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Lancashire Lad
Lancashire Lad
2 months ago

Hang on a minute…

“…full-blown investigation”

“…economic fingering…”

And the scarcely believable:

“Sodexo Justice Services”

…and that’s before we even get to such banal terms as “banged up” and “screw”.
Methinks the author enjoyed writing this piece just a bit too much. Still, an interesting insight into our ‘Criminal Justice System’ and the author is clearly more than just a time-serving journo.

Y Chromosome
Y Chromosome
2 months ago

Human beings are a flawed species. If that was not the case, we wouldn’t need a criminal justice system. We’ll do our best to have our public servants behave appropriately, but those expecting perfection will be disappointed.

peter barker
peter barker
2 months ago
Reply to  Y Chromosome

True, we all have picadilloes but this behaviour from the guard is way beyond that- it’s really taking the ****. This article lead me to looking up the film on twitter (easily found). It’s not some furtive liaison, it’s basically a porn film and the guard makes no attempt to hide her identity (nor do the two males). All three are very proud of what they are doing.
Whoever in HR vets applicants is doing a very poor job but (I’ll guess) DEI may well higher on their agenda than getting best personnel for the job.

Josef Švejk
Josef Švejk
2 months ago

I’d suggest readers go the the home page of this chappies’ University. “As a fellow at the University of the Arts’ Design Against Crime Research Lab “. And bring a dictionary. Such out and out nonsense.

Brett H
Brett H
2 months ago

Why do prison guards have sex with inmates?

Derek Smith
Derek Smith
2 months ago

There shouldn’t be any female staff in men’s prisons, and vice versa.

Brett H
Brett H
2 months ago
Reply to  Derek Smith

I think you just answered my question; because they can.

Jeremy Bray
Jeremy Bray
2 months ago
Reply to  Derek Smith

The mania for not discriminating results in stupid decisions on hiring. Presumably Gay male prison staff may be at risk but you don’t hear about that.

Graham Cunningham
Graham Cunningham
2 months ago
Reply to  Derek Smith

Yes and it is mind boggling that anyone in the criminal justice system would need to have this blindingly obvious thing pointed out to them. We’re ruled by permanent adolescents living in their own DEI fairytale.

Katja Sipple
Katja Sipple
2 months ago

Allow me to cite a stanza from Christian Morgenstern’s poem “The Impossible Fact”
And he comes to the conclusion:
His mishap was an illusion,
for, he reasons pointedly,
that which must not, can not be.

A Willis
A Willis
2 months ago
Reply to  Derek Smith

“vulnerable female prison staff”
Why do we never hear of vulnerable male prison staff?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not suggesting that there aren’t any at all, nor that they don’t abuse their position or become corrupt.
But we do seem to have a slew of women in positions of power, prison officers, teachers, abusing their positions to pursue sex. Why is that?
And so often we are told that it is THEY who were in a vulnerable position. Why is that?
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UnHerd Reader
UnHerd Reader
2 months ago
Reply to  A Willis

A SLEW of women abusing positions of authority? That’s a laugh – compared to males abusing power, the number of females doing so is infinitesimal. The reason it really stands out when women do it is because it is so rare.

Andrew Daws
Andrew Daws
2 months ago
Reply to  Derek Smith

because all staff and inmates are heterosexual, natch.

Derek Smith
Derek Smith
2 months ago
Reply to  Andrew Daws

An overwhelming majority are, but if you really want to go there, gay staff having sex with inmates should also be sacked.

Brian Kneebone
Brian Kneebone
2 months ago

I always wondered why prison guards were called screws.

ELLIOTT W STEVENS
ELLIOTT W STEVENS
2 months ago
Reply to  Brian Kneebone

Now you know!!

Chris Whybrow
Chris Whybrow
2 months ago

I think she’s going to be pretty bored in a woman’s prison.

Redeem Points
Redeem Points
2 months ago
Reply to  Chris Whybrow

Not with all the tranny’s in there

UnHerd Reader
UnHerd Reader
2 months ago

Obviously prison officer is an occupation unsuited to opposite sex persons. Officers should be male in men’s prisons and female in female prisons.

Maurice Austin
Maurice Austin
2 months ago

“Pled”.
Seriously, pled.
Rightio, I guess “pleaded” is on the scrap heap then.

Sue Sims
Sue Sims
2 months ago
Reply to  Maurice Austin

According to the OED, both are correct: ‘pled’ assumes that ‘plead’ is a strong (i.e. irregular) verb, and ‘pleaded’ treats it as a weak (regular) verb. There are other examples of parallel past tense forms in the same verb: e.g. hanged/hung, weaved/wove, lit/lighted. Sometimes they’re distinguished by the context: ‘hanged’, for instance, would generally be confined to capital punishment. In the case of ‘plead’, ‘pled’ has rather taken a back seat over the last hundred years or so, but it’s perfectly correct.

Terry Davies
Terry Davies
2 months ago
Reply to  Sue Sims

Hello fellow pedant! I enjoyed reading your post….made my Saturday morning!

Obadiah B Long
Obadiah B Long
2 months ago
Reply to  Sue Sims

The OED operates on the dubious principle that when people repeat mistakes often enough, they are no longer mistaken.

Andrew Daws
Andrew Daws
2 months ago
Reply to  Obadiah B Long

Why is it a dubious principle? A dictionary is there to record how language is being used, not just school texts.

Alex Lekas
Alex Lekas
2 months ago

Maybe having female guards in a male prison is a bad idea. And vice-versa. Does this need to be pointed out?
On a different plane, people in authority behaving badly is nothing new. The stories of teachers engaging in sexual activity with students in the US are legion. An outlet called Real Clear Investigations did a lengthy story on it, and there are at least as many female teachers involved, if not more.

Andrew Boughton
Andrew Boughton
2 months ago

Interesting, and deserving of more attention.

mike flynn
mike flynn
2 months ago

The solution is too simple. Of course, no way, in the name of equality, it will ever be used.

mike flynn
mike flynn
2 months ago

Clearly, there’s not enough testosterone filled men on the outside to satisfy all the women.

Clare Knight
Clare Knight
2 months ago
Reply to  mike flynn

It’s not about sex.

Obadiah B Long
Obadiah B Long
2 months ago

People who commit crimes that justify sentences of multiple decades should receive the death penalty. Start there!

William Shaw
William Shaw
2 months ago

If male prison guards were committing these offences they’d be called evil predators and manipulators.
When women prison guards commit these offences they are described as vulnerable and manipulated by men.
The two tier legal system is heavily biased to go easy on the women.

Clare Knight
Clare Knight
2 months ago
Reply to  William Shaw

Male guards have sex with female prisoners for sexual reasons female guards, on the other hand, usually have sex for emotional reasons.

UnHerd Reader
UnHerd Reader
2 months ago
Reply to  William Shaw

Over 95% of violent sexual offences are committed by men. The reason society generally views sexual offences committed by women differently is that men and women are different. With rare exceptions, women just don’t violently force themselves on other people, for both physical and psychological reasons.
The legal system should handle things on a case by case, obviously, but you can’t have a disparity that stark and expect society not to notice it.

Andrew Daws
Andrew Daws
2 months ago

surely it’s not only women officers that get involved?

Matthew Shankland
Matthew Shankland
2 months ago

What an incredible article. This should be front page of every major paper but just like all difficult issues (eg the disastrous impact of mass immigration) it’s ignored because it does not conform to the left Liberal concensus which the Tories themselves subscribed to and now we are doomed to for a further 5 years