine that the same couldn’t happen here. In fact, we’re well on our way. According to the British Retail Consortium, theft from stores across 10 UK cities is up by 26%. More, “incidents of violence and abuse against retail employees have almost doubled on pre-pandemic levels.”

On Tuesday, Asda Chairman Stuart Rose told LBC that “theft is a big issue. It has become decriminalised. It has become minimised. It’s actually just not seen as a crime anymore.”

In the absence of an adequate response from the authorities, retailers are beginning to take defensive measures. For instance, home furnishings company Dunelm is now locking up duvets and pillow cases in cabinets; Waitrose is offering free coffees to police officers to increase their visibility; and Tesco plans to equip staff with body cameras. 

The “progressive” response to this phenomenon isn’t quite as deranged as it is in in the US. Nevertheless, British liberals have responded as expected. A piece in the Observer is typical. You’ll never guess, but apparently it’s all the Tories’ fault: “Starving your population and then ‘cracking down’ on it for nicking baby formula or a can of soup can start to make a government look rather unreasonable.”

But as the writer ought to know, the issue here isn’t the desperate young mum hiding a few groceries in the pram. Nor is it the schoolboy pilfering the occasional bag of sweets. Rather, the real problem is blatant, organised and sometimes violent theft of higher value items. Criminals who never previously thought they could get away with it increasingly now do — thus presenting a material threat to retail as we know it. 

But instead of addressing the issue head-on, the writer blames the victim: “Once goods were kept behind counters, but since the birth of large supermarkets they have been laid out near the door, ready for the taking.” How terribly irresponsible of them! On the other hand, perhaps the open display of goods isn’t just a convenience for customers, but instead the hallmark of a high trust society. 

In fact, modern shops are a minor miracle of civilisation: public spaces, stacked high with products from all over the world, that passing strangers may freely inspect and handle, but which aren’t looted by anyone who feels like it.

Surely, that’s something worth defending. But if you’d prefer to abandon retailers to their fate, then don’t moan when they do what it takes to survive. Some will close, of course, and others will move their operations online. Those who stay open will guard themselves and their stock behind plexiglass and electronic tags. And then there’s the hi-tech solution: the fully automated and completely cashless store, in which customers have to be authenticated to even get in. 

Remember that retail facilities like this already exist. One day, when they become the norm, we’ll remember what shops used to be like. Then, we’ll ask why no one stood up for them.


Peter Franklin is Associate Editor of UnHerd. He was previously a policy advisor and speechwriter on environmental and social issues.

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Midjourney’s astrology expansion brings AI to the soul

Co-Star founder Banu Guler will stay on as Midjourney’s Chief Design Officer following the deal between the two countries. Credit: Getty

Co-Star founder Banu Guler will stay on as Midjourney’s Chief Design Officer following the deal between the two countries. Credit: Getty

July 26 2026 - 7:00pm

This week, Midjourney, the independent research lab that recently announced plans to move into full-body ultrasounds and spa services, said it had acquired Co-Star, an astrology app. Initially, the news was met with confusion: why would a company whose flagship product is an AI image generator want to get into, of all things, horoscopes? Many people speculated the deal was a way to acquire Co-Star’s team, given that Midjourney conspicuously lacks a polished consumer-facing app and Co-Star’s founder Banu Guler will be staying on as Midjourney’s Chief Design Officer.

Yet it seems the company has a wider and more ambitious strategy than just “AI products”. Midjourney is apparently seeking to map the entire human experience during a time when people are asking, often with a touch of desperation: “What does it mean to be human?” Unlike companies selling AI primarily as a way to be more productive, replace the need for human labor, or even expand the frontier of what is knowable, Midjourney’s ambitions are organized around beauty and reflection.

Midjourney first launched with an image generator that eschewed some of the more common hallmarks of AI art. The difference from models such as OpenAI’s Dall-E was partially in its training. Midjourney fine-tuned its models on millions of aesthetic judgments from its Discord community, whose members voted on its outputs. The process was less transactional, more like collaborating with a synthetic art director than ordering an image from a machine.

Using Midjourney was exciting and, eventually, even Meta noticed. In August 2025, it struck a deal to license the program’s “aesthetic technology”. Last month, amid other big AI companies racing to release competing models, Midjourney announced it would be opening medical spas that offered full-body ultrasounds to produce body-composition maps. These spas would include hot tubs, saunas, and a 60-second scan. Naturally, the initial public impression was that this was an attempt at a massive data collection scheme — albeit one that could lead to medical innovations. The company itself imagines users accumulating vast amounts of data, in the hope that visitors to the spas continuously monitor their health with these products. This marked the platform’s move away from the mind into the body.

Now, with Co-Star, Midjourney is moving into the soul — or, at least, the market share of people who are seeking a spiritual story. While astrology is often written off as an obviously fake frivolity with which people engage either for fun or because they’re delusional, it is still a complex symbolic system. Real astrology, as experts will tell you, is more than just: “If you’re a Pisces, you’re a dreamer.” Astrology makes legible history, current events and, in particular, an individual’s life.

It is that demand for meaning that Midjourney is buying into. From one perspective, there’s reason to be excited about Midjourney. Will it be the company that shows us that technology — so often blamed for a sort of cold, rationalist nihilism — is capable of bringing enchantment back into the world, empowering the mind, body, and soul? But from another perspective, one might wonder what kind of human being this much AI will produce, and what incentive Midjourney has to capture the human experience with so much totality. After all, what does the worst-case scenario look like when one company has access to your mind, your body, and your spirit?


Katherine Dee is a writer. To read more of her work, visit defaultfriend.substack.com.

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