Earlier this year, Tony Blair appeared in public with curiously long hair. Opinion was divided: some people compared him to a tramp, others to a magician. I was reminded of Saruman, the white wizard gone bad in The Lord of the Rings. At the end of Tolkien’s tale, Saruman is found hiding out in the Shire. A shadow of his former self, his powers are spent. But he retains his persuasive voice — and his capacity for making trouble.
And so it is with Mister Tony. The man keeps turning up… I would say like a bad penny, only he’s worth rather more than that. Estimates vary, but we’re talking tens of millions of pounds.
In 2014, he scoffed at the idea that he was worth £100 million. “I’m not worth that. A half of that. A third of that. A quarter of that. A fifth of that. I could go on.” Of course, that was seven years ago — and he has gone on. Getting richer, that is.
It’s beyond the scope of this article to map out the full extent of Mr Blair’s ventures. Some are commercial, like Tony Blair Associates, others are philanthropic, like the Tony Blair Institute for Global Change, but they all do nicely for themselves. Blair insists that it’s about “making a difference”, not “making money” — but in an extraordinary run of bad luck the latter keeps on happening. How frustrating for him!
Whatever the true level of his personal wealth, it safe to assume there’s enough squirrelled away for a comfortable retirement. And yet there’s no sign of him withdrawing from public life. Quite the opposite. Whether it’s Brexit, Covid or Afghanistan, up he pops.
Ironically, it was the 2016 conclusion to the Iraq Inquiry that set him free. The findings were a devastating indictment of his government’s failures. But because the crudest accusations — in particular the ‘Tony BLIAR’ narrative — were not substantiated, he was able to issue a heartfelt ‘sorry, not sorry’ and escape unscathed.
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SubscribeWorst Prime Minister for well over 100 years.
Almost every problem facing our country today stems from the Blair Government.
– breakdown of social cohesion as a result of unconstrained immigration – Blair
– creation of precariat graduate class of 50% of young people with worthless degrees expecting graduate wages – Blair
– long tail debt from taxpayer to private sector for white elephant PPP programmes that often don’t even work – Blair
– failure to repurpose education system to cope with new digital economy – Blair
– failure to stand up to federalists in the EU, leading to increased demands for more sovereignty in country – Blair
– separatism in regions caused by increasing separation of legislation, culture and politics – the direct result of devolution – Blair
– reduction in the quality of political discourse from proper debate down to soundbite vs gotcha moments + triumph of style over substance – Blair
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These are all things he did as pm, not even considering his later grift and frankly despicable post politics career.
He is absolutely the worst.
not least the crazy constitutional changes like the supreme court, and the catastrophe of devolution.
I think the above is unfair to Blair, but the mistakes that can be attributed fairly to him are enough to easily outweigh the good he did in Ireland::
So not being able to hunt real live foxes is more important to you than his bringing in the parents of the Manchester bombers and vast numbers of ideologically similar migrants
The left really only have little class wars like fox hunting to fight because they have so little to offer in every other area.
Doubling down on Thatcher’s banksterisation of the economy is easily #1.
Also not on your list is EU mass immigration, Islamisation and gang rape of the UK.
This is probably fair, but it is hard to judge because Blair is such a brilliant, world-class con-man. You really *believed* he was sincere and honest and well-meaning and effective. And when you realised that he was both the helper of the poor and the scourge of scroungers – to different people – you kept believing that he would be true to you and only lied to the others. So when you get to the ’15 minute warning for mass destruction’ and realise that all the time he has been convincing you (and maybe himself – first) about shameless lies with total sincerity, any balanced judgement is hidden by your shame in being taken in and sheer loathing of the man.
Speak for yourself. I have loathed him from the first and was not taken in by him at any point.
The Tories’ demon eyes poster was a wholly fair and accurate evaluation of him that looks absolutely prophetic today.
I still feel like he will somehow end up doing time one day.
