November 1, 2021 - 8:00am

Robinhood, the commission-free trading platform “on a mission to democratize finance for all”, was never shy about its lofty vision. The company went public in July after being at the forefront of the meme stock revolution, in which stock sales were driven not by company performance but by its perceived virality on social media. This included the infamous Gamestop saga, where a short squeeze resulted in a 1,500% increase in its share price over two weeks.

But for all its efforts to become the platform of the everyman investor, Robinhood has been struggling. Last week, it saw its aptly named ticker $HOOD plunge over 10% in post-market trading last Tuesday, after publishing a disastrous earnings report. Compared to last year’s “net loss of $11 million,” it read, this quarter’s “net loss [reached] $1.32 billion” (emphasis added).

For those who’ve kept a close eye on this constantly evolving period of monetary madness, Robinhood’s appalling results will come as no surprise. As expected, their main clientele of financially repressed millenials has grown tired of spending endless hours gambling on a plethora of meme stocks. Instead, they have rotated swiftly off its platform and into the so-called metaverse, trying to profit from new-age contraptions like non-fungible tokens (NFTs) — and Japanese dog-themed cryptocurrencies, which Elon Musk shills on Twitter.

Robinhood, of course, has yet to support these types of assets, but failing to provide exotic crypto products on its platform is not the chief reason for its recent malaise. In fact, this should be the least of its worries. To say the “people’s broker” has abandoned its modus operandi of disrupting Wall Street’s financial monopoly is an understatement at best.

When Vlad Tenev and Baiju Bhatt founded Robinhood after attending the infamous Occupy Wall Street protests in 2011, they were inspired to create a virtuous brokerage company that would level the playing field, where the everyday guy and gal possessed the same trading privileges as the financial elite.

At least, that’s what they told us, anyway, because that vision and its accompanying narrative quickly evaporated. Slowly but surely, Robinhood’s upper echelons matured into fresh recruits of the Wall Street colossus, agents of the powerful corporations that have lured us into exchanging our time and money for almost always no gain — or worse: heavy losses.

Ever since renegade media outlets like ZeroHedge started reporting that the company had sold most of its order flow to “rival” Citadel Securities, Robinhood’s democratic renaissance narrative started to crumble. But the biggest shot to its credibility came when it halted WallStreetBets’ infamous assault on enemy short-sellers betting on the death of failing video game retailer Gamestop. Many convinced themselves that insiders had attempted to curb financial establishment losses.

Only in the past few last months, that scepticism came back, with Vice reporting on “conspiracy theories” surrounding a lawsuit document filed in January 2021, which speculated Citadel CEO Ken Griffin and Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev had spoken, “not specific to this crazy issue”, amid the meme stock halt. It also showed Securities COO James Swartwout messaging in an internal chat, “I sold my AMC today. FYI,” two days before Robinhood restricted trading.

This story was another sign that Robinhood was never going to come close to disrupting the financial power structures, nor was it going to bring about the “democratization of finance,” let alone a revolution. For a while now, we’ve overlooked the glaring evidence and events debunking this freedom-loving, equality-oozing narrative, from FINRA issuing its largest penalty ever to the company for causing “widespread and significant harm” to its customers, to its executives assigning themselves above-average stock compensation on taking the company public.

Though, now, as its latest results indicate, we may no longer want to support a company espousing an agenda that upholds the status quo. Robinhood has joined the likes of the “crypto rebellion” on an ever-growing list of pseudo liberation movements, which end up revealing a depressing, uncomfortable truth in the cheap money era: monetary revolutionaries won’t just fail to subvert the financial power structure, they will likely abandon their initial cause completely to become its latest foot soldiers.

Greg Barker is an independent journalist and quant, who also writes under the name Concoda. You can find him on Substack and Twitter at @concodanomics.


Greg Barker is an independent journalist and quant, who also writes under the name Concoda. You can find him on Substack and Twitter at@concodanomics.