I agree. The first time I saw him on TV, I thought he was such an insincere con-man, that people could not possibly be taken in by him. But you can fool most of the people most of the time.
He was the press’ princess
And they have done nothing to atone
Someone in Government at the time (no names…) once told me that TB had / has the amazing knack of making everyone he talks to think he’s agreeing with them. Then the opposite with the next conversation.
Ministers tried to be the last person to see him in the day, as that was the best chance of getting what you wanted done.
I wouldn’t be surprised that the same applies to Boris. Except of course that Carrie Antoinette is always the last person to get his ear. :((
Great article. Loathed Blair from the outset. Never trusted him. And once he got messianic in the latter years of his premiership, he seemed completely unhinged. Even after all this time he’s clearly still desperate for power and influence (& unfortunately still has some). A very dangerous piece of work.
“How on Earth does Blair of all people get to preach to the rest of us? And why do we keep listening?”
… I really try not to, but it’s very hard when the BBC keep inviting him on the Today programme and granting him set-piece interviews, and he makes headlines across the MSM whenever he so much as farts. His pronouncements on literally anything are treated as the utterings of a guru. He hasn’t yet expressed an opinion on what I should have for lunch today, but he must know better than me so I probably should ask him.
Actually, what he has to say about Afghanistan might be sort of worth listening to, depending perhaps on what you think of him or his actions over it. At least it’s a subject he knows something about, or at least might be no more or less wrong than a lot of other people.
But his periodic pronouncements on covd for instance have been very hard to stomach. What possible expertise or authority does he have on that? And yet it didn’t stop him lecturing us and the government on vaccines. So he happened to get the first/second dose interval call right – so what? He didn’t come up with that idea, nor did he make the decision to adopt it, nor was he responsible for implementing it. He’s not a scientist and not in power. There’s no evidence I’m aware of that he actually influenced the decision. Why would the government listen to him? And yet he gets some kind of credit for loudly supporting an idea (just one among many opinions he expresses) that wasn’t even his and was probably about to be implemented anyway.
I suspect the majority of people outside the MSM and commentariat don’t give a fig what TB thinks about anything. It’s just not relevant. He’s not an expert on most things and not in government. Most people like me probably just roll their eyes, while many of the younger generation say “Tony who”?
I, too, am constantly baffled by the MSMs continuing invitations to Blair and his henchman Campbell onto their platforms.
He can fake sincerity like no other politician I have ever seen or heard. On a par with professional conmen, and I’ve dealt with a few.
I suspect it’s an attribute of lawyers who are required to fake complete belief in their client’s version of events in front of a judge jury or tribunal. It’s the Blair family business after all.
A good reason why lawyers are significantly over-represented in parliament, and a good reason why they should not be.
I think there was an article a couple of years ago, could have easily been on Unherd describing Tony Blair and/or the technocratic class (my interpretation) as being competently incompetent.
It’s almost like everything Blair has turned his hand to has had the opposite outcome.
Now here’s a question for extra points… who was the last ‘Best Prime Minister’ (or for that matter ‘Best USA President’)?
No Prime Minister is ‘Best’ for everyone, just as no Prime Minister is ‘Worst’ for everyone – but I suspect over time a consensus builds.
And then there are politicians who are political ‘Grifters’, that is a person who swindles you by means of deception or fraud. There’s an argument that Obama was a grifter, smooth, urbane, winning lots of support, but also not terribly effective. In my opinion Tony Blair could be called a grifter too, but he is so good at it that he is still able to pop up for a turn under the studio lights. But ‘Best’, no, he’s been rumbled.
Maybe Macmillan, Attlee, or Lord Pitt. Though TB warrants being in at least the top 10, probaby top 5.
That’s a little hard on Obama, who was a decent president, even if not a great one.
You complain first, that is does not let go, second that he is too silent (on Afghanistan, BLM, …). Heads I win, tails you lose?
Greatest US Presidents (note that rather than “best”) are Washington, Jefferson Jackson, Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, FDR, Truman and Reagan Greatest UK PMs: Pitt the Elder, Pitt the Younger, Peel, Disraeli, Gladstone, Lloyd George, Churchill, Attlee, Thatcher.
In my travels in the Middle East, one name came up more often than any other name as the most despised and hated Western politician. And to think he became a ‘special ambassador to the Middle East’: One Syrian of Iraqi extraction said to me, ‘If you want to earn our trust or receive our forgiveness, why appoint such a man? It is like sending round your child’s murderer to comfort you in your grief, except that he spends all the time trying to justify himself to you.’ Will he one day receive his due reward?
Beautifully well put. Blair was without doubt the most catastrophically dreadful PM we have ever suffered; everything he touch turned to ***t, from university expansionism (that’s gone well!) to letting Brown loose with our money (that went well!) to blithely lecturing us that only a few tens of thousands of immigrants would come to the UK once border controls were relaxed. It was Brown who talked about “some sort of bigoted woman” but it was Blair who created the conditions in which such “bigotry” has to be policed and suppressed.
I can live with that – well, there’s no choice but to live with it. But like Peter I can’t bear the nauseating ‘Prince Across the Water’ hagiographic tones with which Blair’s constant returns are greeted by the MSM. Peter is right – the media adored Blair, and continue to regret his political demise. That’s why every Labour leadership candidate who isn’t an actual supporter of terrorism is fawned over, even when it turns out (in Scotland, in the UK as a whole) that they are typically neither competent nor effective. The media wants a new Blair! And the media won’t rest until it finds one.
Unlike too many Conservatives my conscious is untroubled, because I never voted for him. From the second I heard the new shadow Home Secretary aver that his party would be “tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime” I knew that he made me physically sick. That so many millions were seduced by his “What works” [is what makes me richer and you poorer] mantra was a cause for despair. His continued wittering about messes he created (Afghanistan, Iraq, Islamic terror) and those about which he knows nothing (epidemiology, immunology) are likewise emetic; indeed, the one constant of my adult life is that the mere sight of Blair causes the gorge to rise in my throat.
On the other hand, his constituency now returns a Conservative. There’s a true Blairite legacy over which we can all rejoice, while trying not to laugh. Get lost, Blair (alternative Anglo-Saxon forms of that instruction are available), and take that stain of a press secretary, with whom you polluted our national discourse, with you.
When the US prepared to invade Afghanistan after 9/11, the Taliban offered to ensure that Afghanistan was not used as a base for terrorist attacks on other countries and to hand OBL to an Islamic court. The likely outcome would not have been for OBL to be handed over to the US but for him to live under house arrest in a friendly country. Pretty well what happened. The Taliban’s offer was rejected out of hand.
Bush rejects Taliban offer to hand Bin Laden over | Afghanistan | The Guardian
Holy war against the infidel is legal in Islamic law .
See Groucho Marx re honesty and fair dealing to get Blair’s measure.
Too true.
The indelible imprint on my memory was of the protest march, Not in My Name, in London against the government’s option of invasion of Iraq and I remember watching Blair in the Commons, with voice sounding uncertain and a sheen of sweat on his forehead as he committed the UK to war.
At least that was the memory.
It seemed to me to be the day the lesson was that protest, even on such a grand scale, has little impression on those sent into government.
It’s interesting that the writer assumes that people who like Blair are the people who have always liked him. I absolutely hated Blair for the devastating social changes he made to the UK, for the Iraq war, and for his ‘Islingtonisation’ of the Labour party.
But I have applauded some of Blair’s ideas about covid, and on this subject have thought him right and Johnson wrong, despite being a broad supporter of Johnson.
The role of “ex prime minister” can be a very useful one – free from political forces and free from caring about what other think, an ex prime minister can speak what they believe to be the truth. Rather like a supreme court judge.
In the same vein, Teresa May has been a better ex prime minister than prime minister, and at this rate, sadly, I think Boris will do the same.
I am amazed that any adult was taken in by him,the young could be forgiven for believing that “things could only get better”. The duplicity started with telling us what books could be read, which was at odds with his rhetoric of education, education, education. It continued with us being told “we are all middle class now” and finished with the creation of university education for all. Ridiculous degrees followed, such as how to decorate a Christmas tree. Truly, I know a recipient.
Unwittingly I must have gained a masters in that by now!
One word describes Blair and all the rest follows – socialist. The word appears in USSR and Nazi. Socialism and socialists are the basis of all the world’s problems.
Has anybody considered that back in 2001 the Taliban wanted the US/Allies to invade? Wait it out, destroy local rivals, appeal to the population as a bringer of stability and then be in a position to demand protection money from the US and other nations (like UK). They just had to be patient. How much better the invasion has been for them compared to a more fractured, local conflict where they were just one of a number of a competing players.
Golden rule – never do what your enemy wants, unless you’re sure they’ve got it wrong.
Greatest US Presidents (note that rather than “best”) are Washington, Jefferson Jackson, Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, FDR, Truman and Reagan Greatest UK PMs: Pitt the Elder, Pitt the Younger, Peel, Disraeli, Gladstone, Lloyd George, Churchill, Attlee, Thatcher.
Tony Blair was highly active – so of course he made several mistakes. Doesn’t stop him being one of our greatest ever PMs. In several ways it’s still too early to judge his international record; for example, his early championing of international accounting rules relating to beneficial ownership might yet pay off by enabling a much needed global wealth tax.
It’s not too early to judge his domestic record, it’s been well analyses by neutral academics, who found New Labour got good outcomes for the its public spending.
The 2008 global financial crisis was largely caused by a bubble in the US housing market, not the UK. Granted, Blair decided to tackle a great many global problems – with some he was stunningly successful, for some it’s still to early to say, and granted some of his moves can be seen as mistakes (especially for those who think Bush might have aborted Iraq with TB’s support, rather than pressed ahead in a possibly even more reckless way). But it would be a little strained to suggest TB’s at fault for not assuming oversight of US sub-prime.
“…it’s been well analyses by neutral academics,”
There is no such thing as a neutral academic.
Fair point. The response from many scientists to the lab leak issue has dented even my own faith in academic reports and consensus. Old habits!
Hilarious satire. Please post more often.
So everything that went well was because of his brilliance, if it went badly it was someone else’s fault or he was badly advised?
Sort of, though I’d not go that far. IMO a mistake that TB can be blamed for was favouring quantitative metrics for driving various public service targets, at the expense of looking after morale, traditional values, and the various embedded public service ethics.
Still, Blair was only following in McNamaras footsteps, and it still seems to be a mistake that folk keep repeating even today, especially in private sector.
Thought you might appreciate someone agreeing with you, Adam. “The evil that men do lives after them…”(etc.). Definitely Blair did some terrible things, and I’m as annoyed as the author at the continued sycophancy of the media. But Surestart was possibly the best social programm for decades and has of course been trashed and not, as some of the strange commentarors here would have it, by socialists!.There are other items on the credit side, too, including Scottish and Welsh devolution and the Good Friday Agreement – all flawed, for sure, but all a step forward on what went before. Iraq aside, what I personally can’t forgive the Blair government for are (1) the approach you refer to of “if you can’t measure it, it must be worthless” (2) PFI as a way of funding health and education (3) centralising education and removing the powers of heads and teachers on the front line in favour of bland national standards. But he’s still a lot better than Boris – admittedly not a high bar.
Sure start ruined health visiting. It was meant to help the poorest but became very popular with the middle classes.
Thank you. I agree with much of what you say. I think Boris too receives his share of undue criticisms. He seems to make far more minor mistakes than TB did, yet for me he gets many of the big calls right (such as on Climate, his support for a bigger state more generally, his awareness of the downside of Lockdown.) And his diplomatic skills for 1 to 1 + small groups are said to be rather outstanding, allbeit he didn’t get a good result recently with Biden.